The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

Hehehehehehe. Tommy Wisseau mocks you.

 

[trolman]

Okay she's online again, may not be her but the computer is on. I've sent a message. My spaghetti boil...

 

[trolman]

still nothing...im scared you guys...

 

[Misha]

I'm kinda enjoying staring at your current avatar dancing, lol

 

[Amargaard]

Same here, it's trollicious!
And Trol, aiming for one special girl and get her in the end and live happily ever after and so on.. only happens in movies, I'm sorry - Go get some other girls instead x)

 

[trolman]

not enough people seem to have it

yeah, not really, i aint intrested in other girls sexsuality or otherwise...just her...

 

[Tleno]

Yo, spaghetti!

 

[trolman]

whoa, im shitting brix

 

[AIagremm]

Impossible!

 

[Tleno]

Calm yer tits, lads, not that I'm actually going to be active on this place. Just, you know, seems like a nice place to chill out occasionally. Also, guess won't be involved in Dork Prophecy RP, but still check it out time to time.

 

[trolman]

Before you go, change your avatar.

 

[AIagremm]

United States acknowledged the existance of Zone 51. It's only been 60 years.

 

[Bernkastel]

Don't.

 

[trolman]

well im pritty sure she cut me off...

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[trolman]

 

[trolman]

We dont have enough Barrys in here.

 

[Amargaard]

Just go to the Hive Wiki, there's plentry in there..

 

[trolman]

Ok guys...i think i have a date tommorow...

 

[AIagremm]

How did that happen.

 

[trolman]

her health issues got finaly resolved so tommorow we're gonna go run, shes gotta be back by 8 because her parents worry but its still something... I'll get to meet her tommorow, #excited # swag # anxious # worried # sad

gonan go drink with the homies in a bit

 

[AIagremm]

So, what you're saying is, jogging is considered a date now?

 

[trolman]

I knew you'd say that...

Well i'll get to meet her, talk to her n stuff. Which really is something.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Amargaard]

Mr. Lardi-Dardi here got a role in his new class as a non-optimist! What the-.. I'll have to move back to my old school now >.>

Oh, and Trolman if it wasn't for your drug abuse, I'd wish you good luck with the date.

 

[AIagremm]

You mean a pessimist?

 

[Amargaard]

Yes, that, but I don't like saying that evul word.. gives me the creeps :C

 

[trolman]

sphaggeti you guys :S

 

[AIagremm]

Hurray?

 

[trolman]

No! This is a lay!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spaghetti-stories

 

[trolman]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4741855/Realistic+stick+figure+fight/

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

 

[AIagremm]

Heh, cool story bro.

 

[trolman]

 

[trolman]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/This+is+the+title+not+the+punchline/iGntGvT/

 

[AIagremm]

Why do you hate Jews so much, anyway?

 

[trolman]

>implying i hate jews

 

[AIagremm]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/579/510/389.png

Ahem?

 

[AIagremm]

So you expected some active group? O-oh...

I-it's just me, Dark Prophecy.

...sorry.

 

[Amargaard]

There's a hot jew in my new class, and stupid me made a nazi-joke in front of her before I knew >.>

 

[trolman]

keep it up am

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

wat

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, that was hilarious.

 

[trolman]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4742136/Girlfriend+Hand/

that was sad

 

[AIagremm]

My reaction:

Full version this time.

And I've seen some of his stuff, it's actually impressive.

 

[trolman]

That song... so... ergh... I ... seriously? ... whoa... just... lol... i relate so much but... damn... lol that song.... and the video... just 10/10 whoa... my mind has gone Shatner

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4742037/Film+noir/

 

[AIagremm]

You've been hit by. You've been struck by. A smooth Auralnaut.

Finally, someone did a parody of that! Seriously, the way noir film characters narrate stuff is ridiculous.

 

[trolman]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4742375/traumatized/

 

[AIagremm]

What the fu... nope, nope, I'll just listen to 'In the Zone' again.