The Daily Peon

[Bernkastel]

Pff. I cannot tolerate him. He has become negative.
No touching there.

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno has become negative? What do you mean? I mean he does get annoying on occasions, but negative?

I don't get to touch anything at all.

 

[Bernkastel]

He's negative. Every time he talks to me. Negative.

 

[AIagremm]

Really? He is usually so positive. I guess he just sees you as my psycho friend. When have you talked to him anyway?

All is well that ends well.

 

[Amargaard]

Can somebody tell me what happened to Tleno? He hasn't been here in what feels like an eternity :b

 

[AIagremm]

He fears and avoids Hive. Thats pretty much it.

 

[Amargaard]

Fears even? The ads again?

 

[AIagremm]

Yep.

 

[trolman]

What? No way thats really you, no. I refuse to belive that. No you are trolling. Google image search sends me to a false tumblr page and all of the related images are attractive brown haired women!

But anyways, if you are serious... PHAHAHAHA WHOA YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN! PAHAHAHA IN BELENE YOU WOULDNT LAST AN HOUR BEFORE YOUR FACE GETS SHUFFLED INTO THE SIDEWALK FOR BEEING A FAGGOT, PROBABLY BY SOME BRUTE LIKE ME! Seriously go back to beeing a nerd like that hatched pic, i can belive that one. But this... noo i refuse to belive you can be such a faggot!

Anyways time for Grand Marshal Trolman's Lonely Hearts Club post of the day: She's probably whent to the other town to go to the doctor and see her bf. I decided on beeing a man and not giving up. Since atm they are probably in his bed, doing various ammounts of stuff that makes me mad, i decided I will spend the whole day beeing wasted, started drinking under the shower right after work. As we speak the rakia bottle is under my sleave, waiting till parents leave the room so i can take the pain away. Work was ass like always.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

*Slaps Trol*

Not giving up is manly to you? I call it being stubborn. A man does not drink his sorrows away. A man would have already done things to make this girl want you enough to not be with the guy she is with. A man would walk away when he is clearly in defeat. Are you a man Trol? Or are you a child?

 

[Bernkastel]

My my.

 

[trolman]

Yeah not giving up is manly! Yeah i aint got nothing to do so i'll drink when i cant handle the though of her beeing with him.

Not really, since she moved out of town 6 years ago i've lost complete contact. She met this douche 5 years ago (when i met you fags) and they have been together for 3 (thats about how long dp lasted, she onloy returned into my life about a few weeks ago and i've only established real contact for several days. Will hopefuly get to see her in person soon and try to make her want me more than him.

I've decided I wont be a seccond hand person again. I will not let some douche stand between me and happniess just because thats what the dice rolled out! I am TrolMAN !

 

[AIagremm]

Still sexier than you, Trol.

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not quite sure where this is going.

 

[trolman]

If thats what you consider sex appeal, then thats your problem.

 

[AIagremm]

I'm still not as emo as you are.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

You have a false understanding of manliness then.

So she moved out 6 years ago, met this guy 5 years ago, has been with him for 3 years and now that she has returned to your life within the past few weeks you have fallen desperately in love with her? And that she will be your only source of happiness in life? Shame on you Trol. You cannot expect people to fall on to your lap so quickly. It takes time. I am sure there are others out there who are move available to make you happy. Just look.

 

[trolman]

>implying I look the way i feel
>implying theres anything wrong with beeing upset with a problem in life and trying to change things
>implying you probably wouldnt do the same in my place

 

[Bernkastel]

Imply my ass.

 

[trolman]

Well 3 years is along time for her to get dissapointed in him Ant, I'll continue my seige when she returns. Sure I'll probably meet some other girl but theres no way she will be better than her. Dont really have any major reasons to be happy in life... and i dont expect her to fall without a proper seige. Aint intrested in the other castles.

 

[Bernkastel]

What is seige, Precious?

 

[trolman]

> Implying I've got something better to do.
> Whaeva
> But what if she's not? What if I can make her happier? Cant I want to be loved? Maybe when we get toggeter we'll discover the cure for cancer?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

3 Years is also long enough for them to form a bond that isn't going to break! Anyway this topic is now dead. A different one is needed.

 

[trolman]

I meant siege

What if its about to break?

 

[Bernkastel]

Let's talk about my sexy curves.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Topic: How sexy are Garsh's curves? Discuss

 

[AIagremm]

Oh my.

 

[trolman]

Not sure if its all the booze makes me want to barf or this topic

 

[Bernkastel]

Better you than everybody else.

 

[trolman]

 

[trolman]

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

 

[Bernkastel]

Skeleton key is better.

 

[trolman]

>commit crime
>drop stolen loot on the ground
>drop all items on the ground
>drop all gold on the ground
>go to jail
>get out
>get all your stuff back
>profit

 

[Bernkastel]

Also works in real life. You should try it out.

 

[VeljkoM]

Um but won't picking it up again be a crime? And can you drop gold at all? Also lockpick is more fun then skeleton key.

 

[Amargaard]

Fuck you Trol, because just fuck you.

 

[trolman]

@ AM

 

[Amargaard]

Yes, you.

 

[trolman]

But why?

 

[Amargaard]

Because you are being a jerk to Al for no reason, and got away with it u-bitch-u!

 

[trolman]

NO REASON!?!?!

>12 bracelets
>WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED SO MANY?
>lousy t-shirt
>lipstick on fingers
>duckface
>peace sign
>bathroom
>lesbo haircut
>hipster glasses
>lotr ring/necklase

I still refuse to belive this is actually him.

 

[Bernkastel]

So much hate.

 

[Amargaard]

Yeah, Trol you should make a duo with Deolrin, would match well together ^^

 

[trolman]

Too buisy beeing manly.

>inb4 im a crazy crying faggot

 

[Bernkastel]

Alliance of assholes, huh.

 

[trolman]

Baww we're just a big family.

 

[Bernkastel]

No we're not. You think that I am a freak.

 

[trolman]

Well everyone has theif flaws but I love you all. Its just that life's been digging me down lately.

 

[Bernkastel]

What do you mean flaws!?