The Daily Peon

[trolman]

Nonbeliver!
*lightning struks amargaard*

 

[VeljkoM]

Ever heard of a joke Am? Trolman is god of Jokes and LoL.

 

[trolman]

A joke?Sure...
Well all of this is either true and I am a real god or Im just a mortal who lies inorder to get his minions to obay him.But the awnser lies between the good and the bad...

 

[VeljkoM]

You are way more "balance" then Al. Compare to you he is pure order.

 

[Amargaard]

Well, Argus is outside of your reign... Besides Peon Amargaard left Azeroth before it became a law to praise you as a God. And Peon Amargaard already have a different religion... All Reporter Peons believe in Nichita_00 a.k.a Master Peon, though it's not a law - It's free to decide, and that's why Master Peon is so poular among the Peons...

And Dragram and the rest of my part of Protectorate doesn't even know of you...

 

[trolman]

Yes I lie between the good and the band and even im not sure if I'm evil or devine.

Thats why I should totaly send some missionarys to Argus...

 

[VeljkoM]

Amar you aren't mindless trolmanian. You aren't allowed to believe in Trolman. He isn't scientifically proven. And who would believe in Peon? Trolman is way better.

 

[StormWarriors2]

We Believe in the Nar'ru!

 

[Amargaard]

*Ignores SW2*

 

[VeljkoM]

Sw is here the true human! He follows the Holy Light and strikes the shadow!

 

[trolman]

Nar'ru were created when I was happy and I ate beans.

Yeah Im better than everything,its not too late to save yourself from the eternity of pain that awaits all non belivers and sinners.

He's a half elf half human.

 

[VeljkoM]

Ok he is true believer!

I'll take my chances with Leviathan. Don't worry. When great flood comes you'll be first to know.

 

[trolman]

Such a shame...maybe If im in a good enough mood save you when you see that all Im saying is ture...

 

[StormWarriors2]

You usually say BS stuff though! Thats the best part about DP.

 

[trolman]

Alright you wont be saved curley,rest I'll think about.

 

[VeljkoM]

BS?

Trolman you'll eventually die of old age. The heaven waters await my people. Leviathan will get free and Oceans will be alive once more.

 

[trolman]

Nah I've returned 5 times and stoped aging...

 

[VeljkoM]

Didn't you die just 2 times?

 

[StormWarriors2]

You've only died twice. No one has died 5 times. Only an Eldar from 40k have.

 

[trolman]

Those are the ones you know of...

No one but the creator of everything.

 

[VeljkoM]

Creator can't die. That would be a paradox.

And trolman you promised to stop with retcons.

 

[trolman]

see thats why I always comeback

retcons?

 

[StormWarriors2]

. Yeah for hersey!

 

[VeljkoM]

But to return you need to die and the act it self can't happen. So if creator does die everything would be gone and thus you aren't creator.

Retcons about your deaths...

 

[trolman]

The fact that my material form died doesent mean my spirit dies too.The universe wasnt created 29 years ago you know...

What does retcon mean itself?

 

[Amargaard]

Change-of-lore

 

[VeljkoM]

Nope you ain't creator. You're to chaotic.

Retcon means changing lore. Which you are doing right now and you promised you will never do it. Unless you are now joking you are breaking your word.

 

[trolman]

Thats why I respawned 29 years ago,to bring order.

Well the fact that I didnt say it doesent mean it never happened...or does it?

 

[VeljkoM]

You broke your word now. I am afraid I won't be speaking to you anymore. Good buy...

 

[Amargaard]

Good bye

...

EDIT: Lol, waiit, stop, no! Donn't go!11

 

[trolman]

Wait I tought It doesent count if If I never mentioned!And its buy is buying something from a shop bye is for goodbye.

First time I died was at the age of nine at the camp second time out of my woulnds when I stoped the bullets from hitting Shona,third time was at the madhouse when I tryed to escape,wasnt easy getting out of an Undead Infested madhouse you know and the rest you know of.

But really aslong as I havent sayed it before It doesent count!

 

[VeljkoM]

What can I say? Trolman lied to me. He broke his word...

good bye

good bye

good buy in Tleno shop ...

My jokes are cruel, right?

EDIT: Trolman that is stupid reason! That is the whole point of why retcons suck.

 

[trolman]

Not telling some event and lying is diffrent!I never lie but I keep many secrets.

That wasnt a joke you really didnt know it!

 

[VeljkoM]

Adding new history is change. You aren't allowed to change history by adding new elements. Live in present. You can keep resent activities secret but past can't be changed. Or everybody would do it. That kills the point of "think before you act".

 

[trolman]

What?So this means I cant have flashbacks?And Im not addin Im just...revealing the unknown parts to the mass population...

 

[VeljkoM]

You can flashback but you can't change what is already said. I mean being a god is f***ing to much.

 

[trolman]

Well most of it are lies about my fake religion which I tell everyone in order to make them my followers...

 

[VeljkoM]

Well telling and being is two different things.

 

[trolman]

And as I said "the awnser lies between the good and the bad", and as you know.
"...For every moment of truth,there's confiusion in life..." So its up for you to "look for the awnser,Fool!Fool!Fool!"

 

[VeljkoM]

You are indeed unique.

 

[trolman]

Well you know "We surch for the truth,we can die upon the truth,but the thrill of just the chase is worth the pain"

 

[VeljkoM]

The road is true adventure.

 

[trolman]

now were the hell is that from?

 

[VeljkoM]

Classic cliche.

 

[trolman]

oh...

 

[Amargaard]

Soon page 400! :O

 

[VeljkoM]

Does that really mater?

 

[StormWarriors2]

yes it matters.
4,000 messages!

 

[trolman]

nope not at all

 

[VeljkoM]

Why? Because of that 1337 thing?