The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

Wow... thats... powerful? Excuse me. *Goes in toilet from which a loud laughter is heard*

 

[chr2]

I like to eat cannibal trolls!

 

[Tleno]

Wow, not thats a bloody (s)laughter... oh, and Al, next time before going to bathroom to check out if its not already occupied!

 

[Amargaard]

Well.............

 

[AIagremm]

Thats a pretty awesome joke Mamma Trol! Ok, bye! What did you say Tleno?

 

[Tleno]

Stop standing on me, I'm kinda in a middle of... using this toilet!
Oh and since Trolman and Al already have little cute snotties (Fine fine, snotty teens, is that better?), I'm gonna get my own...

 

[AIagremm]

I thought you were going to get two >.<

 

[trolman]

finaly!

 

[Tleno]

Yes, two. by the way, how should I call them? Billy & Willy?
Oh, and mine will grow much slower than yours, your chuildren growth speed is quite... overpowered. I'm gonna let my kid enjoy their childhood.

 

[VeljkoM]

Maybe my legion should lay eggs...but how to name all those eggs?

 

[Tleno]

What appeared first?
A legion or an egg?

 

[AIagremm]

Doesnt it do that already? Oo

 

[Amargaard]

What the fuck are we talking about now!?! Oo

 

[trolman]

Jimmy and Bimmy!

 

[Tleno]

Ronnie and Bonnie. This is how YOU should have called your kids.

 

[AIagremm]

Bonie? Sounds perverted

 

[trolman]

hell no!

 

[VeljkoM]

Tleno the answer is chicken.

And we are talking about the kid generation of DP.

 

[Herian]

Maybe the Burning Legion should...erm, no idea what they do to breed. :O different races, different traditions.

 

[AIagremm]

Usually it goes like this. A Pit Lord grabs a succubus, takes out his huge _______ and ______ the succubus ________ until she ________ and its ___________ and _________ ________ _________!

 

[Amargaard]

Hey, just thought about a question to Trolman: How are Peonman and Thrallina doing? Any kids Yet?

 

[AIagremm]

Hey, I thought about that yesterday!

 

[Tleno]

And I never think about them.

 

[VeljkoM]

Who would?

 

[trolman]

(even I forgot about them...)
Well......no they just sent me a postcard from the Maelstorm two days before I died,so I think they're doing fine.

 

[AIagremm]

Hw the heck could they be doing fine in Maelstorm?

 

[trolman]

on vacation

 

[VeljkoM]

Naga treachery. They want to have peon powers.

 

[trolman]

nah its a small deserted island but not the island

 

[Amargaard]

I'm glad I asked... It's good to see that at least few of the Azerothians are having a good time in these hard times of war...

 

[VeljkoM]

Yes in the middle of naga infested waters, around constant tornadoes...They can easily shoot LOST now there.

 

[AIagremm]

Kate, we are lost! Shut up Peonman, again you with your silly games!

 

[chr2]

Someone add a pic! I have one ready, but I don't want to post 2 pics in a row.

 

[trolman]

who's Kate?

 

[AIagremm]

You know, frankles!

 

[Amargaard]

Nooooo... Please tell me they are doing fine, making love, being happy!!

 

[VeljkoM]

Above the roast made by nagas to appeal to their new gods?

 

[trolman]

Currently I'm writing the story for mine...

 

[Tleno]

Bye guys.

 

[trolman]

well bye

 

[Tleno]

Hello again guys!
Oh, there are few things I'd like to talk about. firstly, since Legion was the only guy from all of us who makes cinematics, I recommend him as honnorary member! Oh and secinds, we should have some kind of a conntest here I think.

 

[chr2]

Ye, but LKD as honorary member as the Lord of Cinematics
Contest? What kind?

 

[VeljkoM]

Now that I am free from tyranny of school I too will make cins.

And contest sounds interesting.

 

[Tleno]

Well I don't know, something really simple. maybe just making a terrain-poster of your faction or something like that.
Oh, Al can also make a wall of Fame or whatever in our group description where he could list all the contest winners if there's enough space for that.

 

[VeljkoM]

Terrain contest? Last place here I come!

 

[AIagremm]

Intriguing. LKD does deserve it I think.

A contest? Maybe an... "Faction Agitational Poster" contest?

 

[Tleno]

No no no, don't forget you can use all the graphical programms like paint for your picture (But still it should be based on your terrain...), plusI'm just suggesting. We need something quite simple for a contest.
Talking about that, rules should be changed so its allowed to edit your picture with graphical prgramms, but it still should be based on your terrain, bevause we allways do it like this...

 

[chr2]

How bout... best drawing of your hero?

 

[Tleno]

Faction Propaganda?
Yes, this is how I came up with this! I wanted to make or "Join TlenoTech!", or "Tleno lived, Tleno lives and Tleno will live!"!
Nah, we are not so good artists you know...

 

[chr2]

Neither am I, but it could still be fun.