Talk Crap About Me (Among other things) -Thread

[Amargaard]

I have no idea what a crumpet is, but yeah, what Al said.

 

[AIagremm]

You're just saying that because it's a Danish traditional food, Am!

And EU is considering banning it.

 

[Amargaard]

Cinnamon rolls are awzum no matter what, even if they had nothing to do with my country ^^
WHAT??!? EU attacks our food again?! Damn that blasted union >.>

 

[Bernkastel]

OhmyGodDEATH!

 

[Bernkastel]

OhmyGodDEATH!

 

[AIagremm]

DOUBLEDEATH! NOOOOOOO!!!

But yea, it's all good.

 

[Paillan]

I like poisonus stuff. But not eating it. An EU strikes against locals and traditional food everywhere, replacing 1 tradictional restuarant with a 100 macdonal's, and stuff like that. You can't argue with maths.

 

[AIagremm]

...I think you don't have the first clue about the way European Union works.

 

[Paillan]

No, because I live far away from that cultural protective barrier. I live in a place where they laught at traditions and hail to globalization. Hozpitaliseichon plz.

 

[AIagremm]

Wait, what? You just said that European Union ruins traditions, then you said that it's a cultural protective barrier.

Where do you live anyway, what is that wonderful globalised place?

 

[Paillan]

Don't you remember, USA always thinks it's Texas because of the flag... and the spanish... but it is Chile...
And yes, Euporean Union tries a bit to protect cultural stuff... just a bit.

 

[AIagremm]

1. EU thinks that Chile is Texas because of the flag? By saying EU, you're implying that the collective of the professional political scientists and politicians involved know the flag of a US state better than a sovereign state.
2. EU =/= Europe
3. It does quite a lot to protect and encourage the following of cultures.
4. How can you judge it if you live on the other side of the planet?

 

[Paillan]

I have parients... people. What ever. I trust in what they say I guess.

 

[AIagremm]

Parents and people who also live on the other side of the planet from EU. Not the most creditable source of information on geopolitics.

 

[Amargaard]

Because while EU was free to decide whether to join or decline the invitation, all smart nations are actually forced to be part of it - because EU made trading rules, that countries that are not part of EU that trades with EU countries must actually pay a lot more than the usual price in order to export/import wares to and from the european countries.
Denmark's trade, with its biggest trading partners being Germany, Great Brittain and Sweden, would be devastated if all trade would bring lower amount of income because of that stupid rule. So since all these other countries joined EU, Denmark had to follow...

Well, let's just live with it then. Seems there is nothing else to do, but no, they terrorize us even more - and Paillan is right, in saying that they strike at our very culture!
EU has authority to make rules that must be implied into every country that is member of the union, by force. Several of our most favored candy and other beloved local wares were banned from our culture because EU thought them too something. Same with smokers, like they are not haunted enough already? Jesus...

 

[Bernkastel]

No complainy!

 

[Paillan]

Shit, I forggot that EU was Estados Unidos, and in Union europea.... WTF I didn't traslated those to english...

 

[AIagremm]

...Jesus Christ, Paillan.

 

[Paillan]

So my post was confused... I was refering that USA destroys culture. Of all the world. While EU may be destroying a bit of culture I don't know.

 

[AIagremm]

But... but... I even mentioned the European Union several times in my posts. We were talking about Europe in like every post. Since when does America impose rules on Denmark?

Your post is not as confused as I am now.

 

[Paillan]

Oh, not just in denmark, USA forces cultural stuff everywhere, somehow. but yeah, looks like I was from and EU is making the same...

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Paillan]

and yes there is that to. the bizzare japanese stuff.

 

[AIagremm]

I wish we had TV shows like that... no, instead we have the same bullshit that is all copied from American television. Sucks.

 

[Bernkastel]

I apologize being so absent, but as my military service has begun I will not have much free time until next friday. From that moment I will have weekends off and from 18 to 21 every day. Also, ohmygodIgotaguntoday

 

[Paillan]

._. bernkastel with a gun... everybody, hide your kinds and wifes and put yourselves into safety.

 

[Bernkastel]

Gee. It's not like if I was curazayy. Or something.

 

[AIagremm]

Ah, I almost began to worry. Very well then.

 

[David]

Erhmahgawd Bern

 

[AIagremm]

Suddenly Polandball

 

[Paillan]

What...

 

[AIagremm]

Another! Last one, I swear.

 

[Amargaard]

They are probably much funnier when you know about the backstory of what really happened to these countries. I don't, tho :l

But please explain the last one - it has entire Scandinavia in it ^^

 

[Paillan]

lol.

 

[Amargaard]

Wait, what!? Are you saying that you are trying to become part of Scandinavia? >:C
Oh, and it's Sweden who is sleeping, not Norway ^^

 

[Amargaard]

No offense, but if you ask me, not even Finland should be part of Scandinavia - their language differs a lot from the rest of us, and its historic past is not as connected as the one Denmark, Sweden and Norway share

 

[AIagremm]

In English, Scandinavia usually refers to Denmark, Norway, and Sweden. Some tourist-oriented sources argue for the inclusion of Finland and Iceland, though that broader region is usually known by the countries concerned as Norden, or the Nordic countries.

I was actually talking about being part of the Nordics. Not the same thing as Scandinavia.

 

[Amargaard]

"Norden" simply means "the north", and Estonia's as much north as the rest of us, so I don't see why not

 

[AIagremm]

Well tell that your governments, they reject us. Bwoody bastawds.

Scandinavia and the World time.

 

[Bernkastel]

Of course we are a part of it. Our lovely swastika mince pies insist it.

 

[Paillan]

Estonia sucks.

 

[AIagremm]

Look who's talking

 

[Paillan]

And that's why Latin america hasn't to deal with this stuff.

 

[AIagremm]

Because of... flags? Huh?

 

[Paillan]

Yes, there's not a private group such as "barbaric viking guys"

 

[AIagremm]

It's actually 'rich viking guys'. And that just means that no Latin American state is any more succesful than the rest.

 

[Paillan]

nope, we are all poor together.

 

[AIagremm]

That's what I initially wrote, but I changed it because I did not want to seem offensive.

 

[Bernkastel]

Bloody vikings.

 

[AIagremm]

Yea, screw them anyway! [no offence, Am]