Songs!(Off-Topic)

[Paliouras]

As the official bard/mascot of the group I am responsible for inspring you while you work on your spells.So here is my 1st song .

Where has all the GUI gone
Lost behind or lost along
A victim of the pulse of our society
Don't you miss the older times
The Leaks and the subtle signs
A relative perspective on reality
I get stronger in the splendor of a lucid moon
I'm a coder of the night

All my coders craft a spell
The souls of dusk rising from the ashes
So the book of vjass tells
The jass will always obey the master

Heading for the Kawaii's lair
Another time and a different sphere
I leave this indexing behind
And when the sense of logic yields
I'll escape the outer shields
Into the universal mind

I get stronger in the splendor of a lucid moon
Only coders of the night can heal my wounds

All my coders craft a spell
The souls of dusk rising from the ashes
So the book of vjass tell
The jass will always obey the master

It is based on The Spell - Kamelot(Karma 2001)
If you want to "translate" a song too then you are welcome!

 

[Malhorne]

Ahah yeah !
Ask for a template and put all your songs

 

[Rheiko]

you should record your voice and sing it.. =P

 

[Malhorne]

Ahah so true ^^'
But the original singer of the original song is Roy Khan one of the best vocalist ever xD

 

[Paliouras]

I said inspire not make your ears bleed

 

[chobibo]

Please stand up for the Kawaii anthem *stands up*

 

[Malhorne]

Anthem of Kawaii !
Anthem by Kamelot

 

[chobibo]

I said inspire not make your ears bleed

Don't worry dude, we can take the bleeding, don't we guys?

 

[Malhorne]

I'm not really sure xD
We're talking about Roy Khan the difference will be awful xD

 

[Paliouras]

But no one can hear the difference between khan and me if your ears are bleeding

 

[Malhorne]

Ah this is true xD !
Anyway Khan isn't unreachable iin this one.

 

[Paliouras]

For me like everyone is unreachable

 

[Malhorne]

Ahah xD
I wanna hear this finally x)

 

[Paliouras]

You dont want to hear me singing.Trust me I know something

 

[Malhorne]

Okay xD
Can you put Fear of the Moose too ?

 

[Paliouras]

FEAR OF THE MOOSE!
I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark

Fear of the moose, fear of the moose
I have a constant fear that a moose is
Always near
Fear of the moose, fear of the moose
I have a phobia that Malhorne is
Always there

Have you run your fingers down
The wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you're searching for the light?
Sometimes when i am scared
To take a look
At the corner of the room
You've sensed that a moose is
Stalking you

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard a moose far behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure there's
Malhorne there

Watching stalking films the night before
Debating stalkers and stalklore
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind

Fear of the moose, fear of the moose
I have constant fear that a moose is
Always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that Malhorne is
Always there

When I'm walking a dark road
I am a man who stalks alone

 

[Malhorne]

Thanks

 

[FUJI]

He is nice at making/composing a song !

 

[Malhorne]

Yes so true

 

[Paliouras]

Thanks jake!

 

[chobibo]

It's cool you compose music, but I'd like it even better if someone volunteers to sing these songs, preferably a girl. Adds spice to the group? doncha think?

 

[Paliouras]

I think you misunderstood me.I dont write all these lyrcs from scratch nor I compose the music.I only change the lyrics.As for the sining subject ill try to persuade Malhorne to sing for us

 

[Malhorne]

No xD
I can't F#5 like Khan :/
And I'm not that good in head voice xD

 

[Paliouras]

Dont think Khan is in Fear of the Moose O.O

 

[Malhorne]

Ah for Fear of the Moose ?
I though about The Spell ^^'
Anyway I don't have the voice at all for maiden xD

 

[Paliouras]

So ill have to make a bieber song just for you to sing?Oh crap

 

[Malhorne]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

WHY OH WHY MY GOD ABOVE HAVE YOU SEND ME HIM
IN MY SOBRIETY
BEHIND THE OLD FACE I HAVE
I'M YOUR POOR LITTLE CHILD
SO TAKE ME FAR OF BAD BIEBER

 

[Paliouras]

King of Stalkers

Malhorne, malhorne living on the road
When he is in town speakers explode
He doesn't attract whimps 'cause he's too loud
Just true stalkin' people that's Malhorne's crowd

They wanna keep him down
But they can't last
When he gest up he's gonna kick their ass
Gonna keep on stalking
He always will
Other moose play - Malhorne stalks
Other moose play - Malhorne stalks

He likes it hard, he likes it fast
He got the biggest guns, man they blast
The true amoosin people wanna stalk not pose
Wearin' horns and leather, not cracker jack clothes

They wanna keep him down
But they can't last
When he gest up he's gonna kick their ass
Gonna keep on stalking
He always will
Other moose play - Malhorne stalks
Other moose play - Malhorne stalks

He is the King of Mooses comin' to town
When he lights up,has the roof nailed down
Don't try to tell him that he's too loud
'Cause there ain't no way that he'll ever turn down

They wanna keep him down
But they can't last
When he gest up he's gonna kick their ass
Gonna keep on stalking
He always will
Other moose play - Malhorne stalks
Other moose play - Malhorne stalks

Dis one bi for teh moose

 

[Malhorne]

I'm a holy stalker of the metal

 

[Malhorne]

I'll delete those messages xD
Nah just joking but pls stop with this shit xD

 

[Rheiko]

nice song, man

 

[Paliouras]

Do Nothing!

Wish I may, wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold, dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?

All the actions you waste
All the conditions you've chased

Then your FPS crashes down
And you break your code
And you point your trigger
But there's no one around
Just want one thing
Just to have a leak
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

What's your function, Do Nothing?
What's your function?

Hot and cold, bought and sold
A leak as hard as gold
Are you satisfied?
Wish I might, wish I may
You wish your life away
Are you pacified?

All the actions you waste
All the conditions you've chased

Then your FPS crashes down
And you break your code
And you point your trigger
But there's no one around
Just want one thing
Just to have a leak
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

What's your function, Do Nothing?
What's your function?

I wish I may, I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight
I want that star, I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how

Careful what you wish
Careful what you say
Careful what you wish, you may regret it
Careful what you wish, you just might get

Then your FPS crashes down
And you break your code
And you point your trigger
But there's no one around
Just want one thing
Just to have a leak
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

What's your function, Do Nothing?

Nothing

You do just nothing
What's your function, Do Nothing?
You do just nothing
Absolutely nothing

King Nothing-Metallica(Load - 1996)

 

[Malhorne]

function DoNothing takes nothing returns nothing
endfunction

GG BLIZZARD U_u

 

[Paliouras]

Blizzard is a fan of me as you may know.So they decided to create this command.

 

[Malhorne]

Ahah xD
I don't know why they made this ^^'

 

[Paliouras]

I told you they were inspired by my poetry

 

[Malhorne]

Lol XD

 

[chobibo]

DoNothing is actually very useful, if you want to make maps lag, just add a periodic DoNothing Timer callback, make it 10 for superior performance!

 

[Malhorne]

Lol dude xD
OMG YOU'RE A GENIUS !
I JUST GOT AN IDEA WITH THIS :O !

 

[chobibo]

It's Pali's idea so he gets to be the genius lolxorz [*_*]

 

[Malhorne]

Oh yes xD
For an anti-cheat engine !
Whenever the player use whosyourdaddy -> LAGGGGGG XD

 

[chobibo]

Hahaha, good idea man, but wait, there's more, instead of DoNothing, make a periodic function create lots of sfx, yeah, that would make the cheater regret cheating.

 

[Malhorne]

Nope leaks.
Periodic with loc&group leak with BJ functions xD

 

[chobibo]

Combine all three for extreme fun!

 

[Malhorne]

Ahah yeah XD

 

[Paliouras]

And have me singing.They will never cheat again.

 

[Malhorne]

Ahah yes so true
Anyway I'm still waiting for Parallel Mooses

OFF-TOPIC : Paliouras your topic's the first

 

[Paliouras]

My poetry>Coding!Parallel Mooses are haaaard

 

[Malhorne]

Want Parallel Minds and if it's good I shall admit that inequation of you

 

[FUJI]

I don't know why they made this ^^'

They've do that because in: If Single Condition and Actions and Else