Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

Well, actually Alagremm is not alone. He has me and... others? Oh, and I'm too busy with my wife...

 

[AIagremm]

Actually here are my forces:
Draenei lead by me
Lost ones lead by Elder Dakama
High elves lead by High Priest Eletnis.
Humans lead by... well me and also Archmage Raxan Stormeye and Paladin Darasan Violetsong who are my representives.

Semi forces:
TLENO Inititative lead... well by Tleno.
Pandaren Embassy lead by Muji Stormheart
Furbolgs lead by their Chieftain... ergh, forgot his name.
Plus the undead dwarves lead by Dead-man-walking who kinda mine resources for me.

Plus Maelstrom Archon Elemental Misssha

 

[Tleno]

Its TlenoTech! And it makes tech! And zombie mutants...

 

[AIagremm]

TlenoTech is the name of your company in my capital. It is named TlenoTech because TLENO Initiative is secret and success of your researches may very well change the way of the war.

 

[Tleno]

Wha?.. whow?.. we... You want me to research Mithril Swords for you? Well, Tleno Intiative is just a part of TlenoTech, and TLENO intiative is responsible only for making cookies to homeless chilren.

 

[AIagremm]

Better complete the Purple Cola Station we need additional income.

 

[Tleno]

Its completed, but... we found that it colours not only hair, so we are rebuilding it into paint factory!

 

[AIagremm]

Also, I am pleased to announce that since I got the 1337 post I am now... DEMIGOD OF LULZ! Because God of Lulz is already occupied.

 

[trolman]

 

[Tleno]

Crybaby.
Hey trolman, I just built a new shop (Ralle-mart), do you wanna buy the armor polish and horse wax? Today they have a 20% discount!

 

[trolman]

I've learned never to trust a non 100% human!
And yes i do need armor polish,alot of it.After the capital was destroyed there has been a shortage of these items:Armor polish,shaving cream and razors,swords,rifles,gunpowder,shields,lances,axes,crossbows and apple pie.I need about a ton of each.Can you supply em?

 

[Tleno]

O course, sir! That will be one million of Lenos, please.
Do you need a package to put it all into? We have a huge variety of packages where we could put your items: barrels, boxes, gates and other destructibles!

 

[trolman]

Here you go.Keep the change.I would like them in Underground Tree Wall please.

 

[Tleno]

Of course sir! Are you gonna pay cash or credit block?

 

[trolman]

In invisible cash.

 

[Tleno]

Of course, sir, I'll just detect them with my spell... oh, yes, thank you, here's your change! Come again!

 

[AIagremm]

10000 Lenos... good course of income! ^^

 

[Tleno]

Of course, I'm the master of selling things!
Alagremm, wanna buy my new head tentacle jell? It smells like Vanilla!

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... make it Caramel and I'll take it!

 

[Tleno]

Okay, it will be a 631354654135 milllions of Gremms, please.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... I think I will let you not pay rent fro the island I gave you in my city for it.

 

[Tleno]

...and you will put back those peanuts you stole from my Ralle-mart too, okay?
Oh, maybe you want to buy one of my new games I have? Like World of Faties: Products of Burger King or FindOut 3 maybe?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... Il visit it later. Do you like the offcie I made for ya?

 

[Tleno]

Yes, of course! Only... wht do you need that windmill if you don't have the banana farm?

 

[AIagremm]

It produces Tlenotricity to power your machines.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Hmmmm intresting how random this is. It is so Random it puts the Word Super Fantastical in Super Fantastical Awesomeness.

 

[Tleno]

Please don't invite mathematics to our group. It will scare away all randomness!

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. Plus I hate math.

 

[trolman]

Yeah math sucks

 

[Tleno]

What they said. Period

 

[trolman]

1500th post,thats something right?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Racist!

 

[trolman]

????

 

[Tleno]

Hating math nerds is not racism, its nudism... so it says in the Holy Phonebook...

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well i'm not a nerd ever since i'm a recurit in the Air force so HA!

 

[trolman]

Yeah pushing a pen on a list of paper siting in an office all day is so not for nerds.

 

[Tleno]

Why are your words making sence? Don't tell me you joined the Order of Making Sence!

 

[AIagremm]

NOES!!! The pie will be sad!

 

[trolman]

I???

 

[Tleno]

And if it will be sad, I won't have sad pies to shoot with BFG 9000 at them... oh no, I'm making sence too! We need quarantine, sence is spreading fast!

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. We need quarantine to prevent the sickness to spread resulting all lulzers becoming... ARGHH!!! Im making sence! This place must be put under querantine. LOCKDOWN!!!
--Lockdown sequence initiated--
*All the steel blast doors on the entrances in the Station "LOL" close.*

 

[Tleno]

What steel doors? I tough they were steal doors so I have stolen them... they look so SQUADALA in my bathroom...

 

[trolman]

...were off...

 

[AIagremm]

Good thing I also installed chocolate-chip cookie blast doors.
*Activates cookie lockdown*
Okay, who ate the doors?

 

[trolman]

Thats another reson i'll kill gwonman

 

[AIagremm]

Gwonman ate the doors?! I thought he didnt know about the L.U.L.Z. compound.

 

[trolman]

He found the secret map back in the capital,but soon he wont tell anyone.

 

[Tleno]

Let me guess: You've traded our secret map for a cookie?

Okay, looks like we're gonna need to use our wooden gates...

 

[trolman]

No he just found them there.
In an unrelated news,i got cold so theres no wooden gates....

 

[AIagremm]

Great, so now we dont have any doors?
We can either collapse the tunnels or let the sickness go out, infecting everyone icnluding terradont. Do you know what'll happen? If God of Lulz is turned into God of Sence the universe gets bored and explodes!