Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

And my island! And Peaant Potatoes restaurant...
I know! We will make our own restaurant! Who's gonna be who?

 

[AIagremm]

Well I already made McAlagremm.

 

[Tleno]

No, thats kinda... LIKE A WORST NAME EVER!!! We need something more attracting... LIKE SHITTY HUT! Or maybe the CRAPHOLE!!!! Oh, and guys, WHERE ARE MY ANTI-MADNESS PILLS?!!

 

[AIagremm]

I think he has them *Points at Gwonman* I think his name is... Guanoman? Hey, that should be our restaurant chain name!

 

[Tleno]

No, OUR NAME SHOULD BE FOODHOLE! The voices in my head say so... and they won't like and will kill you if you won't listen to them!

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, here are two bags of draenethyst and a bag of silver, go create it.
We dont use gold anymore because it sucks.

 

[Tleno]

Liar! You've just spent it all on your girlfriends?

 

[trolman]

*trolman looks at tleno and alagremm argueing*
Whisper-Yes my enemys,argue between each other,break your aliance,if olnly that hippy guy was here 2.
*quiet laughter*

 

[AIagremm]

Ergh... we can hear you.

Also gold is just out of fashion, so I took all gold and put into my dungeon about 740000 gold.

 

[trolman]

Meh thank god it was change all money with stormwind week.Now they'll be pist at you for stealing all their money >

 

[Tleno]

Hahaha! Trolman, I will conquer the Random Lulzeras while your army is too busy with Daily Peon!

 

[trolman]

Do it,but know that the holy 1337nt post power lies in Alagremm.While he's still alive,you'll never be alble to truly controw the RAndM LuelZs

 

[Tleno]

O really? I don't fight by myself, I'm having a honey month with my dear, so my people just suplly Alagremm with aviationary steam engines and Quick-dry-con-cret-e (TM)... woops, looks like I just told you...

 

[trolman]

you mean the lesser peasants?Also arent steam engines dwarven?Are you a dwarf peasant???

 

[Tleno]

No, I have other races (And my experiments, and machines and everything!) working for me. And I bought a engine licence from Dwarf & Son co.

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, did you get those 20 kobolds I sent you? Also, I think I can gve you a really good deal on gnoll miners.

 

[Tleno]

Oh, great, I just found a nice terrain with lots of goldmines! I will really need custom miners, thank you ^^
About those kobolds, I will send them back since they are to injured to carry more than 861.564153641 kilobytes and one custom painting for a castle interior weights 900.666 kilobytes. I think they were injured by creeps near the tavern... its not a safe place these days you know. Oh, good news that your kobold overseer got leveled to level 2 by killing few bandits!

 

[AIagremm]

Well do what you want with them, I dont like D&D stolen races anyway. BTW, kobold earthsmiths can build stone golems.

 

[Tleno]

Nah, those are out of fashion, now the illithid golems are the most popular... what did you said about D&D?
Oh, and you don't like stolen things?

 

[AIagremm]

No, I took them from some melee map that I entered using a portal. Thye called my "God of Shiny"

 

[Tleno]

So you don't like stolen things... then I think you shouldn't see this medal called "To the first Draenei knight of Tromania".
*Hides the medal*

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah i forgor:Sir Alagremm,I remove your Knight title for your traitoris actions!

 

[AIagremm]

Well I am still the lorekeeper, plus I moved the Twilight Council capital from destroyed Silvermoon to my lands, so now I am de-facto and de-jure leader of the Lorekeepers.
Also, I am now... the Exalted One.

 

[Tleno]

Insulted one? What is that?

 

[AIagremm]

The guy who always cryes that no one understands him and stuff. Similar to the emo chick of Evillizard army. Luckily Im not one.
I'll just be Lord I guess.

 

[Tleno]

Maybe you should be the Lolkeeper? Or at least the Draenei Enforcer? Ta-da-da-tam! Super Draenei to the rescue!

 

[AIagremm]

Okay, Lolkeeper it is.

 

[Tleno]

And Draenei Enforcer?

 

[AIagremm]

No! Im... Draenman!

 

[trolman]

How about the vile traitor?

 

[Tleno]

How about a Happy Shut Up?

 

[AIagremm]

How about we all settle down and talk in peace. Oh no. Evilizard contaminated me with his hippyness. I better go beat it out *Goes to hit the wall with his head*

 

[Tleno]

Well, I allways tough that you have to keep your mind clean... *Starts beating his head too*

 

[trolman]

Ok you guys band your heads while i fight the evil geometry monster.

 

[AIagremm]

You mean the League of Logic?

 

[trolman]

Yeah but its a fight i didnt chose and im loseing it.

 

[Tleno]

Well, its the order of making sence actually (trademarked by McDonald's)...

 

[AIagremm]

League of Logic is a special part of Order of Making Sence actually.
It has special agents, named logs who make everybody logical.

 

[Tleno]

Yes, I know about them! They have mages called Change Logs that turn things into more logical ones...

 

[Tleno]

So what do we do (not)now?

 

[trolman]

You guys surrender to the power of the trolman empire?

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... What'll happen if we will?

 

[trolman]

Hmmm just because you surrendered,you'll work in an ore mine till the rest of your lifes.How's that?

 

[AIagremm]

No, it doesnt work for me, I have dentitst next week, plus I need to do hoofpedicure in a month.

 

[Tleno]

And I need to polish my pickaxe...

 

[trolman]

Ok than i can have you 2 killed,how's that?

 

[AIagremm]

No, I have an appointment, plus I still have to make my Grand Plan and make a speech about how good peace and harmony is, but how bad hippies who corrupt peace with their canabis are.
Trolman admit it, right now I am the least of your problems.

 

[trolman]

Well yeah,ive got angry hippies,the damn school and my biggest nemy thats probably going to ruin my life - my personal lazyness......well then again the angry hippies are killing all the bandits and rougues who live in the city ruins,its friday so no school,and the lazyness is for life so im used to it.
Anyways you are my main problem.

 

[AIagremm]

WHy? Its not like Im attacking you or something.

 

[trolman]

Go read teh DP.