Random Lulzerz

[trolman]

*The hydra dies from too much confusion.*

 

[Tleno]

What with one of it's tentacles?

 

[trolman]

I cut it off to save you remember?

 

[Tleno]

Nope, that one regenerated and destroyed all the stuff you got from me for saving me.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Wheres the bloody fork?

 

[trolman]

meh this one doesent regenerate
what fork?

 

[Tleno]

Wait, what did you said? Who wants to bloody fok? Sound like a bad idea...

 

[StormWarriors2]

Time to eat : D. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

 

[Tleno]

If I would be you, I wouldn't eat that rat poison...

 

[trolman]

He's just eating that dead hydra.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
ahhh too much. must stop eating. ahh well all that is left is the tail.

 

[trolman]

Now your fat from eating to much.

 

[Tleno]

That happens to me too sometimes. *falls underground since floor can't stand Tleno's weight*

 

[AIagremm]

I wanna a fok at the table!

 

[Tleno]

And I wanna shit on my bed! And lader to get to it...

 

[Tleno]

So... lader anyone?

 

[StormWarriors2]

Ugh.

 

[AIagremm]

Onaa De-naa Nagenaah!

 

[Tleno]

Oh no, its Japanese smalleyes flu! Okay, where's my bag with medicines?

 

[AIagremm]

Wha? Its isnt Japanese. Its Eredun/Faceless oneish.

OH NOES, THIS IS 108TH PAGE!!!

 

[Tleno]

What do you mean? Its already 109th...

 

[AIagremm]

Ugh, the curse has been lifted. Khadhu!

 

[Tleno]

What? *Shots with a shotgun into Alagremm's face*
Sorry, you've just gonna kinda annoying... wait, I liked that! *Strarts shooting into everybody's faces*

 

[AIagremm]

Sinkha!!!

 

[StormWarriors2]

CADIANS!!! 108th ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 entire regiments come and start shooting all of the Rpers in this random rp.

 

[Tleno]

Tleno shouts to Guardians: hey you, suckers, look, there is a church to pray to your emerpor idiot in that minefield!
*guardians run into minefield, destroying themselves and that church, making a bloody rain*
tleno: Sinkha!! it means victory, right?

 

[trolman]

As Tleno laughts at the poor dead imperial soldiers he notises a red laser on his face.Seconds later he falls dead on the ground with a huge hole in his face.(yes i am an imperial assasian)

 

[trolman]

Meh i tought ud be tau.

 

[AIagremm]

Becaue they lok like draenei?

 

[trolman]

Yeah and they both talk about peace and love but in the end kill you.

 

[AIagremm]

Nice...

 

[Tleno]

And they have robots!

 

[trolman]

And wierd monkies,dinosaurs and giant flys.

 

[Tleno]

Enough WH 40k talk!
*Tleno grabs nearest plasma cannon, looks at it and drops it. He says: I need to kill fast. Bullets too slow. I must kill with my hands, bear hands!
grabs a bear's hands, kills all WH 40k related unit and everything and teleports it all to abyssis of Strom Warriors 2 imagination*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh noes! You've stolen Bear Hands from Richard!
But I sto... burrowed, Kindey Hat and Fork of Truth from him ,so now Im indestructible or at least unclean.

 

[trolman]

whos richard

 

[AIagremm]

You... you dont now Richard? Richard the Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Lord of the Dance, Mistress of Magma, and mayor of a little village up the coast!?

 

[trolman]

nope,havent got a clue

 

[AIagremm]

Behold! He also has a model on Hive.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, and there's his social group on Hive too.
He's from Looking for Group.

 

[trolman]

Huh so hes some comic warlock?Could u give a link to one of his comics cuz i dont just join groups i dont liek.

 

[AIagremm]

http://lfgcomic.com/
New pages are made each Monday and Thursday.

 

[trolman]

LOL KUEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I got to page 129 but my eyes started to bleed and i stoped reading.
IS SO KUEW I GOT NO WORDS,infact for bringing be into that kuew world i knight you sir Alagremm.You are now a knight of the Trolman empire.You'll get a knight rep,and ill do a pic for the daily peon.(What model should i use for you?Hmm a draenei?TELL ME)

 

[AIagremm]

Of course, a draenei! ^^
Another way is high elf or Medivh.

I know, ok? Its so uber cool! Join LFG group now!

 

[trolman]

I send a request but theres nothing for now.....
I wanna use something thats more,correct like not just mediv or a draenei...OH I KNOW ILL CHECK THE UTMOutland map and export somthing from there...

 

[AIagremm]

Good idea, though some of the models in that pack bug me.

 

[trolman]

Youll be draenei paladin 2.
Ill do the pic tomorow afther school cuz it took alot of time to import the skin right.

 

[Tleno]

Don't forget that I'm a owner of Tlenotech corp. which supplied you with ideas for lots of times. And I have a peasant with (probably) smg in his arm...

Fork of Truth? Cool, what will happen if I will combine it with the Spoon of Lies?

 

[trolman]

Meh ok youll get promoted into ummmm,hmmmm,something.....MAYOR of the capital ok?

 

[trolman]

Then again mayor is too much you will be given 5000 gold coins.