Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

I, the royal council of whatever, command you to put Storm Warrior the Second to prison for lying that we play WoW. He ruined all my raid on Onyxia, you know!

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah! I dint get a Hammer of the Naaru from Gruul's Lair because of him!

 

[trolman]

yeah i didnt become a 2nd level paladin and didnt do 5 quests and kill 7 bandits just so some dude can call me a noob!

 

[Tleno]

And I couldn't even login!

 

[StormWarriors2]

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(translation is to sexy muhahahahaha)

 

[trolman]

0_o
(translation 0_o)

 

[AIagremm]

What the heck are you talking about?
(Translation: Dudes, this is getting weird.)

 

[trolman]

SnooPING AS usual i see.

 

[StormWarriors2]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. intresting i think my avatar just turned gay. MUST GET A NEW ONE!

 

[terradont]

No need to worry, i'm back to steer up the randomness.

Fish

Chicken

Chicken shaped like fish

 

[Tleno]

Have you transformed into GLADos? Sing the Still Alive song! Still Alive! Or at least give a portalsniper nukelauncher cannon!

 

[AIagremm]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Cake...

 

[Tleno]

Allagremm, can I help you?

 

[AIagremm]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! Ergh, what did you say?

 

[Tleno]

Dispensing product! *Starts shooting cakes at Alagremm*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh no!!! Its a... a... SALE! 30% discounts! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Tleno]

If there something wrong in your neighbour post...
Who you gonna call?!...
Santa... ugh... Price checker!
*And then goes a whole our of dancing ghostbuster dance*
I ain't scared of any price!
*One more our...*

 

[AIagremm]

NOOOO!!! Make it stop, make it stop!

 

[Tleno]

*Makes a stop*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh great, what do we have to do with this thing now?

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... check prices? hey, what this button does? *Presses a button*
If there something wrong in your neighbour post...
Who you gonna call?!...
Santa... ugh... Price checker!
*And then goes a whole our of dancing ghostbuster dance*
I ain't scared of any price!
*One more hour...*

 

[AIagremm]

Im starting to like this!
Santa... ugh... price checker... something wrong in your neighbours post... I aint scared of any prices...

 

[Tleno]

Woops, sorry, it run out of batteries... *recharges* so what button did I pressed anyway?

 

[AIagremm]

This one? *pushes a button*
"Who lives on the bottom of..."

 

[StormWarriors2]

Fail!

 

[Tleno]

Storm Warriors, I have a question: are you American?

So where did I stop? Oh, yes! *Presses a button*
...It will translate you files to Svaneze and delete all your files and everyone related to you...

 

[terradont]

Can i install a ragevirus as well?

 

[Tleno]

What fo you mean?
"...If you get infected you wish you would never be born, so quickly turn off you compuiter before it emailed to grandma all of you porn..."
Oh, this...

 

[trolman]

RUN PEOPLE! WE ARE UNDER ATTACKED BY HYDRAS!

scary image

 

[AIagremm]

AAAARGHHHH! We all will die! We need to go to Station Hydra. There we will find some poison or something!

 

[trolman]

*trolman and alagremm go to station hydra*
The door opens and they see

scary

 

[Tleno]

Yay, lunch!

 

[trolman]

*The hydra grabs tleno with one of its tenticles and slowly moves him towards its mouth*
*Trolman pulls out his sword and cuts of one of the hydras tenticles*
Guess you owe me one?No time to talk,we must kill the beast.

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman how could you have forgotten?! Every time you cut one of its heads or tenticles two grow. Read your mythology!
Oh, I gots a plan! Lets cut him for an hour, then he will die of cancer

 

[trolman]

Cant you cast one of your spells purple alien wizard?

 

[AIagremm]

No. My mana biscuits are wet.

 

[trolman]

We need some one to build a campfire so that the biscuirs could dry.If olnly we had a peasant who could build stuff

 

[StormWarriors2]

Stab it in the heart!

 

[Tleno]

Hydras don't have hearths.... so yes, I will build a campfire, a monument of trolman for saving me and an anti-hydric tower of towerdefencines, I just have to fininsh my porn... *Open his magazine and sees hydra there* Guys, this hydra thing is kinda famous... maybe we shgould get an autograph?

 

[AIagremm]

Man, look how many tentacles it has. No wonder its famous "pron" actor.

 

[Tleno]

Thats it, we need to get an amoeba to fight it! Or at least feed it with that amoeba...

 

[AIagremm]

I had the same idea! We need to go to Station Amoeba now, before hydra tentacles us to death.

 

[Tleno]

But we need someone idiotical enough to go for a suicidal mission to open the base door. I think we need someone enough stupid for that!
*Tada-dam!*
Strange...
*Tada-dam!*
Damnit, I wanted some idiot to come in now... but oh well, we are gonna die, thats not a big deal... but then I will lose my "Kill 5 Hydras without diying achievement! Nooooooooo!

 

[AIagremm]

I'll go. Shish!
*Comes in. Returns*
Nah, it wasnt that bad. He told me about his "pron" ideas and promised to call Hydra to join him in creating them, after I told him that ideas were cool.
The Hydra will be here in about... two seconds.

 

[Tleno]

Great! I just called The Bear. He is a professional striper. I also called whole zoo of stripers. Now, we will be able to make our new "Playg... WHAT A HELL IS THAT?!" magazine! Or at least "PlayHive"... No, wait... maybe "PlayCraft"? Or "Generic Playboy Parody"? It sounds really short...

 

[AIagremm]

"Pron"Craft. Anyway, arent we going to be eaten in about 1.15 seconds?

 

[trolman]

meh we still got 1.14 secs of life

 

[AIagremm]

Hurray. Im going to get cake.
*Goes out of the room to see if there's cake in an abandoned research facility. The Hydra seema confused*

 

[StormWarriors2]

AHH USE MEGAN FOX as HUMAN SHIELD!

 

[Tleno]

Okay, not this is getting akward... what did he just said?
*Hydra gets really confused... I mean really confused!*