Random Lulzerz

[AIagremm]

Yes! This is unbearable by a good lad like me!
Oh, and Im sick of "two gentlemen from 19th sentury and their slave" talk.

Behold me, the powerful Nathrezim!

 

[Tleno]

Yes, but if we will stop this talk our timeline will normalize and the ones who were monkeys will become the ones who rule us. Like Bush...

Anyhow, now I want a "three hippies" talk, dude!

 

[trolman]

Yo,yo dude,yknow what we should do?We should like get high and not go the vietnam yeah,yeah thats what we'll do dudes.

 

[AIagremm]

Ha, ha, neat dude! Hi five!

 

[trolman]

Hi five!We're like all the same u know dude?Like the same people :O what if we are 1 dude :O

 

[AIagremm]

Like, cool dude! Freaky, but its cool.
Aha-ha-ha! Look I look like a cool dude, from that band, that playes that kind of music, that is cool!

 

[trolman]

Cool dude,cool like no war and stuff,like olnly pice and this groovy music dude.

 

[AIagremm]

Yah, groovy music. Peace dude!

 

[trolman]

(pice lol)Peace dude.

 

[Tleno]

Peace dudes! who wants my peace pipe to smoke? I made it from most groovey thing ever - bettle dung!

 

[trolman]

Yo yo i want some dude but hippie talk is gettin old man.

 

[Tleno]

Affirmative! Today Robot talk is the most effective way of wasting your life. Join robot force! *Beep* *Beep*

 

[AIagremm]

Beep? Arghhh! Pirate talk is what we should talk! Talk like a pirate or walk the plank! Arghhh!!! *Charges at the robot*

 

[trolman]

Robot talk acccepted.
Pirate talk accepted.
Yar...*beep*
System overload.Atempting shutdown.
Yarr.
System shutdown failed.
Yarr ya damn landlovers.
Manual shutdown button pressed. [o]
System shutting down...yarr.

 

[Tleno]

Simson's talk accepted.
Robot talk accepted.
[enter generic Nelson laugh]
System overload! Duh!
[Enter generic explosion]

 

[AIagremm]

Arghhh! No one can stand the might of my booty, mitties! Yarr... *notices a beeping on his belly*
ARGHHH! I have to restart to install new software!

 

[trolman]

So what are we gonna do?

 

[Tleno]

1. Instal a new software.
2. Make a new funny adventure just like we allways do.
3. ???
4. Profit!

 

[AIagremm]

Arghh! New softbooty installation complete, argh!
Ninja mode engaged! *Opens his mouth but doesnt talk* Your robot kung-fu cannot defeat me! *Opens his mouth without talking again* Arghhh!

 

[trolman]

You have dishonor my honor,prepere to die in combat!
*makes a loud unnecessary noise*

 

[Tleno]

Mustard gas! Wait, its Heinz Ketchup gas! Prepare your protective buns!

 

[trolman]

*cloaks in with the dark cuz he's a ninja*

 

[AIagremm]

Me be sailing on my japanese pirate ship!

 

[trolman]

Me be on a japanese transformer pirate ship/hooker.

 

[Tleno]

Transformer? Let me see the instructions... just as I tough, it says its Transvestite, not Transformer hooker... also it says its a tractor, not a pirate ship...

 

[trolman]

Aaaaagh a transvestite!KILL HIM!

 

[Tleno]

but if you kill him you won't recieve money back - thats the Transvestitomoto motors policy. maybe you should make an "incident"?

 

[trolman]

*kills the transvestite with a silanced pistol*
Incident?
*throws the gun at tleno and runs away*

 

[Tleno]

So... anyhow, I thing it actually says that its non-transvestite robot that demolishes whole planet when shot. Whatever it means...

 

[trolman]

Too late...

 

[Tleno]

Sooo... what about some ice cream?

 

[AIagremm]

I scream!

 

[Tleno]

I cream you scream he beam they... eat cake?! OUR CAKE?!

 

[AIagremm]

Wha?!

 

[trolman]

Oh noes!Bob marley zombie!He'll make us listen to his crapy music and kill us with an overdose.Run for your lives!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh no! He is rastomaning me... Whacha doin' mon?

 

[trolman]

Aghhh stay away form me!*picks up a shotgun* *kills Bob Marley* Now its just you left...

 

[StormWarriors2]

HERSEY!

I now deem this stupid and annoying by the power of the inqustion.

 

[Tleno]

This is getting heresyculous. So what we do with other zombies, esspecially with Rube Goldberg mechbot?

 

[AIagremm]

We need to go and get jammin' them, mon!

 

[Tleno]

Alagremm, looks like you need the "Antispammin"!
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May cause lag of your eyes, low stomach fps and possibly deletion of your mind.

Disclaimer: If something goes wrong, we are not ressponsible for any lose of stats, unique items or achivements.

 

[AIagremm]

Whadda ya mean? Me be no Bob Matreyfied. Me be a troll! Da be a troll accent! Jamaican me crazy!

 

[Tleno]

Looks like we will need the "Culturecure" then!
item info:
"Culturecure" heals any languages, ideas or other crap that infects people's mind and churns then down from their victim's ears. May cause you to become nazi, rapes your eyes when you rape them, also its said to be effective against company's doors.
Disclaimer: we don't use any Hitler's hair in this product. we use only natural products, such as his ear wax and blood of 1 week old babies.

 

[AIagremm]

Me be takin that, mon! *Drinks*
Why do I suddenly have a wish to conquer all of the wolrd using a new ideology?

 

[trolman]

*voice in alagremms head*
Kill all bloodelfs....and gays

 

[Tleno]

*Voice in trolman's head*
Tell him to get a moustache and a whole army of... well... just give him an army!

 

[trolman]

*voice in alagremms head*
get a moustache and an army

 

[AIagremm]

Army of hippies and groovy moustache! I just ordered them from Ship-Out!

 

[Tleno]

*voice in trolman's head*
He's doing it wrong... we need a better plan! I say he need more wacky medicines!

 

[trolman]

*voice in alagremm's head*
U need moar PILLZ!