Random Lulzerz

[trolman]

And well sit on the blue grass and listen to the birds bark.

 

[Phoonix]

and we will bring computer whit Internet and all watch Hentai! (silence falls) "no? eh...hehe.. euhm... i have to go home it's getting late..." (runs home)

 

[Tleno]

Today birds are glowing and sun is singing - looks like a nice day for toxic picnic, there is even no nuclear winter today!

 

[trolman]

Yay!Just dont forget your bags of bolts.

 

[Tleno]

To find anomalies? :O
And then when we found flaming anomaly we can fry eggs on it!

 

[AIagremm]

Neat! But Im looking for freeze anomalies to chill my ice cream cake!(Combo cool cake power. Yeah.)

 

[Tleno]

Are you thinking what my brain's eating center is thinking about?! Lets combine our fried eggs with ice cream cakes!

 

[Phoonix]

I make time machine open dimensional gateway bring back dinosaurs 100 years later apocalypse!

 

[trolman]

Oh noes its a crappy shrift!

 

[AIagremm]

You contaminated me!

 

[trolman]

Doesent matter im cured!

 

[Tleno]

You got that right! *everyone starts laughting like in a lame movie*

 

[trolman]

Then we all die cuz the movie was filmed in the 192X

 

[AIagremm]

I smell time anomaly! And a cake made out of cookies, pancakes, ice cream, maple syrup and... cake.

 

[trolman]

Lol i feel like i'd puke.(just had a lot of

)

 

[Tleno]

Why do you show it to us? Do you want us to puke, Sir? Sir Alagremm Van Alagremm, I suspect that your time theory is corect since i'm not sure if we should speak like this.

 

[AIagremm]

Why Lord Tlenosias... this is quite intriguing. I doubtfully enjoy this fun parte...

 

[Tleno]

Sir Alagremm Van Alagremm, I think that science is really progresive these days, soon we will have even steam trains with piratecannons... did you heard the news about the Cristopher's Columbus travel to moon?

 

[trolman]

Wat de fik uo guis spekin bout?

 

[Tleno]

Oh, look, its our slave native Zipangese we cuaght and now teaching to speak normaly. Sir Alagremm. Maybe we should shot him out of a cannon, I raded in "Ilustrated non-science for Gentleman" that it might work!

 

[trolman]

Wha u call me?

 

[Tleno]

Sir Alagremm, looks like we need more cannons...

 

[trolman]

Wha a kannun be?

 

[Tleno]

you, Sir Slavedude.

 

[trolman]

ho dat?

 

[AIagremm]

I've dodally fallen asleep, my lads. I agree, Lord Tlenosias we need to shoot him. If we succeseed, we could proove that Moon is made out of Nothingam cheese. That would be spefie!

 

[Phoonix]

My dearest Gentlemen! stop this nonsense... everybody knows the moon is not made out of Nothingham cheese. everybody knows that it is made out of chocolate whit raisins. and yes, Pleas do fire out little primate here whit that cannon.

 

[Tleno]

I say that Missis Phoonie is right about it. I think that moon might really be made out of the chocolate in silver wrap! But Gentlemen, what if our little monkey will fall from the edge of the world? I know, we need to invent insurance!

 

[AIagremm]

Then we have to call our dearest lad, Mayor Terradontios, he is well known in inverting things!

 

[trolman]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD,SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!*picks up an axe and starts to attack people*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, this is horrible, my lads, our monkey man turned insane on us.

 

[trolman]

U gutta dei!

 

[AIagremm]

I know, gentlemen! End to slavery of mumbo-jumbians!

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... we need a huge cylinder then, you can't do it without huge cilinder hat you know...
So what are the news from United Moon States of Columbia?

 

[AIagremm]

RUmors, say that france and spain want to colonize the moon for its oceans!

 

[Tleno]

I think they just want to colect all the silver moon is wraped into. if I were them I'd take chocolate inside! Maybe we should send our little monkey for some chocolate?!

 

[AIagremm]

What did I say you about sending slaves without any knowledge on the moon? We have to make him a student first!

 

[trolman]

wa da muun is?

 

[Tleno]

Sir Alagremm Van Alagremm, do you want me to teach him where is left and where is right?

 

[trolman]

ho u callin wrong

 

[Tleno]

Okay, little monkey, remember that Right is a hand wich you are picking you nose with and left is the one you are scratching your but with! Okay, Sir Alagremm, he's a one prepared for cosmos cosmonaut!

 

[trolman]

When will i fly to space masters?

 

[AIagremm]

Space masters? He's delusional!

 

[trolman]

nd ur muma'z ugle

 

[Tleno]

Okay, cannon preapared, Gentleman. Now we can find out is earth is rectangular or geometric figure shaped!

 

[trolman]

ho u callin rectangular biach?

 

[Tleno]

Moon, my little pet monkey... * Puts trolman in a cannon*

 

[AIagremm]

What was I saying about calling humans monkeys?

 

[trolman]

u gays got no rit tu pit I to canuun!

 

[StormWarriors2]

OH NOES SERVANETS OF THE BLOOD GOD EXERTIUMANTUS! EXTERMANTIUS! EXTERMANTIUS!
*inqusition arrives destories the entire planet.*
Well thats solved.