Random Lulzerz

[trolman]

Watch this!:*trolmans enemys die from lung cancer*

 

[Tleno]

Oh... ugh... ohhhh.... Hahaha! Respawn!

Throws grenade without unpining it into Lirchwhal/trolman.

 

[trolman]

Hides behind Lirchwhal,Lirchwal dies from the hit of the granade,Lirchwal falls on the ground,trolman pulls out a .357 (like the HL2 one) teleno also pulls out a .357 ,they stare at eachother like an old western movie from the 60s

 

[Tleno]

tleno screams: What are we doing?! We are too civilized for this!

*And then trolman and tleno grab their chansaws and start fighting more civilized way!*

 

[trolman]

trolman screams:What are we doing were too civilized for this!
*they drop theyre chainsaws and start bitch-slaping eachother

 

[Tleno]

tleno: Now thats too civilized! Back to chainsaws!

 

[trolman]

tleno: Now thats too civilized! Back to bitch slaping!

 

[Tleno]

Why should I listen to necroposter?

Current status of my face: :c

 

[trolman]

because im no longer a necroposter cuz i got rep from a dude who had tileset troubles
*bitch slapes tleno*

 

[AIagremm]

Enough! I... WANT... CHEESEBURGERS!!! And not even Gumlirchilla can stop me!

 

[Tleno]

Oh no... I mean not again! Its like when it happened to him last time! (sound of thunder)

 

[AIagremm]

Sorry, to busy killing necroposters, because they keep saying that they dont know what cheeseburgers are and where to find them.

 

[StormWarriors2]

I walk in and everyone stops and starts beating me.

 

[trolman]

*StirnWarriors2 gets shot in the head by a .357 bullet*
Oh my god who did it ? :O

 

[AIagremm]

StormWarriors2 you have an evil twin StirnWarriors2?! O.O

 

[Tleno]

well, now he doesn't have any brothers

trolman, now you're good guy, right? lets continue punchig Lirchwhal!!!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh noes! Tokio was destroyed by Gumzilla! Now where we will get sushi from?

P.S.
Canada is not an option

 

[Tleno]

Damnit, I just wanted to say that! Hmmm... maybe in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Oh, right... o, well, looks like we're out of fish...

 

[trolman]

Lets nuke some random part of the ocean so all the fishes die and float on the top and then we'll just pick them up.

 

[terradont]

No, let's use the dead fishes as bridge-material.

 

[Tleno]

No, lets eat them and use their bones as bridge material... then everyone would be happy...

 

[AIagremm]

We will build a bridge to Canada!

 

[Tleno]

Unless its a farm!

 

[trolman]

Unless its a burrow magot!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Ahh i hate those things!
They mass kill me in diablo 2

 

[terradont]

Noob! Real pros only get killed by peons, in any game.

 

[Tleno]

Even in Team Fortress 2! Unless its a farm! (Team Farm 2)

 

[trolman]

burrows>farms

 

[Tleno]

So... can we continue fighting Lirchwhal? I mean, he's right behind us with a huge chainsaw...

 

[AIagremm]

No, I think its his way of saying "Hello"

 

[trolman]

But the chainsaw is out of gas so he olnly has a regular saw.

 

[AIagremm]

OH NOES! That means he's gonna kill us!

 

[trolman]

OMFG Dude with the saw look behind U!

 

[AIagremm]

U r crzy!

 

[trolman]

Dude with the saw looks at us again.
trolman casts shockwave,lich dude loses 300 hp

 

[AIagremm]

Hurray! Too bad he has 1337357 HP

 

[trolman]

Lol no way we could kill him :O
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!(im on a horse so im WAY faster)

 

[AIagremm]

I used your corrupted fantasies, and turned into a dreadlord. I am cloaked, plus I have wings.

 

[Tleno]

And I use my sick fantasies and turn into Man of Science!

*Tleno flies into sky, explodes and then Quantum Displacement teleports him to somali Pirates*

wooops...

 

[trolman]

Dreadlord put the pirates to sleep so the peasant can escape!

 

[AIagremm]

What peasant? Plus I dont put them to sleep, I put them to sleep to turn them into zombies. Dark Conversion, know?

 

[trolman]

The peasant called tleno.Who's kidnaped by the evil pirates.

 

[Tleno]

I'm not peasant, I'm the man of science!
*Explodes again, summoning angry mutant cabages*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh him! I'll use my dark teleportation for it. Hope it wont work as dark radiation and turn him into a mutant, zombie or a dark villager.

 

[AIagremm]

Hope you wont turn into a evil or corrupted mad scientist.

 

[Tleno]

Thats it! We need to turn Lirch into Dragon of Science so he would die! Only guys, can you please de-quantummize me away from these pirates?

 

[AIagremm]

I already did. I teleported you here.
Hope you wont turn into a Mad Man of Science.

 

[Tleno]

I'm already Mad since I joined Random Lulzers, so I can't be double mad.

 

[AIagremm]

No, you were Good Mad Man of Science, but now you're Evil Mad Man of Science.

 

[Tleno]

Its confusing... and I'm not... I abandoned that hobby and now its Lirch whos Nerd of Science!