[Picture] Orcish Captain:"It's over, Draenei. Lay down your weapons." Evillizard: "No. Come, you or

[Evillizard]

Orcish Captain:"It's over, Draenei. Lay down your weapons."
Evillizard: "No. Come, you orcs, and with all your Savagery. I will in turn give you mine.
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon,
IN ME!"

This was an old tape found in the Black Temple (Aka Ruins of Karabor) of what seems to be Evillizard fighting off the orcs.

No one knew that Evillizard was ever this savage, or that he listened to Disturbed.

 

[Evillizard]

Interesting thing, when I was writing the caption I was listening to "Down with the Sickness". I guess you can see where it led to.

 

[AIagremm]

Interesting you mentioned Karabor...

 

[trolman]

Wait you were a draenei... Oo

 

[trolman]

Oh wait so thats why youve become an evil warlock!But still the hippie thing is unknown.

 

[Evillizard]

I'm not a warlock!
EVILLIZ-A-RD is me.
EVILLIZ-E-RD is my warlock friend.
What happened was I had some magic weed and turned into an elf.

 

[trolman]

Wait you do have a beard but no pointy elven ears,that makes you............A HUMAN!

 

[VeljkoM]

Peace through power.

 

[trolman]

What the hell are you talking VeljkoM??? *suspecious tone*

 

[VeljkoM]

A wise man said that. His name was Kane.

 

[Evillizard]

No, I'm an elf for sure. But the villager model has no pointy ears, ignore that :/

 

[trolman]

You could have based your self on an elven model.....

 

[Evillizard]

I tried doing it on Priest, fail.
I tried doing it on Elven Worker, fail.
I tried doing it on Druid of the Talon, Fail.

 

[Tleno]

So what are you gonna do? You can just draw a hippie shirt on elven worker...

 

[Evillizard]

That failed too. Stop trying.