[Picture] Episode 6: "Inspection"

[AIagremm]

And that's why you never, NEVER say the name of Him Who Is Not to be Named!

Based on the joke that if you say his name(him being the Unspeakable one and Him Who Is Not to be Named) something bad will happen. I saw people exploding because of that in another comic, but in my comic I decided it would more like the effect of saying the name of Lord Moldybutt in GAoBaM - stuff breaks.

 

[AIagremm]

Episode 6: "Inspection"

 

[Bernkastel]

Wont they be sending more now?

 

[AIagremm]

It was a sad accident. And, well, accidents tend to happen. Whenever they come to our place.

 

[Bernkastel]

Eternal hatred!

 

[AIagremm]

Well far worse surprises await them inside

 

[Bernkastel]

Am i a worse surprise?

 

[Tleno]

Can you tell me what is that name that shouldn't be mentioned so I would never mention it?
wait this cop reminds me of someone...

 

[AIagremm]

You are one of them. Though I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Plus there is Dead Fish and the mighty Cthulus, and Misha with his archon powers.

Hastur.
*The lamp falls from the celing*
You made me say it! D=

 

[Ilike]

Poor guy..

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed.

 

[Tleno]

Made you say what?

 

[AIagremm]

Hastur! *Bookshelves falls on Tleno*
Gods dammit, you made me say it again!

 

[Misha]

aww.. good that he didn't come near my protodrake... wait.. who took the body?

(him xD)

 

[Bernkastel]

Hastur did! *A trail of smoke comes out from the oven*
Hau-auauauu~ My cake will burn!

 

[AIagremm]

Lie! *opens the oven and sees no cake*
I knew it! I knew the cake was a lie!

 

[Bernkastel]

Ofcourse there's no cake. You dont deserve one... Yet

 

[Tleno]

Oh look, Al, I've baked you a cake! But read what I wrote on top of it first!

 

[AIagremm]

"Congratulations with completing the tests. We are very, very happy. We have decided to run a party in your honor. There will even be cake! Put down your weaponand lie on the floor. The party will arrive soon to collect you to the party."

 

[Legion_King]

Ha... Ha.. Hast... Haste!

 

[AIagremm]

Phew.

 

[Legion_King]

Damn need more concentration.

 

[Tleno]

Not that cake Al. The one with cult sign on it.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh. Yum.

 

[Tleno]

No, the one with Hastu-- wrotten on it. Read it.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, okay. Hastur.
*The ceiling fan falls on Tleno*
Now thats a strange name for a cake. Tleno, stop playing with the fan!

 

[Bernkastel]

Why do you two keep talking about Hastur!?
Owps..
Huh? Nothing happened?
Tsk. Tsk.

 

[AIagremm]

*The ceiling falls*
Garsh!!!

 

[Bernkastel]

Gomen.

 

[AIagremm]

Gomen?

 

[Bernkastel]

'A statement of apology or admission of fault'

 

[Misha]

..we should really un-barricade those windows.. maybe put a few happy humans made out of cardboard on the inside..

 

[The_Silent]

Actually you have to say Hastur trice for anything bad to happen. Also, was not invented by neither Lovecraft, Ambrose Bierce nor Robert W. Chambers, but were actually invented by Dnd (Dungeons and dragons) when it wrote its own set of rules around the mythos.