If half-life was real.

[maxbun]

IF half-life did happen and you were in it what would you do and have?
Me i would be Apart of the good guys and fight for freedom!

 

[trolman]

Id probably be dead...

 

[Tleno]

Oh come on Trolman, it's about what you'd like to do, not what you would actually do.

I would infiltrate the metrocops and would spy on their activity, just like Barney [the dinosaur[/s]. Then when Freeman would pop out from nowhere I would sabotage the metrocop defences in city 17 and would then take over and hold with some other people one of raiload stations and would get far as possible from the city before the citadel would even start exploding.

 

[trolman]

well its a tough life xP but if I manage to get a gun I'd run as far as away I can from city 17 and try surviving in the wild...

 

[Tleno]

...Until you wouldn't find some abandoned mine, filled with zombies... oh that's a good idea, you could go to Ravenholm and team-up with Grigori!

 

[trolman]

no I want to get away from all the zombies and combine,to be as safe as possible

 

[Tleno]

Well combine control the whole planet, they shoot all civilians outside the city, this mean you have to team up with people to fight the combines, but it will be easier to seek out your team and send the hunters or crab canisters.

 

[trolman]

thats why I'll go find some really quiet and abandoned place to live in,but were hmm...

 

[VeljkoM]

Grave?

Where ever you go combine, zombies, antlions and many other things will try to kill you.

 

[trolman]

but theres gotta be a sanctuary somewere,somewere the combines havent gotten to and the aliens have troluble surviving,but where...

 

[VeljkoM]

But most of the aliens can survive in places humans can't.

 

[trolman]

and by that logic humans can survive somewere aliens cant!but were...

 

[VeljkoM]

No by that logic aliens are superior to humans and can survive on more places. If they can't survive somewhere then human has even less chase to life.

 

[trolman]

hrm perhaps you are right...

then I have an even better idea I'll get the .357 and kill an Antlion Guard (done it a thousaind times when I had gmod) take that thing that controls antlions (as messy as it can be) and live in peace among the Antlions at the beach somewere and feed off from litches and antlions

 

[VeljkoM]

You have HEV suit in game and no alcohol. And how will you extract it without Vortigount to help you out? And eating your antlions would make them angry.

 

[trolman]

HEV suit?that makes everything alot easyer and im sure theres beer,you get to break a bottle of it at that garage in episode two

it will be very gory yes but probably possible

but they didnt mind commiting suicide if I told them too

 

[VeljkoM]

But in game you weren't drunk that what I am saying.

So you'll use xen magical powers without xen creature.

Because they did it. Their action not yours.

 

[trolman]

oh yeah,but you get morfine ^^

yes?Fine I'll find a vortigont

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insidents happen

 

[Tleno]

Erm shouldn't at beginig vorts be agrresive and think all humans are just aggresive monsters with a crowbar? I mean if I would want to escape I would really do as Velj said at begining. Yes, that place.

 

[VeljkoM]

But they think they owe to humanity because Holy Crowbar killed their slavers. I think they also become shamans in Half Life 2.

so the answer is to fight so join sides.

 

[Tleno]

Can't we pick no side like Frohman? Joinining sides just killed him...
I pick rebels. I could infiltrate metrocops...
"Gentlemen, I think we've got a rebel here..."

 

[VeljkoM]

Frohman tried to be on Metrocop side.

 

[Tleno]

Don't you remember how he got sad and started to sing when mterocops and rebels were shooting next to train station?

 

[VeljkoM]

I do but you know how much he loved Combine even tho he was bigger threat then Freeman himself...

 

[Tleno]

He loved everyone. He was kinda like hippie, only with a shovel used as weapon.

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh yea he loved even zombies but hated vortigaunts for some reason. He also hated ravenholm for being combine-free zone.

 

[Tleno]

...So he wrote a letter to Breen and he bombed the town with crabheads...

 

[VeljkoM]

And then thought Zombies all those cool tricks like dragging legs, and throwing headcrabs at those unlucky to have none. But before remember how he made his Citadel, TV with Breen on it and Strider.

 

[Tleno]

Yeah, the citadel was just a bunch of boxes and a beach umbrella and that TV was "propaganda post"...

 

[VeljkoM]

But Strider was convincing. To bad he didn't turn it on...

 

[Tleno]

Yeah that was fun.. or like when he made the gravity gun glow white in Citadel? That was awesome...

 

[VeljkoM]

You mean "da Claw"

 

[Tleno]

Exactly...
Or like before that he was naming combine stuff in funny way, like dropships = trooper poopers.

 

[VeljkoM]

Frohman was great inspiration to us all. No wonder every other person in Half Life had his face. To bad no Episode comics now.

 

[Tleno]

Not to mention Bo Shitt and some other Gmodders have that face too... I don't even mention Norman, his brother...

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh I should get Gmod...

 

[Tleno]

I already have it. Cool game, only pirated versions are nearly immposible to play in Multiplayer so I'm forced to play in singleplayer and it's booring. At least I have a wiremod and other fun mods so can build some fun stuff...

 

[VeljkoM]

Well I more thought of continuing with Frohman series.

 

[Tleno]

Oh come on, he's dead! Of course it would be awesome for him to return, but the creator oh him has so much things to do already, like after Frohman he had an experiment in Oblivion in how it would be to play it without adventires, so he tryed to get as much money to survive without beeing an epic super hero and got into trouble all the time, still forcing him to be an adventurer...

 

[VeljkoM]

Didn't know about that actually.

Well it would be stupid to use other creators stuff right? Something else like Vort adventures in land of Crowbar?

 

[Tleno]

Gmod Idiot Ball! Just kidding... seriously that was Bo Shitt's (Gmod idiot box creator) easter joke that that video was actually created by his ten years old brother while he's in hospital... he made a noob video on purpose to prank everyone, lol...

You could make adventures of Gordon Slaveman...

 

[VeljkoM]

Tleno Trolman sounds better

Anyway aren't we supposed to talk how would we be killed, scared and tortured if Half Life was real?

 

[trolman]

what about half life one?

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh don't be in America when it happens and your safe.

 

[trolman]

but what about if we were in black mesa at the time?

 

[VeljkoM]

Well hiding in dumpster was good idea? Nah I would steel uniform of soldiers then get out of there.

 

[trolman]

lol thats what I would have done too xD

and the dumpster guy is actually a trap,I always throw a granade inside N he gets pwnd.

 

[Tleno]

Well if it will start from HL1 in BM, I would get to the lab where Barney got to, wait for him to repair the portal and teleport...

 

[Uncle Fester]

well i would most probably look for a way to build a flamethrower and grill zombies, it's so funny when u light them on fire in HL2

 

[Cacciatore]

Rofl, Freeman has many friends that help him run away