We-hell, it looks like SOMEONE thinks he's cooler than he actually is! And look at him, trying to insult me by saying I have no social life
Lets all go awwwwwwwwww
Awwwwwwww, look at the widdle newbie trying to be cool
Now look jackass, I don't give a rats ass about how I look. I don't care for the companionship of others
What I care for is getting ahead in life. I am a nerd
Oh, and just so you'll know: Your girlfriend hates you, she'll dumb you, teenage relationships never work out, call me while you're crying and angsty cause she left you
And I find the entire process of rising above my natural animal instincts to mate with females to be far more accomplishing than to give into them
And are you implying I am having sexual relations with the female who gave birth to me? Cause you're implying lies. Obviously you must be implying that you think I do, which must meam that you must asssume many people engage in this activity, which must mean that you do
And the fact that you say you want to engage in sexual relations with my mother worries me. Seak help now, we have drugs for people like you, sex crazed dumbasses who completely ignore the fact that we have evolved an intelegence far beyond that of every other lifeform on this planet
Oh, and trust me, I don't eat too much pasta. I have this little thing called common-effing-sense, you might wanna try and get it. And once again, your so-called feats of getting probably romantic-fantasy having and therefore highly desperate girls to like you does not impress me. I could easily get such girls to like me as well, however I don't see why the hell I should even bother when I could do so many other important things like, oh, I don't know, study? Get a well-paying job? Know that I am higher up in the social scale than you? Be happy that my teenage years were not filled with the absolute heartbreak that comes from hormones going wild?
I have a high set of morals. You obviously don't, so hows about you bug off?
And if I TRUELY wanted to be mean, I could have warned you from the start from not using intuition and checking the FECKING STICKIES, but I decided not to. Infact, I'm so generous I'm not even going to lock this topic yet and instead see what you have to reply with
So, in short, stop living in the present and for your feelings, emotions and other such pitiful things