Dialectizer

[3rgytr54]

I'm not sure if this is the right area for this, but I stumbled on a tool that translates normal dialog into different dialects of English that can be hard for some to come up with all on their own. Such as Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, and Hacker.

Dialectizer

Original Text:

For three hours you've been buying flowers?

And then I drove around. I've had ... a lot on my mind. But I'm fine now. Fine.

You didn't go by the hospital?

No. Look, I'm freezing. Let's go inside. Why did the hospital call? Does the doctor need my signature for more tests?

Example Redneck:

Fo' three hours yo've been buyin' flowers?

An' then ah drove aroun'. I've had ... a lot on mah mind, cuss it all t' tarnation. But ah's fine now. Fine.

Yo' didn't hoof it by th' horspital?

No. Look, ah's freezin'. Less hoof it inside. Whuffo' did th' horspital call? Does th' docko' need mah signature fo' mo'e tests?

Example Moron:

F' dree hours you'be been buyigg flowebuhrs, duh...uh...?

And den I drobe around. Uhhh....I'be had ... Lee me lone!alot on my mind. But I'm fine now. Uhhh....Fine.

You didn't go by de hospital, duh...uh...?

No. Look, I'm freezigg. GEE danks.Let's go inside. Why de hospital call, duh...uh...? Does the, uhhh, doctor neid my signature f' more tests, duh...uh...?

I think it could be a useful tool to anyone atempting a dialect of English they do not know well.

Tool By Samuel Stoddard

 

[Nichita_00]

Moron, lol. This tool could be actually useful, especially for people trying to give their map some sort of feel / really special characters.

EDIT: Try translating the Hive webpage, lawd.