I gotta say thanks Cupid!
You made me so amazingly in loooove with that girl called Cecilie, that I met at the party yesterday, and gave me the balls to take her home and sleep with me. Then told me how to treat her nicely and spend this whole day with her too..
Will you make her my girlfriend too please? I'm freaking lost in her <3
Not bragging, just.. okay I'm bragging! Guys, I'm fucking awzum!