Choose your side: Cupid / Mania

[Deleted member 212788]

*pops out of the phone battery*
. . . Where the fuck am I now? they don't make conduits like the used to, *sigh*

 

[kari0003]

*Kari sees a flash not so far away*
It cant be. Its a Nokia 3310! Those things cant be destroyed.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

*looks around*
So I came here, now the question is, how do I get out?
. . .
Damn it, I've been thrown in mordor. Just great. Well, time to find Frodo I guess.
*yells* Frodo, you little jackass, you owe me for this.

 

[Amargaard]

Where are you guys? I wanna be where you are too, because David don't wanna keep me company now that he got Bernkastel and ehh.. I feel lonely man :C

 

[Bernkastel]

Who said that he has me?

 

[kari0003]

*Searches in the pile of rubbish*
Hey DS! I think this remote toycar would be perfect for you. Only it misses a few tires but we can patch it up.
*Looks up to the sky, and there is an eclipse in the place of the sun.*
Maan this place sucks. We should get back as soon as possible. *Starts to walk along a destroyed road.

 

[Amargaard]

I did, miss >

 

[Bernkastel]

Fool. Words have consequences.

 

[Paillan]

A yes almost forggot, everything that gets inside destruction world, starts disapearring after an amount of time, this is how demons defeated the light titan, even which his massive form, he took only 100 years to disapear totally. An awerange human can be meaby, if he resists 24 hours.
I self can be there meaby... 3 weeks? if i want.
*Demon again*Wooh somebody falled to the destruction world *enters the world and sees DS*Well...well... what have we got here...*Goes to kari and takes the nokia before him*Forgget this undestructable piece of trash

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Nah, I can levitate. I AM a maelstorm after all . *Floats next to Kari.*

 

[kari0003]

Cool Lets find that Frodo guy!
Wait where is my pencil. I want to sign the way we went. It must have disappeared from my pocket. Wait i have no pocket!

This place is weird. I wish Amargaard would be here with us. He can always explain things. Also he is great at tracking (reindeer killers)

 

[Deleted member 212788]

Erm about the pencil . . . I kinda' threw it at Alagremm cause he was making noise last night. . . . Ops?

 

[AIagremm]

It's mine now.

 

[kari0003]

No problem.. We wont coming back anyway.
We need the ring to open a portal to the outside world.
Do you see anything in site?

 

[Paillan]

*Looks to kari and DS*okey guys, i will take you out of here for the sake of peace, the way out is at least 1 day from here*convers into angel*woah, this is painfull, What you looking at? no i won´t get you out here the easy way.

 

[Deleted member 212788]

*stares for a spell*
Kari, you sure you're alright? I was being sarcastic when I said that stuff bout frodo and the ring.

spell

(spell = very brief period)

 

[Paillan]

Ds, this place is weird, i can provoke alusinations*thinks a bit*Well, are you coming, or you prefer disapearing?*whitout answer he starts walking*

 

[Deleted member 212788]

I have a bad feeling bout' this.

 

[kari0003]

Lets follow him. Its our only chance.
But Hey Paillan! Only with one term. We want to have Amar in our team

 

[Paillan]

Amargaard?*stops*Do you want to bring him the pain of this place?*looks around*o well, it´s your decision*Concentrates holy power into a place in forn of them*Amagaardddd!!*he summons*By the name of god, i ask you to come here and help to the angels task*A flash light apears, and a confused orc reveals inside of it*

 

[kari0003]

*Runs to his friend. Finally you are here. We gotta get out of here!*

 

[Paillan]

so*Starts walking again*Lets start or you 3 will die before we reach the exit

 

[Amargaard]

Thanks Kari *Dusts off the leathery vest*
But sorry to disappoint you - I'm going to a party and I'm gonna do drugs and perhaps I'm gonna get some sweet love, so see you tomorrow!
*Leaves through a door right in front of the whole group*
*Mumbles* Hmm.. wonder why they didn't just walk through that door if they wanted to escape that weird place?

 

[kari0003]

Bye! *Kari only notices that he could exit when Amar already disappeared in the white light.*
Quick! Hold the door! *He jumps to the door, but it closes in front of him.*
Looks like we have to take the longer path DS *Says sadly*
*While follows Paillan, notices a broken hammer.* This could come good, ill take it.

 

[Paillan]

*starts feeling bad* o men, being an angel here sucks...Ah i now a way...*Picks up kari*DS you follow me?*Flies away at insane speed,stops after a while*So here we are, i can´t fly from this point, from here it´s like 12 hours.

 

[kari0003]

But i guess those skulls are there for a reason?
*Points at the skulls at the Cave entrance*

 

[Paillan]

Oh yes, some people when dying, they end up here, not much inportance, they will disapear in some minutes*thinks them*but yeah, this is faster*Throws a light beam and smashes the skeletons*Lets continue.

 

[Vengeancekael]

Who needs love? Everybody just want sex anyways. Say, why do you prefer a beautiful and sexy lover, cause that is your fetish (you want some good f***in')! Screw that long term promises, you know once your married the sex stops. The husband will find a finer woman than his old wife and the wife will do the neighbor's son, or the plumber. Just sayin'.

So that's why you prefer ketchup over mayonnaise.

You can't stop thinking about marriage, yet you fight against love? I don't get you maniacs

Think that's the whole idea.

I always know that good side wins... so what to choose.... Im in Cupid's side... Im for the prizes... hehehe!!!

Who said Cupid's side is the good side? WHO SAID LOVE IS A GOOD THING?!

Pfft. Pathetic. Your mercantilism is so sad.

It's not about winning. It's about sending a message.

Yes, Ralle needs to give me a raise for doing this.

how kind of you 2, i will give you a candy.
Here, take it.

Rule Extreme Sexuality / Violence.

yeah, that nice eplace, you now, were all destroyed things end, i was the only demon that could enter there and survive, and as i am still devilish, i can turn into a demon and go there *turns into an angel* there is another way to enter or exit to, but... i won´t tell were it is.

Rule... Creating Duplicate Threads.

And to end this essay on fat people: You guys are crazy.

 

[Amargaard]

im so rfucking druuuknk ahahahahahahh why an I even on Hvie? ahahahahahahave a good night

 

[Paillan]

wait, what? sexual reference because i ofer candy to old people and i am the young one? what is this world going to?
Fat people... speak for... who finds himself in this description.
I insist, by the sake of [insert name here] has sexuality/Violence in common whit candy?
Kael, buddy you need a good doctor for depression, and meaby i to.

 

[Amargaard]

Man, this hangover.. I'm not sure I have been sleeping at all this night, but why am I already awake? I feel tired, yet I'm not tired enough to sleep..
Hope you guys feel great cause I don't.

 

[kari0003]

Your anti hangover device is not up to date!
Please download the latest version available, or contact your doctor.

What im telling by this, you can avoid hangover if you count on it when you are drunk. For example a cup of milk/water can do miracles.

 

[Amargaard]

Yeaaah, milk is the thing! I'll go get a glass of milk - thanks man ^^

 

[Legion_King]

I realized in the beginning of the thread there is no progress "meter".

 

[Amargaard]

Yeah, what's with that?

 

[Paillan]

because this is not a fighting, every one is going to get RP at the end of the judging, i think.
Meaby kael should put the thread to choose the next theme, i have an idea.

 

[Amargaard]

What about focusing on the event we're in while we're in it - and afterwards we can think of a new one

 

[Vengeancekael]

There will be no progress meter this time, purely based on the quality of entries.

 

[Paillan]

i already made my unusefull entry, so i can make what ever i want !

 

[AIagremm]

Am, do you know the definition of insanity?

 

[Amargaard]

Yes, it's Alagremm. Why?

 

[Deleted member 212788]

No, it's "Doing the same fucking thing over and over expecting shit to change - Vaas Montenegro(Michael Mando)"

 

[AIagremm]

Exactly. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the consequences to change. Remind you of anything?

 

[Deleted member 212788]

The last even where Santa won cause there was absolutely no activity in the Man King Threads?

 

[Amargaard]

My uncle had schizophrenia, that's insanity - when you believe in stuff not existing. Remind you of anything?

 

[AIagremm]

We believe in a lot of non-existant things. Which particular one do you mean?

 

[kari0003]

Haha nice comeback!
I think what is insanity is decided by the society. If everyone would do some crazy stuff, it wouldnt be crazy anymore.

 

[Amargaard]

It starts with C and ends with U and has something to do with a cult..

 

[AIagremm]

I don't think insanity and interests are the same.

 

[Amargaard]

No, but in this case they're combined, 'cause you're interested in these insane beliefs