Broken English(AKA Engrish)

[terradont]

Post your personal favourite Broken English pics!

 

[InfiniteSeven]

LOL.

I just laughed so hard at the last two pics. Sometimes I think we Japanese really need to improve on English <_<

 

[terradont]

LOL.

I just laughed so hard at the last two pics. Sometimes I think we Japanese really need to improve on English <_<

True, i have lots of those xD

 

[Kuhneghetz]

Engrish.com

One of the best sites in the whole internet!

 

[InfiniteSeven]

Engrish.com

One of the best sites in the whole internet!

Damn straight!

 

[terradont]

Engrish.com

One of the best sites in the whole internet!

Yup, that's where i found most of mine xD

 

[InfiniteSeven]

Lol.

 

[The_Silent]

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[TheBlooddancer]

Yay

Last 2 were good

Good luck.

Besides, what happened at 777?

 

[Mor)L(unE]

Oh, not only asians speak nice engrish, dutch are very good at it too:

We were having this party, with a lovely dinner, when a woman said:
May i thank your cock(cook) for dinner
Explanation, Kok is cook in dutch.
I laughed my ass of, the man was looking like: hmm did i miss something?

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Epic, pure epic.

 

[terradont]

Some more ;D

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Yeah i don't get most of them but the ''Because you are dangerous you may not enter'' is rofl.

And that last one ofcourse etc.

 

[Martin Barbov]

Here's something pwning:

 

[terradont]

Here's something pwning:

I lol'd hard at that one xD

 

[TheBlooddancer]

Lol awesome D:

 

[Mor)L(unE]

Okay some more awsome quotes, from the boo (yes we even made a book out of it) I always get my Sin (Zin is dutch for what i want)

How do you do, and how do you do your wife 0.o
There are alot of Hotemetotes (dutch word for important bussiness people)
What do you?
I am the first state secretary for the inside and im having my first period.
I could not find the head entrance
During the earthquake the building was shaking on its fundamentals
You did more for the company in the past then we did in the recent future
I fock horses (Fokken = Breeding)
I am very focused on my fuck (vak=job (+dialect)
She is not the first the best

He had it not standing out his diarrhoa
Why is mr. Rijkens on rice (reis=travel,journey)
We are there busy with
I would like to stand still by this point
We still have to suck one lid (seek>suck Lid=Member)

More to come

 

[cool_is_i]

I loled so hard i cried.....
+i found one...

 

[LordDz]

Wanna buy some?

 

[Dynasti]

In case of fire...

Those committing suicide will be severely punished…

And if you’re dead, please get to a hospital…

 

[BearMan]

So Engrish is poorly translated texts?

 

[terradont]

So Engrish is poorly translated texts?

Pretty much.

 

[TheBlooddancer]

I found one, with a T-shirt saying 'Engrand' and the title 'Guess what they speak there'

(Engrish)

 

[Teh_Ephy]

On a set of Korean knife sets:
Keep out of children

Surprised that hadn't come up already.

 

[InfiniteSeven]

Alcohol always help :3

 

[Arvedui]

Hmm well there's a thread exactly like this on another forum I'm on.

Some pictures from there: