As you were, Gents...

[Celaquil]

The Over Bastard acknowledges the current members of this group:


- The Handyman, the "bringing out the trash" guy.
- Dr. Own, our very own living tape-recorder.
- Herr Shamerator, my apologies Mr. Sorry.
- Don imagInart, with more than only green fingers.

You have all been witnessed.

_________________________________________________________________

A glass filled to air for an absent member of this group, Professor S.E.
- May you always exhale in the right directions,
and be dishonestly honest with yourself in regards to your subconscious double-dealings.

Now, illuminate.

 

[fladdermasken]

(quote space)

Now, illuminate.

Phrased otherwise, "Shove a glow stick where the sun don't shine."

 

[Celaquil]

And the world will be raved.

 

[fladdermasken]

That distinct smell of a new member in the ranks.

Smell it.

 

[Celaquil]

Oh indeed, I thought you all got my mental memo?

Ah well, one can't count on minds these days.
And yes, for anyone with less than an obvious
perception of a vision, we have a new member
and initiate, Mr.Goblin.

You are all obliged to welcome him in your very most bastardly manners.

 

[fladdermasken]

And on the third day...

 

[Celaquil]

"I took my time, flad."

 

[fladdermasken]

"I met an imperialist once."

 

[fladdermasken]

Promote deductive reasoning.

Taking a well-earned break from the detective business, Sherlock Holmes and Watson were on a camping/hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky.

Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"

"Well, I see thousands of stars."

"And what does that mean to you?"

"Well, I suppose it means that of all the planets and suns and moons in the universe, that we are truly the one most blessed with the reason to deduce theorems to make our way in this world of criminal enterprises and blind greed. It means that we are truly small in the eyes of God but struggle each day to be worthy of the senses and spirit we have been blessed with. And, I suppose, at the very least, in the meteorological sense, it means that it is most likely that we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"

"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."

 

[Celaquil]

Oh those invi(nc)_sible tent-hijackers...
>.>

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