[April Fool's 2012] FastEfficientSpeedy

[Bribe]

I know you guys care so much about speed, so I wrote this for you, so that (finally) you can have the fastest possible library.

library FastEfficientSpeedy //The most efficient library ever.
    //By Bribe, version 2.0.0.6
    
    function SuperFast takes nothing returns nothing
    endfunction //Gets inlined, so don't worry about calling it.
    
    globals
        //There are no globals, so this library is really easy to implement.
    endglobals
    
endlibrary

 

[Troll-Brain]

It lacks a textmacro for moar speed.

 

[PurgeandFire]

Thx man i'll give u credits in my map.

 

[Alain.Mark]

I would suggest that you use shorter variable names. In that way, this lib would put an optimizer to shame even at its unmodified state.

 

[Adiktuz]

Hmmmmm...

Hmmmmm...

Hmmmmm...

no matter how much I test it, it still runs so fast...

 

[Bribe]

Originally, this library had an extra function HyperFast which was called by SuperFast, but I figured out a way to inline it and so now the library only needs the one function.

 

[LeP]

The funny thing is, that SuperFast actually does not get inlined.
JassHelper needs something to inline. An empty body can't be inlined.

 

[jim7777]

SuperFast vs HyperFast

any benchmarks

hmmmmmm

EDIT:
i got something faster for the sake of every people

library FastEfficientSpeedy //The most efficient library ever.
    //By Bribe, version 2.0.0.6
    
    function SuperFast takes nothing returns nothing
        //!runtextmacro inlineScript(SuperFastEfficientSpeedy)
    endfunction //Gets inlined, so don't worry about calling it.
    
    globals
        //There are no globals, so this library is really easy to implement.
    endglobals
    
endlibrary

 

[Magtheridon96]

:O

480000 calls with only 1 FPS Drop >;O
ZGOMG FASTTTTT.@!111!!!?!?!?!/111111111IIONENEONEONE ELE VEN

 

[Troll-Brain]

Wait, no struct extends array, no textmacro, no module,no senseless short names, it can't be the fastest way !
It must exist be a way to improve it, or at least to make it less readable/usable.

 

[Magtheridon96]

Yeah.. I figured out that this is badly written...
I'm going to write my own version and give you credits for the idea of no globals

 

[Nestharus]

Bribe, you again never fail to disappoint with your terrible library. You are obviously stupid and lack training in being awesome. You should just strive to be like me because I am truly awesome.

This is how you do it obviously

//! textmacro SUPER_DUPER_DUPER_DUPER_DUPER_FAST_AND_FAST_FAST_AND_SUPER_SUPER_SUPER_SUPER_SPEEDY_VERY_SPEEDY
//! endtextmacro

To use

//! runtextmacro SUPER_DUPER_DUPER_DUPER_DUPER_FAST_AND_FAST_FAST_AND_SUPER_SUPER_SUPER_SUPER_SPEEDY_VERY_SPEEDY()

Pros

• No boolean from library usage
• Adds 0 code to your map
• Adds 0 code when using it in your map

Cons

• Textmacro usage, harder to use
• Bad API

Be sure to give me credit for all of your code and give yourself credit for nothing since I technically wrote it. I'd submit it myself, but frankly, it's not even worth the effort to submit now. I'll just let you submit it for me. Oh, and your post must praise my name for using my code.

In fact, I'll even write the post for you, so all you have to do is edit it. How nice am I? Totally nice obviously.

Nestharus is just so awesome

I have written this poem in dedication to nes nes

Nes Nes is awesome
By Nes Nes

Nes Nes is so awesome
That I wrote this awesome poem
How awesome
​

And the amazing super fastest library ever to be written ever by ofc the most awesome Nes Nes aka Nestharus

//! textmacro SUPER_DUPER_DUPER_DUPER_DUPER_FAST_AND_FAST_FAST_AND_SUPER_SUPER_SUPER_SUPER_SPEEDY_VERY_SPEEDY
//! endtextmacro

Be sure to edit your post asap and then I will personally give you permission to approve the resource.

In fact, while we are on the topic, we should require that all resources praise Nes Nes and have a poem in them dedicated to Nes Nes, otherwise they will be insta rejected ;o.

 

[overcold_ice]

i'm quite confused seeing what this thing do . . .
could someone tell me what this thing do?

 

[Troll-Brain]

I knew there was too much code, see how overcold_ice can't handle it.

I think you could get rid of the globals block.

 

[overcold_ice]

but i really don't understand what's the purpose of this thing
please tell me . . .

 

[Magtheridon96]

It's an April Fool's Day Joke

 

[overcold_ice]

i see ~.~

 

[Adiktuz]

If something as fast as this needs optimizing, how much faster will the optimized one would be?