Anti-Microsoft

[oz02]

This thread is for you to post anything anti-microsoft. Post any images, quotes or sites that diss the company (as long as it doesn't violate forum rules).

For me, I have a couple of things to post.

I found this great site (first on google search ). It goes through the entire history of Microsoft, as well as things you can do to help rid of the vile company. Here is the Anti-Microsoft Association.

Another good site is Humorix. It's packed with tons of Anti-Microsoft jokes.

 

[DarkShadow]

Ah, nice. I think I'll have to post my laptop-wallpaper

I'll think from time to time I'll add something, I have tons of anti-microsoft-stuff :twisted:

 

[oz02]

LOL - that's awesome.

I found this book, that looks like a kids book, and it starts off as a kid's story about this kid named Bill who gives a girl a ride on his OS (which is shown as a wagon) and it isnt stable, and another kid comes up (named Nitix) and he gives a ride on his OS and it's much better. Then it goes on to compare the two products (Nitix and Microsoft Small Business Server). It's hilarious.

 

[VGsatomi]

Wow, what brought this on, OZ02...? :lol:
Evil Bill reach too far into your wallet again...?

to be fair, can we post anti-Mac stuff hee, too?
-VGsatomi

 

[acolyteofdoom]

Whats wrong with Microsoft? Xbox is great and thats made by Microsoft...

 

[SeaGull1723]

Obviously I can see how much you hate Microsoft.

 

[RaZoR]

may we post windows error messages too? :lol:

 

[acolyteofdoom]

I have an error message when i try to open up certain file types sometimes...

"Windows was unable to preform the requested operation because something didnt work right"

Im serious thats what it said

 

[Mecheon]

Hows about some humerous quotes?

"Internet Explorer has enough security holes to make Swiss Cheese look like a brick... With no holes": Unknown

"What an amazingly high-detailed error screen": VG Cats commenting on a X-Box

And seeing as I'm here

The only good point about the X-Box is Halo. The Gamecube matches the X-Box in terms of graphics, and as soon as Tales of Symphonia is realeased all shall begin their worship of Nintendo. However, Halo is on the computer as well. Guess you'll just be having a large paper wieght

And the X-Box controler is TOO FREAKEN LARGE. The Dreamcast Controller is SMALLER than it, and that had a reason to be large (That thing you could put in it...)

I'm done <_<

 

[acolyteofdoom]

I like Xbox and Nintendo has nowhere NEAR the graphics of Xbox. Most of Xbox's games have even better graphics than PS2.

 

[Sopho]

Why should we be against microsoft?

 

[Mecheon]

Erm... OF CORSE THE X-BOX HAS BETTER GRAPHICS THAT THE PS2, PS2 HAS THE WORST GRAPHICS OUT OF THE THREE!!!

PS2 is the weakest system out of the three current ones, any game that is on all three systems is somewhat playable on the Gamecube and X-Box, on PS2 it has an abysmal framerate along with shoddy graphics. The Gamecube is equal, if not BETTER, than the X-Box. And don't give me any of that "OMG WTF GAMECUBE IS TEH KIDDY" trash, if you even TRY with some of that go and play Tales of Symphonia, or wait for the next LoZ to come out.

 

[oz02]

Nice, this is good stuff guys. Anything you want can be posted here (error messages are good!).\

@VGsatomi: That's for a different thread. If you want, you can make your own.

@Sopho: How about reading some articles on the Anti-Microsoft Association and then get back to me on that one.

 

[Sir_Raziel]

on PS2 Legacy of Kain: Defiance looks badass (its for Xbox 2 and looks even better) its still a cool game!!!!!!!

<===)======> *RAZIEL OWNZ EVERYONE* <======(===>
( :twisted: except oz_02 and darky :twisted: )

 

[oz02]

More sites!:
http://www.slothmud.org/~hayward/mic_humor/mic_humor.html - great humor
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/6653/ - more humor
http://www.twoguys.org/~gregh/ms/ - and some more humor.

 

[SeaGull1723]

Wow, you sure like to hate Microsoft don't you Sam.
Yessiree Joe-Bob. Let's see how many limbs I can rib off Bill Gates before he starts screaming.

 

[Pins]

Why we hate Microsoft ? Dat's simple :
1. They have stolen there technologies to little start ups (True !).
2. They had the monopol with outlaws methodes.
3. They're like Ikea : Thay do products difficults to install.
But everyone have the right to doesn't agree with me ! That's just my opinion.

 

[Anonymous]

And don't give me any of that "OMG WTF GAMECUBE IS TEH KIDDY" trash, if you even TRY with some of that go and play Tales of Symphonia, or wait for the next LoZ to come out.

wuts loz ???

 

[SeaGull1723]

LoZ=Legend of Zelda