HIVE

Excellent. “Makes a peasant sound and walks away to fight a group of murlocs. Peasant hero confirmed”

Fuck

More work? “Internals rain down from the skies that turns bloody red” Alright! “One shot kills infernal and rock music plays”

Beware the peasant. Beware of me.

Careful what you wish for.

More work?

The day the skies rained fire the Peasant became a Militia. Thus began the journey of a land worker to become a Footman and later Knight and at Lordaeron's end a renegade, a vengeance seeking dark warrior. Even, in death or undeath he shall find no peace until both demons and undead are eradicated from Azeroth.

Sorry guys, too much sugar.

“Takes hammer pick and one shots another infernal” Duh! We found a witch, may we burn her?

Asking whom? Is he with others as well or schizophrenic?

“Whacks you with pick”

Now you've got a peasant to pick with a dragon.

“Whacks with different animation”

You need this against a strasz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCxrGppzzbw

“Looks at pick and then at the human in the video. Takes pick and whacks Deepstrasz in the skull” Yes, milord?

deepstrasz's skull is thick.

“Nods” I guess I can! “Thousands of peasants run from each corner of Azeroth and attack deepstrasz” Get him!

Spreads wings and goes high. Starts burning villages and villagers alike.

Excellent... they shall hire us for repairs. Profit!

They shall hire you in undeath.

Never. We will always rebuild what is lost!

Bunch 'o drunk hares.