It only sounds 'Kinda Perv' if you make it do that.
I'm sorry if i said or did something that demanded your immediate attention, but i am really just trying to help out.
You make the fact that i am trying to be comforting and what is known as 'a good friend' sound like something suspicious, and that honestly makes me kind of sad.
I dont want this to turn into a major discussion, and i dont wanna' get on unfriendly terms with you or anyone else.
So how about we just leave this here, okay?