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Greetings, my name is Tan Kan the preverted version of Tim Kimmy Wong, nice to meet you!

Let me tell you, actually I have loved Haruhi (I mean,) the Pink Angel since a long time ago!

Love, is omnipotent.
Tan Kan the perverted Tim Kimmy Wong likes the Pink Angel's insides!

Is 216146 fun?(No 69[s-xy time] is fun)
 
Leo said:
Greetings, my name is Tan Kan the perverted version of Tim Kimmy Wong, nice to meet you!

Let me tell you, actually I have loved Haruhi (I mean,) the Pink Angel since a long time ago!

Love, is omnipotent.
Tan Kan the perverted Tim Kimmy Wong likes the Pink Angel's insides!

Is 216146 fun?(No 69[s-xy time] is fun)

Oh, 69! damn, I should've put that Glorious Number there...
Oww Leo, your guess of my real name are so close to my real name...
And 216146 actually means
Bopomofo
.

Let me correct this by the way...

Result said:
Greetings, my name is Tan Kan ^Leo the perverted version of Ting Kimmy Wong Ong Song K--, nice to meet you!

Let me tell you, actually I have loved Haruhi Halfwit (I mean,) the Pink Retarded Angel since a long time ago!

Love, is omnipotent.
Tan Kan Leo the perverted Ting Kimmy Wong [U]Ong S--[/U] likes the Pink Retarded Angel's insides BraiNz!

Is 216146 fun?(No 69[s-xy time] and 1337 is fun)

Anyone else can also ask me and others to decode a message (you can write it in any language --oh, and provide some hint please?)
 
By the way, I have come out with an introduction story draft for MegaCraft:

How does it sound? Is there any improvements I can made?

As the Allies have tempered with the space-time continuum too much, as well as Yuri Prime's imprisonment in the Psychic Isolation Chamber, the timelines slowly begin to merge, and the Multiverse have been unified since the Great Sundering...

The merging of the universes have brought massive impacts to the Multiverse. Due to the universe merging, not only Yuri's power didn't get restricted by the Psychic Isolation Chamber, but his power has also greatly amplified...

and the evil in a humanoid -- Kane, whose body and soul was split up at different universes, have been reunified. Now Kane and Yuri then began their respective evil plans, striving for revenge and domination of the multiverse...

*
Jaina was enraged. Her heart was filled with utter grief, hatred and vengeance, after seeing her city Theramore being perished in the wake of the manabomb explosion.

Jaina has been changing drastically since then...

She has vowed to bring the warmonger Garrosh down, at any cost, and to restore Theramore back to its former glory!

A mysterious voice soon contacted Jaina. "Jaina... do you hate Garrosh and Varian? Do you wish to restore your city Theramore to its glory? Do you want to be an influential figure? Are you thirsting for more magic and power?"

"What> and how did-?" Jaina said with awe.

"What my doesn't matter, for now. What matters is that show me that I can trust you and believe you can trust me" the voice said.

Jaina remained silent then managed to say "What would I need to make you trust me?", she clenched her fists and spit out the words "As long as I see that Garrosh DEAD!".

"You will... my child... you will, for now, go to the frozen lands of Northrend, bring back the Focusing Iris... and we shall continue our conversation..." the voice slithered.

"Very well.." Jaina turned to a doorway when she heard "Wait... let me give you some of my trusted initiates", the voice said.

Several rifts broke open and some men in black suits (Initiates) and bald-headed cloaked men (Adepts and Elites).

The men said together "ALL HAIL EPILSON!". They proceeded to create a barrier around Jaina and said in an echoing voice, "You are to command us, Proselyte!"

Jaina for a moment was surprised at their devotion, then it turned to hope, perhaps this mysterious leader of the so-called Epilson would give way for the downfall of the Horde, and more importantly, Garrosh's Death!

*

Years after the defeat of the Epsilon and imprisonment of Yuri, the pro-Allied Republic of China (ROC) and pro-Soviet People's Republic of China (PRC) armies have begun another bloody civil war in China...

Meanwhile, some mysterious rifts have been formed on the war-weary land of China, sucking a Soviet expeditionary force along with a Kuomintang (KMT) rebel brigade into the world of Azeroth... (not at the exact same location of course, Soviets maybe find themselves in Quel'thalas in the midst of Civil War, KMT maybe somewhere in Stromgarde)...

The trapped Soviets and KMT rebels now find themselves trapped in a strange new fantasy world of Azeroth... they don't have access to fancy high technologies from home, not to mention even the most primitive of spacecrafts.

The Earthlings, Soviets or Allies (KMT) will have to wait, while establishing their foothold...

But luckily for them, they won't have to wait for centuries, for a connection between the worlds of Azeroth and Terra (Earth) is going to be established...

and the First Multiverse War will soon break out...
 
(P.S. I'll begin to use the Microsoft Jhenghei font here in the Hive whenever I post or write somthing)

Okay, here's two random things written in Chinese.


我好無聊哦。

我不知道 該做些什麼, 想寫小說呢 又很懶 ,當我 開始寫的時候呢 已經沒有靈感了。
然後 最近 還得應付 堆積如山的功課啊!

我不知道 該怎麼做啊!!!




I feel bored and empty.

I don't know what can I do, whenever I want to write my novel(s) I am lazy, but when I do, Writer's Block is on my way. And recently, I'll also have to do lots and lots of boring homework!

I don't know what to do!


[font=""Microsoft Jhenghei"]我討厭共匪,也討厭獨!
三民主義 復興大陸,光復自由國 ,中華民國萬歲!

我是馬來西亞華人,但是 中華民國 永遠是我心中的祖國,加油!
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The Adventures of Doge
Part 3:Dire Times,Chapter 4:DPRK(dead pathetic retarted kimmy)

Kim Jong Un sits back on his fat ass while eating noodles and watching a show about kitten abuse.He laughs with delight as he sees owners beating their little kittens until they are incapable of moving.He laughs so hard he drops his noodles.He immediately proceeds to nuke 5000 innocent children and ordering their families killed.He orders his chefs to prepare him more noodles.What he didn't know is that a plane is about to land that will bring change to his retarded fat ass
Doge jumped out before the plane landed......without a parachute.He landed on a tree,then proceeded to jump on a nearby car.The driver got a fright and crashed into a truck.A few explosions,deaths,crashes,rapes and police brutalities later Doge finally emerges out of the chaos.He shakes his head and pulls out his bong.He then 420 blazes it for the good of man kind,and proceeds to Kimmy's residence.Upon arriving two guards stop him
Kimmy's guard #1:국수 의 이름으로 중지
Doge:Wow,much ching chong very chang
He pulls out two AK-47s and shoots both guards.On some ungodly way this triggered alarm.

This caused Kimmy to become angry and complain about children in Africa could have eaten those bullets.He had barely finished complaining when the door blew open,literally blew open,since Doge was The Last Airbender.
Doge stepped through,wielding mini-gun and standing on his back legs with shades on.He shot everyone in the room except Kimmy,who proceeded to wet his pants and cried.He then shot Kimmy's noodles and TV.
Kimmy screams with vengeance and goes Super Saiyan 9000.The room explodes as Dumbledore suddenly appears in a Tardis,wielding a lightsaber and the one ring,while wearing Iron Man's suit.Kimmy used the force to crush him,and he exploded in rainbows.He then threw Doge with the Tardis
Doge grabs the Tardis and slams it over Kimmy's head,who proceeds to scream like Justin Bieber when he sees a spider since that's all anime characters do.Doge uses the time he has to conjure Kratos with a daedric bow,who gives Kimmy a arrow in the knee.Doge smiles,but this smile disappears as Naruto appears wielding two crossbows in his hand,with long black hair and a read cape.Thankfully,Barrack Obama decided to get off his lazy ass and do something by nuking Kimmy's residence.As the dust clears a very severely injured Kimmy stands alone,with rubble and blood all around him.Just as he is about to celebrate a piece of wall hits him against his head,which bursts open like a watermelon.Doge grins as he towers above his defeated foe.His victory is short lived however as a strange portal opens and sucks him in
To be continued in Part 4:For Azeroth! Chapter 1:The quickscoping Legion
 
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Teaser for le new one

Doge jumped over the Doom Guard's head and strikes the back of it's legs.The Doom Guards roars and attempts to slice Doge in half,who jumps out of the way and launches a fireball at him.
 
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