"You wanna get the undead? I'll tell you how to get the undead. One of their men pulls a knife, your man pulls a gun. They send your man to the hospital, you send their man to the morgue. That's how you get the undead."
Greedy evil sods. Shame they're about as weak as human peasants. Good news is, their blood's still suitable for dark rituals and regular consumption!
Keywords:
creep, war, brigand