The "I don't want your stupid award anyways" thread

[fladdermasken]

Refugee safe zone for everyone who secretly wants an award but doesn't have one.

You are strong

You can be all that you want to be

 

[DESTROYER123]

I was always looking for this, but no one didn't give one.
A GIANT HOT DOG WITH EXTRA KETCHUP!

 

[fladdermasken]

Come on people, your secret is safe with me.

I move we start giving out a xX.69ParticipantTrophy69.Xx award to everyone who posts here at least once!

 

[DESTROYER123]

That means...I'll get my hot dog?!?

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

All awards are stupid... unless they go to the right people.

 

[Zakamutt]

I've won the no award award. It's revoked when you get any other award.

 

[HammerFist132]

Just wait to see who will get merit badsge(if that is name at all).

 

[fladdermasken]

All awards are stupid... unless they go to the right people.

Inorite. Like the ProbedByAliens award going to eImtoR.

 

[Nuclear]

I've been trying to get a Darwin Award for years.

 

[Wazzz]

awards are a thing again?

 

[I3lackDeath]

Inorite. Like the ProbedByAliens award going to eImtoR.

trolol eImtoR.

All awards are stupid... unless they go to the right people.

A perfect statement, generally applicable. I like you. :V

Awards would be cool if they'd be physically existent. Rammstein gave a very intriguing example for their use then:

Ich steck' dir Orden ins Gesicht.

 

[takakenji]

i have a noble piece award

 

[Zombie]

I reached everything I wanted in my life, now possessing a "Former Staff Member" award as my reward.

 

[saphiree]

I've been trying to get a Darwin Award for years.

How is it possible to fail getting a Darwin award?

 

[Wazzz]

you tell me

 

[Nuclear]

How is it possible to fail getting a Darwin award?

They disqualified me because I clearly belong to a master race.

 

[Zombie]

They disqualified me because I clearly belong to a master race.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA6HHgJC5BE

 

[Roland]

Awards are a rusted trophies given by the contest host.

 

[Wazzz]

rusted would imply they weren't plastic

 

[Roland]

I really hate when the contest host will give you a PLASTIC TROPHY.

 

[Gilles]

You cannot see the tears that stain my keyboard. You've hit a weak spot fladder. I have never received an award, and my self worth is entirely based upon my merits on this website. It hurts so much.

 

[Zakamutt]

^ the irony

 

[Razer!X]

Well I awarded myself for having an award, does that count?

 

[MortAr]

Refugee safe zone for everyone who secretly wants an award but doesn't have one.

You are strong

You can be all that you want to be

Thank you, Master.

 

[YouAreTooStupid]

Inorite. Like the ProbedByAliens award going to eImtoR.

Or perhaps you should get the 'Stupid as fuck due to too much beer' award.

Your threads help this place degrade faster, it needs the retards like you who barely have any brain left. Oh and the aliens joke, the topic is a lot more serious but with such airheads like you, it is normal to get ridiculed.

I am out of here but I don't miss to appear sometimes when trolls neet to be bashed. I don't need a main account cause I'd rather see the place crumble. It's full of shitters like you.

 

[fladdermasken]

I love you eImtoR. <3

 

[trolman]

Or perhaps you should get the 'Stupid as fuck due to too much beer' award.

Your threads help this place degrade faster, it needs the retards like you who barely have any brain left. Oh and the aliens joke, the topic is a lot more serious but with such airheads like you, it is normal to get ridiculed.

I am out of here but I don't miss to appear sometimes when trolls neet to be bashed. I don't need a main account cause I'd rather see the place crumble. It's full of shitters like you.

 

[Wazzz]

nobody truly leaves the hive

 

[Zakamutt]

Or perhaps you should get the 'Stupid as fuck due to too much beer' award.

Your threads help this place degrade faster, it needs the retards like you who barely have any brain left. Oh and the aliens joke, the topic is a lot more serious but with such airheads like you, it is normal to get ridiculed.

I am out of here but I don't miss to appear sometimes when trolls neet to be bashed. I don't need a main account cause I'd rather see the place crumble. It's full of shitters like you.

u mad

 

[Squiggy]

This thread is beyond pointless and should be closed.

 

[Zakamutt]

^you are beyond pointless and s... ok, maybe not

 

[trolman]

I feel like really low tier now, the picture thread is where all the moderators and proper users aka the high class handsout at, while we are stuck Im stuck to just posting incoherant garbage in threads like these.

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

nobody truly leaves the hive

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!

 

[Gilles]

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!

At the Hotel Hiveworkshop.

 

[I3lackDeath]

This thread is beyond pointless and should be closed.

This thread served well to attract yet another one of eImtoR's multi-accounts.
Some people are huge rejection junkies. His main account should get an award for that.

How about Staff creating an award for most reports within X amount of time (day, week, month, year)?
Call it the "Shadow Prancer", a prancing queen pointing out the darkness of this universe of resources, forums and general nonsense.

 

[Squiggy]

I'm already doing that.
This and numerous other threads got reported by me and I seriously hope for them to be closed.

 

[I3lackDeath]

You are a buzz-killer, and you should know better. >_____>

 

[trolman]

I'm already doing that.
This and numerous other threads got reported by me and I seriously hope for them to be closed.

yfw reporting

 

[Squiggy]

Mfw reporting:



You asked for it.

 

[YouAreTooStupid]

This thread served well to attract yet another one of eImtoR's multi-accounts.
Some people are huge rejection junkies. His main account should get an award for that.

If you think I was doing that all for the fun you are wrong. I offered Ralle something back in the past, he refused, I said 'ok - but then don't expect me to have any respect for this place'.

Also if Ralle had deleted such posts against me as fast as he global ignored every single one, I wouldn't have even responded to this thread, afterall, I said all I had to say, better keep my word to say I won't even visit, he can sleep tight, done with new accounts and yes even if someone posts against me, not gonna feed trolls any more.

Ah and come on, global ignore it, what takes you so long, I won't post anyway.

 

[Wazzz]

because you've done such a stellar job of not feeding them every other time you've said that

 

[Kwaliti]

/sigh