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[Picture] Some more news about Raven's child. -Evillizard and Raven have decided not to see if it i

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Some more news about Raven's child.
-Evillizard and Raven have decided not to see if it is going to be a boy or a girl.
-If it is a boy, they will name him John Lennon if it is a girl, they will name her Belial Sin
-Raven is starting to crave- Flowers, Jello, Pie, Pie, Pie, Human Fles- I mean pie, Cheese, Spinache, Spinache, Lettace, Pickles, Saur Kraut, Saur Kraut, Saur Kraut, Saur Kraut Pie, and a lot of Saur Kraut.
An after interviewing Evillizard:
Peon: "Are you planning to fire your laser?"
Evillizard: "What does that have to do with ANYTHING?"
Peon: "Where are you smoking your weed?"
Evillizard: "I go down the street on weekends to take a sniff."
Peon: "Why is the sky blue?"
Evillizard: "Because you guys don't like green enough to make the sky green"
 

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On an elf?Becase thats what you are,a hippie satanist,oh and theres going to be a war against the LK!And you probably wont be able to help him becase azsure is back in kalimdor,knows that you're there and will probably attack you.
 
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...and thats why religion is soo fun!Theres nothing cooler than going to another contry to pillage them and take their lands in the name of god. :)

She is a satanist?Well that means that it was her idea to ressurect Tiri,and she lead your forces when you attacked those bandits......She's a domino!Got you by the balls!
 
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No more like she commands you N stuff.

"Now lemme tell ya my story,
I got a man-sized predicament
And it's a big one, goes like this, yeah"

My my, ow, yeah!
Never had confession, never had a home
Never had no worry, until I met Domino
Ain't the virgin Mary, love her I confess
Got my hesitations,
'cause she kisses like the kiss of death
Loves lots of money, back's against the wall
Calls me "Sugar Daddy",
she knows she's got me by the balls
They call her Domino - "so fine"

Got a reputation, haven't got a hope
It's a sticky situation,
if she ain't old enough to vote
Loves to play with fire, loves to hurt so good
Loves to keep me burnin',
'cause she's a bad habit, bad habit
Bad habit that's good, good, good

They call her Domino, Domino, Domino

(Instrumental break)
"Every damn time I walk through that door,
it's the same damn thing
That bitch bends over, and I forget my name - ow!"
Loves lots of money, back's against the wall
Calls me "Sugar Daddy",
he knows she's got me by the balls - ow!
Loves to play with fire, love her I confess
Got no hesitations, cause she's a bad habit,
bad habit, she's a bad habit!
"Yeah"


Should send you a link to the real song.
 
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Let me give you a poem. *ehem*
Rosenrot
Within the feeling between us
A flower grows, a black rose
It does not gleam,
But not we care
Symbolism is not needed
Feeling is all that matters


And another one, cus you're comments about my belief over religion starts to piss me off >.>

Religion of Hate
He’s a Buddhist, you’re a jew
He’s a Christian, She’s a Hindu
My uncle is Muslim
But they all frown upon my Athiest Brother
They all shun his belief
Do not fight for your belief,
Let’s love each other for our differences
Let’s not care for our way of life
Let’s all come together,
And love each other
Your Gods may disapprove
But this is our mortal life
What comes after is not yet made,
So let’s enjoy what we do know
 
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