[Picture] Since Trolman refuses to love his wife in her new body, she wonders away to a distant land

[Evillizard]

Since Trolman refuses to love his wife in her new body, she wonders away to a distant land... meating the Lich King, they started chatting, and now Tiri is dating the Lich King!
Where will this lead?

 

[AIagremm]

NOOOOOOES!!!
Trolman is going to destroy you, your girlfriend, Icecrown and everyone who has wives or husbands!

 

[Evillizard]

Wtf? I have nothing to do with this... NOTHING.
All I did was try to spread happyness. I didn't hook them up or anything... or atleast nothing you can prove..

 

[Evillizard]

Omg tleno is screwed

 

[trolman]

SOOO TURE!(i even did something in my first rage,but it was kinda noobish)
Know that Jaina and Admiral Proudmore dont like youre actions.So Ive talket to them and tomorow we sail to the Icecrown place to make Tiri rest in peace.Then were coming over to your giant tree,with our combined armys and a 50 friends of Engineer Gazlowe.

 

[AIagremm]

Well you brought the bad news, and you know what kings and emperors do to people who bring them bad news...

 

[AIagremm]

Goblins? I like that

 

[Evillizard]

Trolman, Jaina is my sister, she wouldnt do that... she was at the pot party too
(She wasn't in the picture because I already had a jaina skin)
She wouldn't kill me...
Anyway, you're the one who treated your wife badly... plus how are you going to kill her if the lich king is in your way? He's like a god

P.S. It wasn't evillizard the druid who took the picture... it was the level 80 warlock Evilizerd

 

[AIagremm]

She thinks he's her god? Oh man, thats so perverted.

 

[Evillizard]

Evillizerd is the kind of person who sits in trade chat all day.
the lich king has godlike powers, you can't just take an army to him and expect to kill him... he has an army many times bigger, and every time one of your troops dies he gets two more skeletons...

 

[trolman]

Wait why did you say that Jaina's your sister that makes Tiri your sister,how could you do that to your own sister?Wait that makes us kinda related.....hmm....anyways your father doesent like this one bit.

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, you just named your wife evilizard's brother xD

 

[Dragonson]

Tiri is a male person!? O.ô

 

[Evillizard]

Tiri isn't my brother..
Jaina is my sister,
Velen is my brother
Thrall is my brother
C'thun is my grandpa
Cairne is my Father
Tyrande is my mother
Didn't you remember this from some pictures back?

 

[Dragonson]

Cairne and Tyrande.
C'thun gave birth to (or impregnated someone with) either Tyrande or Cairne.
Cairne and Tyrande gave birth to Velen, Thrall and Jaina.
That's screwed up.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, actually they're not related.
They are all adopted. C'thun adopted Tyrande and Cairne, they adopted many others...

 

[Evillizard]

"Thats screwed up"
That's what she said.
C'thun can have asexual reproduction to people who give sexual reproduction I guess..
It's a wierd lore, never did someone say that Anesterian had a wife, yet there is kael...

 

[AIagremm]

Children and parents in Warcraft are so messed up... for example Medvih has a son from Garona! Can you imagine the craziness of Blizzard?

 

[Evillizard]

No, medivh just likes rough love.
We all have different 'desires' of our type of love.

 

[AIagremm]

Please, dont tell me about your relationship with Raven. Although it would be interesting.

 

[trolman]

Ohh such a bad typo,i feel ashamed.Anyways Tiri is your half sister.(or real one pick)

 

[Evillizard]

I beleive it's "step sister"
"half sister" is when you only have relationship through one parent.
"step sister" is when you have no blood relationship but you do through marrage

 

[trolman]

No shes your half sister because she and Jaina are both Admiral Proudmore's children.

 

[Evillizard]

Ohhh... then wouldnt it be "Tiri (Your last name)" since she married you?
Well.. I guess after the devorse she changed her last name back...
Then again, it might soon be "Menethill"
I choose half sister.

 

[trolman]

Well i dont have a hive last name so she kept her's.

 

[AIagremm]

Evilizard her name will be Tiri King.

 

[Dragonson]

Yaknow, they look really sweet on that pic.
Just imagine the situation:
"Love, Garfrost peed his pants again."
"It's your turn to change them sweetie."
or
"Love, somebody is trying to steal frostmourne."
"Let us feast on their souls together tonight. I've bought a wonderful wine!"

Completely screwed up, but sweet.

 

[Evillizard]

lol...

 

[Misha]

*Where will this lead?*






to one mockery of a group which i'm tired off..

 

[JokeMaster]

Iwould give sylvanas Cloud Wolf's skin...

 

[Evillizard]

You want to edit the picture to make it look like I used his skin? Be my guest, but that skin as ment to fit Sylvanas, not Tiri ^-^
That's why I didn't use it.