[Picture] And the Directive gonna hate! Hate, hate, hate, hate!

[Sylvie]

And the Directive gonna hate! Hate, hate, hate, hate!

 

[Cherrymage]

Directive255 the Cakemaster: "What did I just saw? This is funny, man!"

Emperor Illidan: What the......Dafuq did I just saw?! This picture is very WRONG!
Lady Vashj: "Blasphemy. I hate this picture. Illidan will love only me!"
Yuri Prime: "No, Lady Vashj and Illidan. My psychic sense detects that Illidan has a crush on Sylvie!"

 

[Vinz]

Ah good teaming up with the antagonist of the first season

 

[Devin]

Thats cute!

 

[Vinz]

Or should I say... making love with the first season antagonist.

 

[WhiteFang]

This should be added to the roleplay.A little romance now and then wouldn't mean harm.And don't even say Vashj and Illidan.Thats not romance thats just...wrong.

 

[Devin]

@Archimonde A jealousy story? Cool!

*Lady Vashj enters the main hall and sees Illidan and sylvie kissing eachother*

Lady Vashj: *Hisses* "Illidan!"

*Lady Vashj slaps illidan and throws sylvie away*

Sylvie: "Hey you ugly little bitch! He's mine!"

Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Sylvie*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Main Hall floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear*
Sylvie: Grrr......
*Sylvie is melting*
Sylvie: I will return! I'll exact my revenge! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*

 

[WhiteFang]

*Zulir appears*
Zulir:Nope
*summons 20 000 daedra*
*daedra floods main hall*
Zulir:Not again!!!!
*sqeezes through daedra*
*kisses Vashj*
Old Fortune Teller:just as i foresaw!The love triangle turned into a love square!
*Zulir pokerface*
*the daedra beats up the old fortune teller*

 

[Sylvie]

*Sylvie returns*
Sylvie: Now we can be togheter, Illye! Forget about her, let's conquer countless worlds - togheter!
*Illidan gain red cheeks*

 

[Darko_Darkking]

@Silvie, Togheter should be together

 

[Cherrymage]

*Vashj slaps Zulir*
*Illidan kicks Sylvie*
*Illidan and Vash kiss kiss*

 

[Sylvie]

@Darko: I'll take a note XD ty.
Illidan loves Sylvanas, they are perfect for each other!
Illidan and Sylvanas, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Their love is perfect, just like Thrall and Jaina!

 

[WhiteFang]

Illidan and Sylvanas?
Well,they have many things in commen but i don't think they will go tog...shit now i forgot how its spelled.Damn you english! XD
Jaina and Thrall?
Yes,but your brother is a orc and she's a human so it will never truly happen

 

[Sylvie]

Do you know Garona, yeah I know she's an half-orc and half-draenei, but she had a son with Medivh, Medhan (I think that's how spell it), so Medhan was half-humam, quarter-orc and quarter-draenei O.O

 

[WhiteFang]

half-human, quarter-orc and quarter-draenei?!
thats a friggen alien!

 

[Devin]

Quote by Sylvie

Illidan loves Sylvanas, they are perfect for each other! Illidan and Sylvanas, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Their love is perfect, just like Thrall and Jaina!

Cute! ❤

Wait a minute... ew... gross..!

*Thinks about Lady vashj and Illidan*

No no... I take my word back! Cute! ❤ ❤ Very Cute!! ❤ ❤ Lovely!!! ❤❤❤❤

*Lady Vashj smashes Devin's House's door and enters all of a sudden*
Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Devin*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Devin's House Floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear*
Devin: Shit!!! No!!! Stop!!!!
*Devin is melting*
Devin: Sto- Stop!!!! St- Damn y- Argh!!! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*

 

[Sylvie]

Oh my God! Vashj is on Earth! SAVE YOURSELVES!

 

[WhiteFang]

Ricardo:If that fish wife dares to come to South Africa...
*takes a sip of coffee*
*cracks knuckles *

 

[Devin]

Ricardo:If that fish wife dares to come to South Africa...
*takes a sip of coffee*
*cracks knuckles *
*Lady Vashj smashes Ricardo's House's door and enters all of a sudden*
Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Ricardo*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Ricardo's House Floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear*
Ricardo: Shit!!! No!!! Stop!!!!
*Ricardo is melting*
Ricardo: Sto- Stop!!!! St- Damn y- Argh!!! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*

 

[WhiteFang]

You can't control me!I control me.

 

[Devin]

You can't control me!I control me.

Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Ricardo*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Ricardo's House Floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear*
Ricardo: Shit!!! No!!! Stop!!!!
*Ricardo is melting*
Ricardo: Sto- Stop!!!! St- Damn y- Argh!!! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*

 

[Cherrymage]

@AS and Devin: That Mega Monsoon scene became popular...

 

[Devin]

@AS and Devin: That Mega Monsoon scene became popular...

Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Directive255*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Directive's House Floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear*
Directive255: Stop!!! Illidari empire wins!!! Stop!!!
*Directive255 is melting*
Directive255: Damn you! Stupid fish wife!!! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*

Hermann Fegelein the Anticmaster: Interesting...now prepare to be installed into Windows 1945!

*installs Directive255 the Cakemaster*

*A few years later*

*Directive255 reappears un-melted in windows 1945*

*Fegelein is seen sleeping on table and wakes up as he hears the sound of computer stating that the installer has finished*

*3 posts required to break free from Windows 1945*

*Meanwhile*

Hitler: "What!?!? Microsoft Claims that they did not make windows 1945!!?!?"

*Adolf hitler is downloaded into Windows 1945*

Hitler: FEGELEIN!!!!FEGELEIN!!!!FEGELEIN!!!!

*Windows 1945 crashes and blows up afterwards*

 

[Sylvie]

@Devin: Wut are you doing mate? xD

 

[Edge45]

A sequel to the Fortune Teller suicide
------------
*Arrives in the scene*
Edge: Whoa!, what just happen here
Fortune Teller Ghost: Ah, just as I foresaw,
Edge: Quiet you damn...ghost, or whatever flashback you are, I got some angry crowds chasing at me because of you, you'd better not ruin this new house of mine that I found
Fortune Teller Ghost: Ah, just as I foresaw, someone shall break in to your house, and it will be funny, mauahahah, just I foresaw, bye bye
Edge: .......Bastard....*relax in his new found house and locked its door*

 

[WhiteFang]

*someone breaks into Edge's house and steals all his stuff*
*throws 1kg ice in Edge's pants while he sleeps*
*runs out*

 

[Vinz]

Lady Vashj: *calm, sinister voice* Really??? *gives an evil smilie to Edge*
*Lady Vashj casts Mega Monsoon*
*Edge's House Floods*
*tsunamis, thunderstorms and tornadoes appear*
Edge45: Stop!!!
*Edge45 is melting*
Edge5: Damn you! Stupid fish wife!!! *screams with anger*
*completely melts*

 

[Devin]

@Sylvie: Posting edits of some RP posts by soviet which i find funny.

*Civilians see edge's new house being flooded*

Civilians: "There he is!!!"

*Civilians charge to Edge's new house and start burning it to make edge come out or erh... just stay in there for an eternity xD*

 

[Daffa]

Some magicians come to Edge's house and says "burn the house! For old Fortune Teller!", then burn the house.

 

[Edge45]

*Died*
Edge: I'm going to heeeeelllllllll!!!
*At hell*
Edge: Oh hey Death, care for a deal
Death: What be the deal my eh... stupid friend
Edge: Kill all the people who destroyed my house and you can have their soul
Death: Really....for killing Fortune Teller,
Edge: Ehh.., you can have my sword
Death: Deal!
*Goes to the surface and kills the angry citizens*
Death: Your souls are mine, muahahahah!!
Fortune Teller Ghost: Hey Death,
Death: Eh, hey FT,
Fortune Teller Ghost: Listen, how about freeing those buddies of mine and you can have this rare white gems of Esgaroth and you can also play with Edge for eternity, deal?
Death: Okay, deal, *frees the souls*
*Then he goes back to hell and tells Edge of the good news*
Edge: Really..., okay, I'll play Poker with you for eternity....,*cries*