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oz02 vs DarkShadow

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oz02 and me were bored in the IRC-chat, the result is this (have fun reading it):

[17:31] <oz02> NEXT PERSON WHO EVEN MAKES A NOISE ABOUT WORMSKULL OR ANYTHING AT ALL WILL GET BANNED!
[17:32] <DarkShadow> hehe
[17:32] <oz02> ahh much better
[17:32] <oz02> good to get that out of my system
[17:32] <jerre> who?
[17:32] <DarkShadow> ban wormskull
[17:32] * DarkShadow is running away from the furious oz02
[17:33] <DarkShadow> oz?
[17:33] * oz02 chases after DarkShadow, jumpes on him and sticks a fatal BAN knife through his back.
[17:33] <DarkShadow> you didn't jump?
[17:33] <DarkShadow> ouch
[17:33] <oz02> yes
[17:33] <oz02> should hurt a bit
[17:35] * DarkShadow casts "Holy Light" on himself
[17:35] <DarkShadow> ahh, much better
[17:35] * jerre has left #wc3search
[17:35] <oz02> lucky guy
[17:36] <oz02> i hav no more ban knives left
[17:36] <DarkShadow> pphhh
[17:36] <oz02> they were al used up today ;)
[17:36] <DarkShadow> ^^
[17:36] <DarkShadow> which forum you are currently?
[17:36] <oz02> but i can still do this:
[17:36] <DarkShadow> o_0
[17:37] <oz02> 1 sec while i think something up ;)
[17:37] <DarkShadow> lol
[17:37] * DarkShadow waits for doom
[17:37] * oz02 takes out his poisoinned arrow and fires it with amazing accuracy at DarkShadows legs.
[17:38] * DarkShadow slides away
[17:38] * oz02 then fires Finger of Death at DarkShadow and is blown off his feet by the eruption of blood and gore everywhere.
[17:38] * DarkShadow was "magic immun" :p
[17:38] <DarkShadow> oh
[17:39] <DarkShadow> I think magic immun doesn't block finger, or?
[17:39] <Zeikko> it doesnt
[17:39] <DarkShadow> :(
[17:39] <DarkShadow> ouch
[17:39] <oz02> nope
[17:39] <oz02> yes
[17:39] * DarkShadow is collecting his bones
[17:39] <oz02> theres only one way out of it for u
[17:40] * DarkShadow is revived as a lich
[17:40] * DarkShadow casts "frost nova" on oz
[17:40] <DarkShadow> now we have oz on the rocks
[17:40] <DarkShadow> *tasty*
[17:40] * oz02 's mouth drops open in horror as ice slowly incases his body.
[17:41] <DarkShadow> yay, winner ^^
[17:42] * oz02 is frozen for 10 centuries. One day a man walks by, sees oz02 frozen in ice and decides to rescue him.
[17:42] * oz02 then swears revenge on DakrShadow for his evil deed and sets out to find him.
[17:42] * DarkShadow was guarding the frozen oz all the time and kills the man ;)
[17:43] <oz02> im already free!
[17:43] <DarkShadow> before oz is freed, of course ;)
[17:43] <oz02> u cant do that!
[17:43] <DarkShadow> I can
[17:43] * Zeikko casts "crash" spell to stop the fight
[17:43] <DarkShadow> ^^
[17:43] * oz02 finds himself in the icy reaches of Northrend where DarkShadow serves the Lich King in bringing horror to the world.
[17:43] <DarkShadow> yay
[17:43] <Zeikko> the game crashed already
[17:44] <DarkShadow> load game ;)
[17:44] <oz02> its good i saved the map b4 it froze ;)
[17:44] <Zeikko> u didn't save
[17:44] <Zeikko> no u didnt
[17:44] <DarkShadow> auto-save
[17:44] <oz02> i did i swear!
[17:44] <oz02> yah!
[17:44] <oz02> wat he said
[17:44] <Zeikko> :p
[17:44] <Zeikko> where is your /me line where u saved?
[17:45] * DarkShadow opens WE rapidly and changes his stats to 999999 everything
[17:45] <Zeikko> =D
[17:45] <DarkShadow> + invulnerable
[17:45] <oz02> uh uh
[17:45] * Zeikko corrupts the map unplayable
[17:45] <oz02> map is protected!!
[17:45] <DarkShadow> damn
[17:45] <Zeikko> =DD
[17:46] <DarkShadow> asks darky to unprotect it
[17:46] * DarkShadow gets slapped by darky
[17:46] * DarkShadow slaps Darky28 around a bit with a large trout
[17:46] <oz02> lol
[17:46] <DarkShadow> changes the game to diablo2 :p
[17:47] * oz02 finally finds DarkShadow and prepares himself to use Burninate on DarkShadow.
[17:47] * oz02 releses thne spell, engulfing DarkShadow in flames.
[17:47] * DarkShadow novas himself
[17:47] <DarkShadow> brrr, cold
[17:48] <DarkShadow> the lich-king revenges darkshadow, turning oz into some icy cubes
[17:48] * oz02 then uses Entangling Roots on DarkShadow to the gound, and summons a storm of infernals.
[17:48] <oz02> too late!
[17:49] * DarkShadow opens an umbrella
[17:49] <DarkShadow> of course an anti-infernal-umbrella
[17:49] * oz02 watches as DarkShadow is attacked by live infernals.
[17:49] * DarkShadow casts blink
[17:50] * DarkShadow finds himself blinked in a wall
[17:50] <oz02> u cant cats blink, ur entangled
[17:50] <oz02> cast*
[17:50] * oz02 then summons a Phoenix to burn the umbrella.
[17:50] <DarkShadow> hey, that was a fire-resistant umbrella, they told me
[17:51] <oz02> o ok
[17:51] * oz02 summons a Misha to rip the umbrella to shreds.
[17:51] <DarkShadow> o_0
[17:51] <DarkShadow> wonder where you get that mana from?
[17:51] * oz02 then watches as the infernals slose in on DarkSahdow
[17:51] <DarkShadow> DarkShadow plz
[17:52] <oz02> DarkShadow sorry
[17:52] <DarkShadow> :p
[17:52] <oz02> i hav many mana potions
[17:52] <DarkShadow> hm
[17:52] <DarkShadow> is thinking of an idea
[17:53] <oz02> lol
[17:53] <oz02> 5
[17:53] <oz02> 4
[17:53] <oz02> 3
[17:53] <oz02> 2
[17:53] <oz02> 1
[17:53] <oz02> 0
[17:53] * DarkShadow already despairs when suddenly the mightyful mecheon appears and moves oz into the request-forum
[17:53] <DarkShadow> and warns him :p
[17:54] * oz02 howls in despair - his revenge has been foiled.
[17:54] * DarkShadow and Mecheon now follow their plan to dominate the world
[17:54] * oz02 is weakened by the warning, but he still plots... and waits...
[17:54] * DarkShadow and Mecheon dominate the world ;)
[17:55] <DarkShadow> yay
[17:56] <DarkShadow> world domination
[17:56] <DarkShadow> "...and now, Mecheon?" "...no idea!"
[17:56] * oz02 goes before the Lich King and promises serve to him, he is not happy about DarkShadow's betrayal.
[17:57] <oz02> (the lichking isnht happy
[17:57] <DarkShadow> oops, I forgot to kill the lich king, damn
[17:57] <oz02> hehe
[17:57] <DarkShadow> next time remind me of that
[17:57] <DarkShadow> ^^
[17:59] * oz02 and the Lich King combine their powers to summon one of the Titans to destroy DarkShadow and Mecheon.
[17:59] <oz02> beat that^^ ;)
[17:59] * DarkShadow and Mecheon start watching DBZ, learn fusion and fuse to the almighty DARKEON
[18:00] <oz02> oo Titan vs. Darkeon



...to be continued
 
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...and this evening

[00:10] <Wormskull> :D
[00:10] <DarkEon> ^^
[00:10] <DarkEon> but I'm the almighty DarkEon, mortals, fear me
[00:11] <oz02> alright then
[00:11] <oz02> ill be the mighty
[00:11] * oz02 is now known as Titan
[00:11] <DarkEon> o_0
[00:11] <Titan> TITAN!! MUAHAHAHAHA
[00:11] * DarkEon is searching the anti-titan-spray....
[00:11] <Wormskull> wtf!
[00:12] * Titan smashes his fist on the ground causing massive earthquakes all over the world.
[00:12] * Titan laughs as DarkEon falls into a massive crevice.
[00:12] * Wormskull casts stormbolt on titan, stunning him briefly
[00:13] * DarkEon explodes the world from inside to free himself
[00:14] * Wormskull grab a rock and throw it at darkeon
[00:14] * Titan shakes off the Stormbolt and casts Chain Lightning, hurting both Wormskull and Mecheon.
[00:14] <Titan> powerful
[00:15] * DarkEon catches the rock
[00:15] * Wormskull throwes two rocks at darkeon
[00:15] * DarkEon has two hands :p
[00:15] * Wormskull but not three :p
[00:15] * DarkEon throws one rock at wormy and one at ozzy
[00:16] * Titan then casts the fire spell that the Blood Mage has, cant remember the name, on the area where Wormskull and DarkEon are standing, engulfing them in flames.
[00:16] * Wormskull avoid rock. rock goes straight in titan'S eye
[00:16] <DarkEon> :p
[00:16] * Titan cacthces the rock.
[00:16] <DarkEon> too late, titan
[00:16] * Wormskull is engulfed in flames
[00:16] <DarkEon> you lost one eye
[00:16] * Titan rolls in anguish
[00:16] * Wormskull rofl
[00:16] * DarkEon feels warm
[00:16] <Titan> luckily titans hav many eyes (just made that up)
[00:16] <DarkEon> :p
[00:17] * Wormskull summons a water element
[00:17] * Titan screams a Howl of Terror
[00:17] * Wormskull is petrified in fear
[00:17] * DarkEon dooms oz
[00:17] <DarkEon> 5
[00:17] <DarkEon> 4
[00:17] <DarkEon> 3
[00:17] * Wormskull casts rejunevation on oz
[00:17] <DarkEon> 2
[00:17] <DarkEon> 1
[00:17] * Titan then proceeds into Bladestorm slicing through everything.
[00:17] * Titan calls up Magic Immune
[00:17] * Wormskull grabs titan's sword and throw it in the deep cold space
[00:17] <DarkEon> a giant vexorian comes out of the titans chest
[00:18] * Wormskull eats vexorian
[00:18] * DarkEon adsorbs the vexorian
[00:18] * DarkEon is now known as DarkVexEon
[00:18] * Titan absorbs Wormskull and DarkVexEon.
[00:18] * DarkVexEon feels power growing
[00:18] * Wormskull titan gets poisonned by wormskull
[00:18] * DarkVexEon has an anti-absorber-shield :p
[00:18] * Wormskull gets absorbed and perish
[00:19] * Titan is now known as DarkVexWormEon
[00:19] * Wormskull level 10 divinity has fallen.
[00:19] <DarkVexEon> damn
[00:19] * DarkVexWormEon roars in triumph.
[00:19] * DarkVexEon is now known as InsideDarkVexWormEon
[00:19] <InsideDarkVexWormEon> think, think
[00:19] * DarkVexWormEon is now known as OzDarkVexWormEon
[00:19] <OzDarkVexWormEon> ubetter
[00:20] * Wormskull revives at a nearby altar
[00:20] * OzDarkVexWormEon 's digestive system is coming into play.
[00:20] <OzDarkVexWormEon> 5
[00:20] <OzDarkVexWormEon> 4
[00:20] <OzDarkVexWormEon> 3
[00:20] <OzDarkVexWormEon> 2
[00:20] <Wormskull> 2
[00:20] <OzDarkVexWormEon> 1
[00:20] <OzDarkVexWormEon> u r digested!
[00:20] <Wormskull> who??
[00:20] <OzDarkVexWormEon> u r dead!
[00:20] <Wormskull> :(
[00:21] <OzDarkVexWormEon> both of u
[00:21] <Wormskull> i think you were overpowered
[00:21] <OzDarkVexWormEon> now im back to normal
[00:21] * OzDarkVexWormEon is now known as oz02
[00:21] <InsideDarkVexWormEon> so my body is digested my almighty soul is free
[00:21] * InsideDarkVexWormEon DarkVexEons_Soul
[00:21] * InsideDarkVexWormEon is now known as DarkVexEons_Soul
[00:21] * Wormskull cripples oz02
[00:22] * Wormskull absorbs DarkveEons's soul
[00:22] * DarkVexEons_Soul casts soulburn on oz
[00:22] <DarkVexEons_Soul> poor DarkveEon
[00:23] * oz02 has a rubber shield, making Soulburn bounce back to darkvexeonssoul
[00:23] * Wormskull runs around oz02 in circles, piercing his legs with his cruel colossus sword
[00:23] <DarkVexEons_Soul> damn
[00:23] * oz02 screams in hurt
[00:23] * DarkVexEons_Soul runs away from the soulburn
[00:24] * Wormskull teleports to lut gholeim
[00:24] <DarkVexEons_Soul> hehe
[00:24] * oz02 has a regrowth system like the Hulk, causing his legs to grow back instantly.
[00:24] * DarkVexEons_Soul sells 2000 SoJ's to shop to summon DIABLO
[00:25] * Wormskull screams in fear
[00:25] * oz02 wets himself.
[00:25] <DarkVexEons_Soul> diablo attacks with his feared red lightning attack
[00:25] * Wormskull make a step away, avoiding the critical attack
[00:26] * oz02 spins out of the way and calls forth all his energy into a powerful blast that could destroy the world.
[00:26] <DarkVexEons_Soul> so it's a diblo-clone, it casts armageddon
[00:26] * Wormskull eats oz02
[00:26] <DarkVexEons_Soul> yummy
[00:26] * oz02 releases the blast, killing Diablo, just before Wormskull eats him.
[00:26] <Wormskull> few hours later, oz02 come from the damned hole
[00:26] * DarkVexEons_Soul is searching for mf to get more SoJs
[00:27] * Wormskull hands a 7%mf small charm!
[00:27] <DarkVexEons_Soul> :p
[00:27] * oz02 uses Bladestorm inside Wormskull's stomach, ripping through his stomach lining and shredding Wormskull to pieces.
[00:27] <DarkVexEons_Soul> doesn't take anything from wormskull
[00:27] <oz02> ive never played diablo, so umm im not sure wat u mean
[00:27] <DarkVexEons_Soul> hehe
[00:28] <DarkVexEons_Soul> oz02 gets crippled by his unknowledge of diablo
[00:28] * oz02 then jumps into the air transforming into a powerful demon.
[00:28] * Wormskull casts dispell on oz02
[00:28] * DarkVexEons_Soul casts iron maiden on oz02
[00:28] * oz02 says its too late.
[00:28] * oz02 is too powerful.
[00:29] * Wormskull summons an army of dryad to cast dispell
[00:29] <DarkVexEons_Soul> heh
[00:29] * oz02 knocks aside all spells against him and begins his rampage of death.
[00:29] * Wormskull casts slow + cripple on oz02 :)
[00:29] <DarkVexEons_Soul> iron maiden is no spell, it's a curse ;)
[00:29] <DarkVexEons_Soul> and CAN'T BE AVOIDED
[00:30] <DarkVexEons_Soul> melee's know ^^
[00:30] <oz02> damn
[00:30] * Wormskull stand proudly, mocking oz02
[00:30] <DarkVexEons_Soul> hehe
[00:30] * oz02 tries to run but is slowed by Slow.
[00:30] <DarkVexEons_Soul> hit me, oz, hit me
[00:30] * Wormskull cast purge few times on oz02, accidently dispelling iron maiden
[00:31] <DarkVexEons_Soul> o_0
[00:31] <DarkVexEons_Soul> don't hit me, oz, don't hit me
[00:31] * Wormskull virigously insert a knife on the back of darkvexeons's soul's leg
[00:31] * DarkVexEons_Soul fastly tk's wormskull and recasts iron maiden
[00:31] <oz02> hehe something worse
[00:31] <Wormskull> tk?
[00:32] <DarkVexEons_Soul> teamkill ^^
[00:32] * oz02 realizes he has no chance but to offer his life to the Lich King. The Lich King accepts, and using his powerful and limitless mind takes control over Wormskull and DarkVexEons_Soul
[00:32] <Wormskull> omg
[00:32] * Wormskull before such action is took, wormskull summon the lick king
[00:32] * DarkVexEons_Soul screems in agony
[00:32] <oz02> cant do it
[00:32] <oz02> its TOO LATE!! MUAHAHHAHAHAH!
[00:32] <Wormskull> :(
[00:32] * DarkVexEons_Soul realizes that he has no body to scream, and stops screaming
[00:33] <Wormskull> the lick king sees his minions getting attacked, he teleports to the field of battle
[00:33] * oz02 then realizes Kil'jaedon is back for revenge and tries to warn the Lich King, but its too late.
[00:33] * DarkVexEons_Soul kills the lich king in 7 secs (like in rotd)
[00:33] <Wormskull> lmao
[00:33] * oz02 watches the Lich King die in horror.
[00:33] <oz02> from kiljaedon
[00:34] <oz02> lol
[00:34] <Wormskull> the lick king bites oz02's neck
[00:34] * oz02 realizes he is now very vulnerable, and casts Divine Shield on himself
[00:34] <DarkVexEons_Soul> damn, it was the LICK KING
[00:34] <Wormskull> the lick king covers himself in a sphere of toungues, protecting him from everything.
[00:35] <Wormskull> but salt.
[00:35] <oz02> hes dead already
[00:35] <oz02> a bit too late ; )
[00:35] <DarkVexEons_Soul> suddenly the fusion collapses and DarkVexEon's soul splits
[00:35] <Wormskull> the lich king or lick king?
[00:36] * `Vexorian has joined #wc3search
[00:36] * Wormskull casts stormbolt on vexorian
[00:36] <Wormskull> hi
[00:36] * `Vexorian is now known as `Mecheon
[00:36] <DarkVexEons_Soul> oops
[00:36] <oz02> ?
[00:36] * Wormskull casts stormbolt on vexorian
[00:36] <Wormskull> hi
[00:36] * `Vexorian is now known as `Mecheon
[00:36] <DarkVexEons_Soul> oops
[00:36] <oz02> ?
[00:36] * `Vexorian has joined #wc3search
[00:36] * Wormskull disconnects
[00:37] * oz02 takes a big bite from a chocolate bar, restoring all his strength.
[00:37] * oz02 is victorious!
[00:37] <`Vexorian> we'll serve our master,darkshadow
[00:37] <`Mecheon> we'll serve our master, darkshadow
[00:37] <Wormskull> o_O
[00:37] <DarkShadow> yay my minions
[00:37] <oz02> ?
[00:37] <oz02> neways darkshaodw, post this!
[00:37] * Wormskull join game
[00:37] * Wormskull lags game..
[00:38] <oz02> all the way until where i'm victorious!
[00:38] <DarkShadow> oz is weird by darkshadows minions
[00:38] * Wormskull the crippling lag causes oz02 to looses the half of his left arm
[00:38] <DarkShadow> minions, attack oz02
[00:38] <`Mecheon> yes, master
[00:38] <`Vexorian> yes, master
[00:38] <oz02> wormskull, u r too late
[00:38] <oz02> its over!
[00:38] <oz02> u died!
[00:38] <Wormskull> but i rjned!
[00:38] <oz02> dakrshaodw is no longer alive!
[00:39] <oz02> u cant
[00:39] <oz02> the game was over
[00:39] <Wormskull> i rejoined the game, and i retook my body
[00:39] <DarkShadow> hehe
[00:39] <Wormskull> i claim my ear..
[00:39] <oz02> it said i was victorious!
[00:39] <oz02> no
[00:39] <oz02> i wont
[00:39] <oz02> i swear
[00:39] <oz02> damn
[00:39] <Wormskull> you shall!
[00:39] <Wormskull> you shall!
[00:39] <`Mecheon> *attacking oz*
[00:40] <`Vexorian> *attacking oz*
[00:40] * Wormskull explodes in a senseless explosion, covering everyone in blood.
[00:40] * Wormskull has left #wc3search
[00:40] <DarkShadow> yay
[00:40] * Wormskull has joined #wc3search
[00:40] <DarkShadow> no
[00:40] * oz02 tries to fight off DarkShadow's minions to no avail.
[00:41] * oz02 luckily has the ability Ressurection.
[00:41] * DarkShadow activates thorns-aura
[00:41] * DarkShadow activates BIG BAD VOODOO
[00:41] <DarkShadow> + cast on myself
[00:41] <Wormskull> what about if two persons casts big bad voodoo at once? :p
[00:42] <Wormskull> *same time
[00:42] * oz02 resurrects, at the same time casting Blizzard, causing the world to be in a storm of ice!
[00:42] <oz02> lol
[00:42] <`Mecheon> master, awaiting orders
[00:42] <oz02> U CANT CAST IT ON YOURSELF!
[00:42] <DarkShadow> attack I said
[00:42] <DarkShadow> WE-change ;)
[00:42] * oz02 casts divine shield again
[00:42] <oz02> lol
[00:42] <oz02> no fair
[00:42] <Wormskull> but what if caster1 and caster2 casts big bad voodoo at same time
[00:42] <DarkShadow> hrhr
[00:42] <Wormskull> it makes everything invincible but the caster
[00:43] <DarkShadow> ALL INVINCIBLE
[00:43] <oz02> kool
[00:43] * `Mecheon screams in agony
[00:43] * `Mecheon explodes
[00:43] * `Mecheon has left #wc3search
[00:43] * Wormskull spits in mecheon's mouth before he explodes
[00:44] <DarkShadow> oh no
[00:44] <DarkShadow> my minion
[00:44] <DarkShadow> why?
[00:44] * `Vexorian screams in agony
[00:44] * `Vexorian implodes
[00:44] * Wormskull casts rejunevation on vexorian
[00:44] * `Vexorian has left #wc3search
[00:44] <Wormskull> wtf.
[00:44] <DarkShadow> dman
[00:44] <DarkShadow> no more minions ^^
[00:45] <oz02> hehe
[00:45] <oz02> u r now too weak
[00:45] * oz02 casts Locust, causing a cloud of locusts to swarm everywhere biting everything and returning strength to oz02.
[00:45] * DarkShadow hides in his own shadow's and thinks the discussion is long enough
[00:45] * oz02 tells darkshadow to post it in off topic.
[00:46] <DarkShadow> yes, master
[00:46] <DarkShadow> wtf
[00:46] <DarkShadow> what am I saying
[00:46] <oz02> lol
[00:46] <oz02> do it or....
[00:46] <Wormskull> omg
[00:46] <oz02> PERM BANNATION!
[00:46] <DarkShadow> help, help, I'm being repressed



...to be continued (I think) :wink:
 
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um, you guys really need to find something better then playing with imaginary action figures. grow up... lol
 
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Oooooo! I want oz02 and DarkShadow action figures! They could have super Moderator powers like Super Bannation!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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LOL oz02 and DarkShadow action figures! and they could have voice commands like "follow the rules or burn!!"
 
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Now I also want a Mecheon action figure that comes with a GOLF CLUB OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That should be the next project for the site...making moderator action figures!!!!(Except for Tiki, cause I don't like him.)
 
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Somehow this morning Mecheon was a little bit angry:

[13:13] <Mecheon> PREPARE FOR GOLFCLUB OF DOOM!!!!!!!!
[13:14] <DarkShadow> me?
[13:14] * Mecheon whacks DarkShadow senseless with GOLFCLUB OF DOOM!!!!!!!!
[13:14] <DarkShadow> ouch
[13:14] <DarkShadow> hey my minion, serve your master
[13:15] * Mecheon breaks DarkShadow's legs with Golfclub

And yay, I wanna see my action figure!
 
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