needed people for tales of stupidity solo rpg like vgsatomy

[hola]

hi people, i'm making a solo rpg (or it's posible multiplayer all depent of the size of the map) and i need help with the tiggers. the game its called tales of stupidity beacuse all people are continiusly making strange thing (like choping a tree with a stick) you are a guard of there city but you see a assesain killing a person but the asesain run to the forest and you go being he. you find him but he says
-he as killed me-
-you have killed a person-
-no the person have killed me-
-no you have killed a person-
-the assesain throw a stone to the guand and say -no throw me stones- and disapear
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................continuara /this must be continued help me please
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[The Warehouse]

¿què?
explice en español si tu ingles es tan feo...

 

[Jaakko]

Is this some kind of a riddle... :?
-He has killed me- (Assassin throws a stone in the air hitting himself and collapses) :mrgreen:

 

[Seb_Boss_]

Don't bother posting like that...