Motaphore thread

[annoying]

Hello. I've always enjoyed good metaphores. How about making up some of our own?

Here's one describing my life:
I'm going on the highway in my Vovlo, and my exit is not for a while, so I can relax.

 

[Sergeant Ray]

Happiness is pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, only you feel the warmth

 

[Japut3h]

I'm bored like a pedophile in a retirement home.

 

[HappyTauren]

My hands are tingling like those of a fucked rabbit.

 

[Masiah]

I have the TV controller on a table in front of me but I'm to lazy to get it. <- That's my life folks xD

 

[icecream_pirate]

if u use like or as, it becomes a simile.
It should be: "My hands are fucked rabbits...or something like taht"
"I'm a bored pedophile in a retirement home."
"I'm going on the highway in my Vovlo, and my exit is not for a while, so I can relax." Is that even a metaphor?

btw, im a certified teacher from the school of hogwarts.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Better a hole in your hand, then a hand in your hole.

 

[En_Fuego]

I'm doing it with your daughter

 

[HINDYhat]

I'm doing it with your mother.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

I'm doing it with you.











Yes right now.