Leet.Firefox's Last Will and Testament

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF Leet.Firefox

I.
I, Leet.Firefox, residing at www.hiveworkshop.com, being of sound mind, do hereby declare this instrument to be my last will and testament.
II.
I hereby revoke all previous wills and codicils.
III.
I direct that the disposition of my remains be as follows:
[list burial instructions]
IV.
I give the rights of the poor man trapped in my signature to Bontrager of www.hiveworkshop.com. I pray that he may undo the horrors I have caused to this tormented soul.
V.
I appoint [list name of moderator you trust], to act as the executor of this will, to serve without bond.

I herewith affix my signature to this will on this

the ____________ day of ________________________________, 20___

at ________________________________________, in the presence of the members of the www.hiveworkshop.com
 
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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF Leet.Firefox

I.
I, Leet.Firefox, residing at www.hiveworkshop.com, being of sound mind, do hereby declare this instrument to be my last will and testament.
II.
I hereby revoke all previous wills and codicils.
III.
I direct that the disposition of my remains be as follows:
Covered in tar, loaded into a cannon, and fired into Russia.
IV.
I give the rights of the poor man trapped in my signature to Bontrager of www.hiveworkshop.com. I pray that he may undo the horrors I have caused to this tormented soul.
V.
I appoint PurplePoot, to act as the executor of this will, to serve without bond.

I herewith affix my signature to this will on this

the fifteenth day of June, 2009.

at 8:55, in the presence of the members of the www.hiveworkshop.com
 
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