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This tutorial is to help noobs and other beginners deal with error messages. As you soon will find out, this is purely satirical humor and shouldn't be taken seriously, I thought the noobs should know that.
This tutorial can deal with any program in general, especially modding/ world editor type programs because they are so complicated and usually recieve the most errors if someone doesn't know what they are doing.
Follow these steps to recieve an error message. the next few after will help you deal with it.
1)Backup the directory that your program is located in. Do this by right clicking on the folder that the program is located within and hit copy. Next chose the new location and hit paste. You now have two copies of the folder. Choose either or and open up the folder.
2) Look for any file that is labelled .dll at the end. Delete it or several, depending on how serious an error you would like to recieve.
3) Now try and open the file that has a .exe on the end. Make sure it is not setup.exe, that isn't the program you want.
There, you have recieved an error message and you have officially been named a noob. Now, you have several options, I will lay them out for you:
1) Run around screaming until you are exhausted. Fall asleep in a corner.
2) Yell at the computer, or use physical violence.
3) Open my computer, right click on C drive and hit format.
4) Draw pictures on the chips located within your computer tower.
5) Call nerds on site so that they can come over, charge you by the hour and then call you a noob at the end.
6) Replace the entire folder or the specific .DLL files that you deleted with the ones in your backup folder.
7) And if none of that works: try picking up your pc, finding a local river and throwing it into it. that should get rid of the problem.
Note: You are a noob and the program determiens that from the minute you open it. It knows you have no clue what you are doing and it often takes advantage of that. Many error messages that you will recieve in the future are caused by this: the program determiens that you are a noob and so gives you a nooby error message until you give up on your dreams of ever amounting to something in the computer industry. Congratulations, you have completed the tutorial in dealing with an error message.
Also, if you are a noob and struggiling with a program, a good way to experiment/familiarize/get an error message with a program is to random click on different icons within the program until the program crashes or you get hungry.
Enjoy!
This tutorial can deal with any program in general, especially modding/ world editor type programs because they are so complicated and usually recieve the most errors if someone doesn't know what they are doing.
Follow these steps to recieve an error message. the next few after will help you deal with it.
1)Backup the directory that your program is located in. Do this by right clicking on the folder that the program is located within and hit copy. Next chose the new location and hit paste. You now have two copies of the folder. Choose either or and open up the folder.
2) Look for any file that is labelled .dll at the end. Delete it or several, depending on how serious an error you would like to recieve.
3) Now try and open the file that has a .exe on the end. Make sure it is not setup.exe, that isn't the program you want.
There, you have recieved an error message and you have officially been named a noob. Now, you have several options, I will lay them out for you:
1) Run around screaming until you are exhausted. Fall asleep in a corner.
2) Yell at the computer, or use physical violence.
3) Open my computer, right click on C drive and hit format.
4) Draw pictures on the chips located within your computer tower.
5) Call nerds on site so that they can come over, charge you by the hour and then call you a noob at the end.
6) Replace the entire folder or the specific .DLL files that you deleted with the ones in your backup folder.
7) And if none of that works: try picking up your pc, finding a local river and throwing it into it. that should get rid of the problem.
Note: You are a noob and the program determiens that from the minute you open it. It knows you have no clue what you are doing and it often takes advantage of that. Many error messages that you will recieve in the future are caused by this: the program determiens that you are a noob and so gives you a nooby error message until you give up on your dreams of ever amounting to something in the computer industry. Congratulations, you have completed the tutorial in dealing with an error message.
Also, if you are a noob and struggiling with a program, a good way to experiment/familiarize/get an error message with a program is to random click on different icons within the program until the program crashes or you get hungry.
Enjoy!
