Hi, My name is JarrardKO.

[JarrardKO]

Yea.. It's called Hi, My Name Is JarrardKO.

when i get green rep i get the best feeling in my chest,
when i get red rep i get really upset and depressed,
tie a rope tight round my neck and hang myself to death..
i'm excreted from the Hive so it's a secret you're seeing this,
apparantly peeps don't wanna see a high-poly model of a penis..
finished my uber 1337 skin which took me sixteen weeks to fully complete,
made a thread, and they said; "wtf it's just a quick recoulor of a sheep!",
posted my awsome story but then got a moderator's ban warnings,
PM'd him about it, n he informed me; "JKO, no erotic stories!",
i recently posted a tutorial and it's still a large work in progress,
mods deleted it cause it was a step-to-step of 'how to have sex'.
when it comes to pissing off the hive workshop - i'm the best,
because i'm the first hive pest to get -2814 points of red rep..
if i ever get banned from here, i'll be known for my craziness,
so remember what the name is; it's JarrardKO.. True Greatness.

Comments/Critique would be nice.

 

[Kalbintion]

very, unique, and, interesting -- could be a bit longer imo but very well done from my eyes

 

[Teh_Ephy]

I have three comments.

1. Lots of half rhymes.
2. 
3. Gj with that.

 

[Undead_Lives]

O.......k............
The rhyming was kind of annoying, because it was in and out. Uh, interesting I guess.

 

[JarrardKO]

very, unique, and, interesting -- could be a bit longer imo but very well done from my eyes

Well actually, the original version was about 4 more bars longer, in which I made fun of a few posters who bother me. Like for example I call a certain someone a german prostitute and another poster a practicer of beastiality. (Married to a Llama, lol)

I didn't wanna offend people so I cleaned it up and left the bars where I made fun of myself.

 

[Deleted member 126647]

I don't like it, I find it lame. And too random, high poly model of a penis? Tutorial of how to have sex? No, just no.

 

[Arab4life]

erotic stories

model of a penis

'how to have sex'

I think we'll remember you as the strange Sex Addict.

 

[atropos007]

I think we'll remember you as the strange Sex Addict.

how old are you? since when talking about penis and having sex makes you a "sex addict"?

 

[Arab4life]

since when talking about penis and having sex makes you a "sex addict"?

Since the theme of his poem is not sex related, and he manages to put alot of sexual humor.