Baby Maker: Man's quest to dominate

[D.I.Y Death]

Baby maker

As a man it is your destiny to populate the world with your offspring.

You enter a woman's house and exit with a child that follows you. Your goal is to create 200 babies following you before anyone else. But beware. If your babies meet wolves they are devoured. if your babies meet zombies they become zombie babies (very very bad). There are also baby kidnappers and if your enemy collides with your baby line it breaks the baby line at the point of collision and you have to collect all the babies who are running around by smacking them. the enemy can do the same to the babies who are running around.

Prostitutes-You enter their house and you receive no baby and you receive a debuff called "diseased" which slows your ms by 50% for 5 seconds.

Baby kidnappers-They steal the amount of babies that are equal to their level.Their level increases by 1 for each baby they steal.

Wolves-Wolves devour babies. You cannot get them back once they are devoured.

Zombies-Zombies infect the first baby they attack and that baby immediately becomes a "zombie baby" who then breaks the line up and can infect any baby they attack. Zombies and zombie babies can only attack once every 5 seconds.

Once your baby has become a zombie the government will show up and kill everything in the area including non infected babies.

Catholic Priests-They steal your babies and take them to the nearest church. If they enter the church they become an abused alter boy and cannot be regained.

You can stop the priest from taking your baby by hiring a black metal band to burn down the church your baby isbeing taken to.

other players can collide with your babies and break the line up where they hit. At this point they can take your babies by attacking them. Your job is to attack the babies first to regain them.

This is still in the idea phase but I thought it would be a neat map to make since its...well just wrong

Ideas that I'm considering: bosses like Michael Jackson. Marilyn Manson. That damn family who keeps protesting at funerals of dead soldiers. The church of scientology and famous serial killers.

 

[cool_is_i]

This is going to be sooo funny!

 

[Discipline]

make it so if you take to long your babies grow into men that rival you for dominance, or if you are lucky they grow into women that you can copulate with to make messed up abomination babies. Obviously, abom babies eat your babies but also have the ability to mate with itself

 

[D.I.Y Death]

make it so if you take to long your babies grow into men that rival you for dominance, or if you are lucky they grow into women that you can copulate with to make messed up abomination babies. Obviously, abom babies eat your babies but also have the ability to mate with itself

The second idea is priceless. I may just end up doing that.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

You can stop the priest from taking your baby by hiring a black metal band to burn down the church your baby isbeing taken to.

Ubl0r!

Sounds very funny, and quite original.

Although i don't really get how the starts off and how it should be played =/

 

[Super-Sheep]

Sounds more likely a wnb-funny map, that wont never gonne happen.

 

[bestoboy]

lol yeah the concept is really really REALLY great! Good luck making it!

Maybe you could add the diseased buff to appear when you go to a regular woman who already had a baby with 2 or more other men. That's the only thing I could think of now, no one can top Discipline's

 

[Misha]

WTF? =D

this? as a map? xD Lol it sure will be good xD work on it xD