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50 worst video game names of all time and me :D

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Hi since i don´t know if this is old news but check it out anyway.

Firstly i was browsing the web and i found a site that caught my attention http://www.gamerevolution.com/feature/worst_names

Spanky's Quest 38
To save Alfalfa?

Platform : SNES
Publisher : Natsume
Year : 1992

See, Spanky is a monkey. Spanky the monkey. SPANK THE MONKEY. Hey thanks, you're a great crowd!

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Good idea m8!
 
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There is a lot of games I seriously disliked, but only one actually got me so pissed off that I took it out of the disk tray and smashed it to pieces.

Aubird Force for the PSX.

The game, not you or your skill, decided wether you get to continue playing or not. It should never...and I do mean NEVER be like that. Worst game ever.

Hydlide for the NES was another honorable mention for worst game ever. It was an adventure game that provided absolutely no direction and graphics/music that made you wish you had no senses.
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Eh, you know what? Extreme Watersports scored an 8% in PC Gamer, which I think makes it probably the worst PC title of all time. And those making fun of Dick Butkus can go f*** themselves cuz he's lithuanian and also distantly related to me.

I don´t see whats wrong with the title extreme watersport and i don´t mean to be disrespectful but the name Dick Butkus hmm dick butkus, for a lithuanian to be named dick butkus isnt that bad since dick probably doesn´t mean what it means in english but there are ppl named Dick whom are english...
A lot of ppl have weird names makes you wonder if the parent is actually just being mean or trying to be funny.
Ben stiller was named Gaylord fokker in the movie meet the parents\ meet the fokker. Since the parents were fokkers means it must have been rough for them aswell but to name there son Gaylord.

In that link above, i figured out which title is my favorite.
No one can stop mr domino...

Mr domino knows where you live B#$%
 
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Yes well the entire point of that movie was to be funny, not to be realistic. The cat flushes the toilet for christs sake. And Extreme Watersports is the worst game known to mankind. The name way sound fine, yes, but it scored 8%. That's 8 out of 100. That's absolutely terrible.
 

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Mods this topic needs to be cleaned of all offtopic posts. . .

Well the worst game of all times, I have a few.

Kingdom hearts (all)
Disney meets ff7 from what i heard and harmless little animals fighting super evil badies and a anime style human waving a sword around put me off even reading the guides for it it sounds so revolting, what a waste from disney, missusing their famous charaters.

Sonic heroes
Well im sure we all know how bad that was compaired to the last 3D realsed sonic adventure 2. . .
And since then all sonics were rubish except the new one for WII which I need to look into to cast an opinion.

Final Fantasy 6 for sens
You may be thinking WTF but yes this was retarded and heavily bugged and had bad troubles with nudity and sexual herastment.
All fixed in Final Fantasy Advance 6 and now it is a good game.

Harry poter and the goblet of fire
Talk about going backwards. . . The first harrypotter game was 8* better than this.
It was made for game systems and so provided no graffic support for PC and caused lag on older systems.

Civilzation III
This was the anti of all civilzations.
Nukes caused permant damage and happiness and pollution could not be totally removed like in all civilzations.
Also Overall was a bad make.

Well thats about all.
Enjoy and I hope not to hear the 30 posts of hate mail ill get for saying these games are bad so please do not complain. . .
 
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