Here is the story of the young man.. who survived the wraith of the Banhammer...
Man: Banhammer, I have come to become an admin with my lingering reputation
Banhammer: Do you believe you can become one of the few?
Man: Yes I do almighty king of admins
Banhammer: Take this almighty hammer and attempt to wield it. You will be tested
*Man takes hammer*
Man: Like this? Banhammer? Where are you
*Man looks at shattered pedestal*
Man: Oh no... oh no... what have I done
Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Banhammer: God shut up! Okay you annoying brat you passed the silent test
*Banhammer flashes*
Man: Woah, what just happened? Where is the banhammer? Where is it
Mysterious Voice: You have passed the test. Before you are three weapons
Man: Strange, am I crazy
*Three weapons appear, a sword, a shield and a staff*
Sword: I am the sword, I strike pointless spammers who troll our forum
Shield: I am the shield, the locker of threads and the one who directs the new
Staff: I am the staff, I am one who moderates spells and give spammers -Rep
Man: Must I choose one of you? Whats that flashing object in the corner?
Handle: I am the handle. I should not be chosen, for I am weak and devestated
Man: Should I choose one of the others then
Handle: If you choose me, you will have no power, but the power of them all
Man: But why should I choose you
Handle: My power is lesser, but greater than all
Man: I guess I ought to choose you
Handle: Dont! I will return you as a user if you do, instead follow the instructions
*Light flashes*
Man: What is this?
Handle: It is instructions of how to gain power, the strongest way
*Man touches scroll*
Step 1: Take the sword and strike down the 3 spammers that appear, destroy their posts
Step 2: Take the staff and combined with the blade, destroy the spammed spell
Step 3: Take the shield and prepare for this quiz. It will tell you to support the spammers. Block the lies with the shield and strike him down with your sword
Step 4: Now, grab the handle. It should merge with your weapons to create something wonderful
*Man gasps*
Man: I.. am amazed..
Scroll: You must listen to us. Making a mistake will result in fatal banning and failure
*3 steps later*
Man: Okay, I've obtained the three weapons, now what
Handle: Take me and I'll merge the three weapons to one
Man: But thats a horrible mistake! Three weapons are much better than one strong one
Handle: You dare question me? Prepare to be banned
*Handle becomes gigantic spammer*
Man: I knew you weren't an admin, you had been lieing to get the power for your own
Handle: I know you fool, for I am Spammarin, the strongest spammer in the galaxy
*Spammarin slashes Man and hits*
Man: My digital body! Its fading! My 4 lives are degenerating! What did you do
Spammarin: You shall see
*Man splits into 3 bodies*
Spammarin: What! That shouldn't have happened! You cannot stop me
Man 1-3: Yes we can! Fear us and our 3 weapons of anti-spam
*14 seconds of long battle later*
Man 3: Dude, like he's so like strong dude! Lets like, retreat!
Man 2: No! No! No! I am too powerful for it! No! You just suck! *Evil laughter*
Man 1: Well, we must merge our personality back together. It might work
*3 seconds of merging later and flashing lights later*
Man: I have obtained it. The almighty ban hammer. Fear my wraith evil spammer
Spammarin: No, fear my wraith and hacking skills! Eat this *Summons chicken*
Man: I summon the admins and admins before me to attack this beast, come forth
*Man summons time portal from spell sections*
Man: Admins, let us strike down this beast with our power! We fight now
Ralle: No! I'm chieftain! You listen to me! I say attack! Now charge
Pyrite: Eat this! Yellow fire of doom! *Fires yellow fire from dragon mouth*
Spammerin: Hahahaha! You cannot penetrate my shield! Fear my wraith
Man: The only way to beat... is on the outside... Ralle, take lead! Ill brb
*Man calls cops*
Bob: Hehehe... hacking is fun... hehehe
Bob's Mom: Bob! Lunch time and your friends are here! Come down now
Bob: Wait a minute... I have no friends... she lies
Cops: Move move move! Here he is! Tracked by his IP address! Your coming to jail! Now
Bob: But im only 40! Let me go please! I will never hack again
Cops: It's too late now, your going to jail
*Meanwhile back in the ban hammer area*
Man: Well that was weird. Hey look its the Banhammer! Im coming
*Man grabs Banhammer*
Banhammer: You have past the final test. You are now an admin. Your powers will be... Will be continued... in never...
Anyways.... Nice model. 4/5 from me