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MouMou
MouMou
good doogie
Razosh
Razosh
There will be no English assignments when the Nordics retake England. ;)
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
You forgot America....
MouMou
MouMou
Razosh
Razosh
Nah I didn't forget America, when they see us bring down their former overlord with the might of Odin they will cede and wish to become our colonial territory.

We are true vikings at heart and we will retake England, Normandy, southern Italy and restore a Swedish dynasty to the Russian throne. ;)
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Hmm, you know Trump right? he'll just build a Great Firewall of Trump to obscure the might of Odin.

Vikings? Nah, not really. Preußen und China über alles!

For us Chinese, we'll let China proper, Mongolia, Manchuria, Tibet and Sinkiang be full of four glorious ROC flags, and then we'll reclaim Vladivostok and Tannu Tuva from the Russians!

Prussia would just conquer your little country anyway :)
Razosh
Razosh
I can't argue with Mongolians, they're like the great tit, they live on the steppes of central Asia and dominate Europe. (Parus Major = Great Tit)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/ParusMajorMap.svg

As for Tannu Tuva, that nations existence was only ever recognized by the USSR and Mongolia so I'm just gonna say, "Tannu what?"

And don't you worry my Prussian prince, once we've reclaimed Swedish Pomerania and Estonia we'll be coming for you. ;)
Razosh
Razosh
The Qing Empire will never fall, the Empire of China still stands strong! Never heard of any People's Republic over here.
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Legitimate Republic of China > Ming Empire > Qing Empire > the so-called "People's Republic of China"

Ming Empire is superior to the Qing. At least not every male is forced to have funny hairstyles.
MouMou
MouMou
same goes to the HAN.
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
han solo?
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
Ah,the Han Dynasty Spa!
MouMou
Razosh
Razosh
Never question the Qing of China!
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
You meant the Han Dynasty Spa - I know it! :D
Kuomintang > all others!

P.S. actually, to be more serious, Han Dynasty is quite a decent period tho. At least much better than teh Commies
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Qing =/= whole of China
Communists =/= China
Kuomintang = China; Kuomintang = Love; Kuomintang = Life!
MouMou
MouMou
Or what? Cause there be war between Qing and Han.
Razosh
Razosh
I just fought your beloved Kuomintang as the PRC in Hearts of Iron IV, I conquered them. Barely even put up any resistance.
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