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Razosh
Razosh
That's the problem, you'll be a freak of nature when I'm done with you. ;P Just look at me I'm like an echidna, I have a four headed dick. ;)
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
I'm already a freak of nature for other reasons,so you don't have to do anything :p
Ah great,my lover's dick is like a mini-hydra
Razosh
Razosh
Yep, don't try to cut of any heads, two more will take its place. And if you're freaked out by that you haven't heard about my dunghole yet. ;P
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
Well,I'm into kinky stuff.
Razosh
Razosh
It was almost 2,000 years ago now, a boy was born with the power to infuse himself with the powers of others by injecting them anally. One day this boy came across the man Jesus, rectally infused him and gained eternal life, that boy later went to take on the name Razosh though his birth name was Judas.
Razosh
Razosh
Now in there he lives, the son of God every day having to survive by consuming the poop of his former apprentice, true story. I have taken on many identities over the years, Mehmet the Conqueror, the prophet Muhammed, Abraham Lincoln, Nelson Mandela. None of them died, they were just rectally infused by me. ;)
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
Sounds like a cool ability.So technically,your ass is so good it started religions.Holy shit,literally
Razosh
Razosh
I may have bought myself a one-way ticket to hell... WORTH IT!

I wish I had been around longer so I could have started the cool religions though...
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
No, @Razosh, you are but a little humble pawn to Yuri...

Yuri is Master!
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