HIVE

I thought more of the exosoldiers crashing through the trees and shit, not Drann having his legs blown off

Happens to me at times, too.

Lul

I damandus an explanation

Noh

By Lord Khorne you will give me one. It is the way of Khorne! Blood fur Da Blood God!! SKULL FOR TA SKULL THRONE!!!!
(50 chaos space marines started opening fire on lasersquid112)

Who dafuq is Khorne?
(He is protected by a force field, as he orders a nuclear strike on the Marines)

(The Nuclear did nothing as The Marines were 95% immune to physical damage)

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Khorne

Khorne is from the Warhammer universe, he is the Chaos god of War

Oh. I didn't know that.
(He just glares at the marines so harshly they piss themselves)

The Marines were immune to fear.

They ordered an artillery strike on Lasersquid112
They also summoned hundreds of Khornate Berzerkers to take on the enemy.
http://warhammer-game.narod.ru/wiki/Khorne_Berzerker_Squad.html

The artillery strike was rendered useless as they were remotely hacked to destroy the launch mechanism, destroying the plane/heli/satellite. Lasersquid112 then destroyed the Khornate Berzerkers with PHASR rifles. He then commenced to shoot at them with a machine gun rocket launcher(?).

wow
CakeMaster comes in and spamz everyone with Cake Crusade!

(psst, do not invoke Heinvers' name!)

CALL IN THE REINFORCEMENTS! *invokes @Heinvers name*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

What have you done, @Lasersquid112? The Real Resistance are coming for me now, I must run!!!

*runs away*

*lmao's* *tosses shock transfusion bouncing betty transporter incindenary corrosive grenade from Borderlands 2*

*Unleashes Khorne*
COme to PAPA!!!

Khorne has Invulnerable armor inifnite hp, Inifinite chaos damage and 999999999 hp regen per sec. Spell Immune and Has 5000000 AOE splash range. His attacks pierce enemy invulnerable armor and has Immolation that spreads 4000 AOE which deals 1000000000 damage per second..

I have invulnerable armor, infinity times 10 Developer damage (instakill everything), 999999999999999999 HP regen/nanosecond, with each nanosecond I gain 999999999 HP, I have spell reversal and 5000000000000 aoe splash DMG. I have 9000000 aoe pierce with infinite+ damage, and I have immolation that covers the planet with 5000000000000000000000000 DPS.

I have Iron Curtain and I have spell reflect.
*the Immolation of Lasersquid112 is reflected back to both Lasersquid and Leo*
*any attempts to hit Yuri the CakeMaster will end in catastrophe*

xD

I PEES upon ze cake master! Long live ze Squid Armada!
Lmfao