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Cherrymage
Cherrymage
@Hayate yeah!
*CJ shoots Hayate in the head*
Hantoo
Hantoo
X.X
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
*doesn't get the chance to finish Kimmy*
*ties him to a nuke*
*launches the nuke at the drive by units*
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
*drive-by units drive away*
*Gandalf teh Mage shows up!!!*

Me: "no, wolfie, the nuke is meant as a present for ya!"
*cast spell*
*nuke now redirects at WhiteFang and Hayate*
Hantoo
Hantoo
I have 0 ideas whats the situation now
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
@Hayate can't even recall how it started xD

*teleporting penguin appears*
*teleports WhiteFang to Antarctica*
*swims with the Kiler Whales*
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
@Hayate, let me reintroduce the situation, and you portray it, kay?
Eat this, please, I've spent days and nights baking it specially for you :D
*puts a rainbow-flashing, shiny cake in front of Hayate*

Here it-- what?!?! WhiteFang, you coward!
*takes out dagger*
*teleports behind @WhiteFang*
*stabs WhiteFang in the back*

haha
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
No response eh, coward? 10, 9, 8, 7, 6...
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
*dives out of the way*
A super saiyan polar bear uses kamehameha *
*WhiteFang swims to Atlantis*
*starts chewing on random stuff*
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Nein!

*Me stalks WhiteFang*
*as we both arrive at Atlantis*
*Lady Vashj and Illidan seen making love*

Oh, shit...
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
*joins the love making*
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Illidan: "go away!"
*Vashj screams*
Illidan : "don't cry, baby..."
Vashj: "My... my... my snake holes! They infected with a wolf's dirty dick!"
Illidan: "no worries, we shall kill him"

*Illidan and Vasj kills Whitefang*
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
*jumps away*
*eats Vashj's snakes*
*eats Illidan's 'snake'*
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
*Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
*Illidan's broken snake release a beam of highly concentrated and powerful arcane, fel and void energy.. also SEX energy!*
*both WhiteFang's real dick and fake dicks got annihilated and barbequed*

*Illidan's 'snake' regenerate as a live naga Tidal Guardian*
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
*Real dick is too powerful*
*reflects all the energy to Illidan*
*Whitefang swims away*
*swims to Mexico*
*climbs on Trump's wall*
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Illidan: "Thanks"
*Illidan's dick is regenerated... and even become stronger!*

Trump: "Hey, wanna have your dick grabbed?"
*Trump trumps WhiteFang with his smelly foot with smelly socks*
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
*jumps away*
*pushes him off his own wall*
*2-pac gets revived*
*2-pac is the new president*
Cherrymage
Cherrymage
Yay! 2pac rulez!
Edge45
Edge45
The Spam Empire strikes again.
WhiteFang
WhiteFang
We have been reborn,stronger than ever
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