T'is a drama llama, quite indeed so, but his attention seeking attitude seems to be a little faux. I wouldn't call you a bro, ohh no, I do think you need to check up on the things you do, though. Cause you're continuously distracting, getting infract-ings, and wherever your acting is getting some smacking, you turn it back and make it your own whacking, and it's blasphemy, what you're asking me, you have quite the audacity, yes it's a tragedy what your family, put you through, ohh so callously, yet you lazily ask strangers to offer opinions on your morality, what's your strategy? I thankfully, have a chain on my sanity, unlike you, whose has broken through to insanity, still you question your own mortality by trying to think about taking your own life, ohh where is this strife? Don't stab thouself with a knife, you won't reach the afterlife, I swear that, but you should truely listen to these rhymes I've spat, but I am no aristocrat nor a diplomat, well then why should I be listened to? I shouldn't be, really, you should know that too. There is nothing in life that you can redo, but if you must review what others think of you, you should believe in what you think is true, not what others think they can do, nor what others pursue, this is as simple as blue cheese stew, try to better yourself and start anew, t'is a holiday night, and with these last rhymes, I commit no crimes, but I bid you, adieu..
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