Twilight

[brad.dude03]

Yes. Hot Topic now sells Edward Cullen Body Glitter. As if you wouldn't shop their before. Now you're considering running in with a molotiv, amirite?

 

[LiOneSS]

weee imma buy some glitter to pour it on my boyfriend!

 

[Arvedui]

Yes. Hot Topic now sells Edward Cullen Body Glitter. As if you wouldn't shop their before. Now you're considering running in with a molotiv, amirite?

Hot Topic needs to be destroyed for their continued rape of any and all real culture.

 

[Teh_Ephy]

idk, Hot Topic has done a pretty good job of representing emos and weeaboos. Body glitter sounds like it would leave a mess all over the place, though.

 

[Arvedui]

idk, Hot Topic has done a pretty good job of representing emos and weeaboos. Body glitter sounds like it would leave a mess all over the place, though.

Like I said: Real culture.

Anyway, I'm very thankful I have never read this series. Emo, Mormon, Vampires does not sound like my thing.

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Japan has real weird culture, and some of it is almost cool. Doesn't that count?

 

[Megafyr]

Japan is awesome! We all love Anime and unbeatable tv show challanges don't we? xD

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Japanese game-shows are definitely a culture all their own.

 

[Tyranid]

I've been to Japan and strangely enough... I didn't feel much different. I guess it was because 50 cent was constantly playing on a big ass screen on a building there. I guess I should have watched more TV on that trip.

Anyways... Twilight does unspeakable things to Vampires. Just... it's just wrong!

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Unspeakable in a bad way, not a hawt vampire secks way

 

[Gausslander]

Unspeakable in a bad way, not a hawt vampire secks way

I swear, it's like it has the Jonas Brothers' effect on little girls! I hate the Twilight series with a passion.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Yes. Hot Topic now sells Edward Cullen Body Glitter. As if you wouldn't shop their before. Now you're considering running in with a molotiv, amirite?

If by molotov cocktail you mean homemade flamethrower, then yes, I am considering it.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Today, someone in my English class suggested that instead of reading a poem every day in the morning, we should read a quote from New Moon. I tasted bile in my mouth. But then she continued on to reason that the main character was depressed at that point in the story, so it was a lot deeper. Never before have I regretted free speech this much.

 

[brad.dude03]

I pity the sad state of your existence MSBB, I really do.

 

[Dionesiist]

Shut up, tards, the book are awesome!

Actually read the first two volumes. Ended up laughing out loud a couple of times at how stupid some of the characters are. And the only character with long hair cuts it!? That's cruel, you can have long hair and be a werewolf ffs!

 

[Hawkwing]

Shut up, tards, the book are awesome!

Actually read the first two volumes. Ended up laughing out loud a couple of times at how stupid some of the characters are. And the only character with long hair cuts it!? That's cruel, you can have long hair and be a werewolf ffs!

You made a mistake, deciding to read the second one. D:

 

[Dionesiist]

Yeah, how can he even think of cutting his hair?
That and how the fuck did they walk out of a castle filled with sane(note, "carnivorous") vampires unscathed? The italian covenant part was pure rip-off off "The Vampire Armand"...

 

[brad.dude03]

The Italian vampires were actually just a metaphor for the Catholic Church. Edward and the like are obviously the metaphorical Mormons.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

See, I refuse to believe that, Brad. Because that would imply Stephanie Meyer has more skill than she actually does.

 

[brad.dude03]

She doesn't do it purposely. It's hardwired into her because she's a stupid Mormon.

 

[Dionesiist]

They might be a metaphor, but all the while when reading the book, I was thinking which part of Ann Rice's Vampire Chronicles she rip-offed.

 

[YouCantSeeMe]

i know its a little late to apply.
but my opinion on the movie is:
that it is very interresting, romantic, surpricing.
it's special, and no one has ever made a movie just like that one.

 

[brad.dude03]

I'm of the opinion that you don't know jack about quality filmmaking.

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Of course there's never been another movie like it. It's a romance movie with vampires, and it doesn't have any sex.

 

[brad.dude03]

Ephy does have a point. Even Uwe Boll managed to add sex into his horrendously boring Bloodrayne films.

 

[Dionesiist]

They have sex in the fourth book and Bella gets horny in the third.

 

[Teh_Ephy]

What the hell sort of vampire romance series takes FOUR books for a sex scene? Also, someone mentioned a while back that they have sex in the third one, but that's still two books too late.

 

[brad.dude03]

Mormon vampire books, obviously.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

What the hell sort of vampire romance series takes FOUR books for a sex scene? Also, someone mentioned a while back that they have sex in the third one, but that's still two books too late.

The Mormon ones where they replace dark vampire lust with Deviantart-style love.

 

[BlargHonk]

Speaking of DeviantArt, is that where all the catgirl avatars are coming from?

Don't like romance books, or romance movies, or anything to do with romance