Hive's got talent

[Heinvers]

I boldly claim that Heinvers is more lazy than me.

R.I.P to that mentioned guy in this quoted post.

 

[Chen]

Yeah, yeah.

 

[Daffa]

On a more serious note, I'm quite decent, not really that good though, with stories.

 

[Shar Dundred]

Alright, let's see... My talents....

- Write stories (Arkain rules all)
- Torture people by creating painful stuff and making them get addicted to it (ask Daffa, Mikasa, Imperator, Kasrkin... The list of victims gets longer)
- Insult people (Guess I'd be banned if I chose that to participate tho)
- Be awesome
- Play the drums
...

The list goes on, but I'll stop here.

 

[DD Mikasa]

Alright, let's see... My talents....


- Insult people (Guess I'd be banned if I chose that to participate tho)

You already destroyed some one in OT section last week.
Oh another talent of mine.

I remember stuff...By remember stuff i mean stuff from first grade

 

[Chaosy]

Insult people

Also known as accurately describing a person.

 

[SA Dashie]

I have the talent to be to quiet.
I can surprise people even when I'm not meant to.
Curse my shy nature.

 

[BloodDrunk]

Also, I can play drums

 

[Shar Dundred]

I have the talent to be to quiet.
I can surprise people even when I'm not meant to.
Curse my shy nature.

Wha-
Since when are you standing there? You surprised the crap outta me!

 

[Roland]

I also got a talent, Beheading infidel trollers out here. (Like karrasu, LordofChoas201 and more)

 

[Masterja]

I'm not sure if this thread is here just for laughs or for showing off your work, so I apologize if I am in the wrong place. A lot of people are commenting here, but there are not enough videos and pictures sadly. I'll break the ice I guess.

I am not very talented person in general, but I do have some knowledge in drawing using markers. Especially fantasy-oriented stuff.

Here is an one-picture-compilation of some of my work:

Drawing with markers

Hope you guys like it!

 

[Hantoo]

I'm not sure if this thread is here just for laughs or for showing off your work, so I apologize if I am in the wrong place. A lot of people are commenting here, but there are not enough videos and pictures sadly. I'll break the ice I guess.

I am not very talented person in general, but I do have some knowledge in drawing using markers. Especially fantasy-oriented stuff.

Here is an one-picture-compilation of some of my work:

Drawing with markers

Hope you guys like it!

What if I tell you I don't like them?
I LOVE THEM

 

[Archimmonde]

My talent is one the rarest of all. I can Troll Very very very bad, no one can afford my troll level.

Also I've got the talent to get banned all the time.

 

[Winimasker]

I act as a stupid/kid sometimes.

Can it be counted as a talent?

I'm one of them :D :)

 

[Magtheridon96]

I have a cool talent.

I can shit post, look at meeeee, weeeeeeeeeee

 

[Archimmonde]

I have a cool talent.

I can shit post, look at meeeee, weeeeeeeeeee

Your talent cant beat mine in that Way

 

[APproject]

I am okay at drawing, I used to do some handicraft with wood, I like to create things in digital or real world, I can make myself pass out with my imagination trips, I can do one arm pull up(s) and other minor gymnastics elements. Oh screw it, there is no such thing as talents, it is all about the development of your brain and it depends in which direction you push it.

 

[Kazeon]

I'm good at various things like sport (especially basketball and swimming), drawing, etc. But nothing is very outstanding. Maybe because actually I'm not that talented, but I just believe that I can and have to be good in what I'm doing, so there goes my efforts.

But maybe you have to know.

Spoiler

I have the best "poker face" ability around.

 

[Warseeker]

I can reach the end of GTA SanAndreas for the 15 time without using any cheats!!!! ain't a talent, isn't it!?

 

[Archimmonde]

I can reach the end of GTA SanAndreas for the 15 time without using any cheats!!!! ain't a talent, isn't it!?

Yep this is the greatest talent that ever existed. I can't do anything without cheats

 

[Ash]

Actually, that is pretty impressive, Warseeker.

It'd be cool to see some more talents shown off, though. Anybody other than Masterja got some stuff to showcase?

 

[Wasabee]

Yeah I want to see talents shown here.

 

[BloodDrunk]

I will, when I tape them. Haha

 

[Wasabee]

We'll be waiting.

 

[StoPCampinGn00b]

We'll be waiting.

/me Necromancer: Raise Dead
The wait is over. Here's something someone could maybe call in a certain point of view under certain circumstances "talent"
Burn It Down Piano Vocal Cover

Now someone else please take the embarrassment off of me and post their own talent!

 

[Rufus]

I'll try to top that!

I'm a magician, juggler and streetperformer.
Here is one of my performances in Prague:

You can help me out by liking my facebook page if you'd be that kind.

 

[Kyrbi0]

What a fantastic thread.

 

[Edge45]

Wow, I never thought Hive has its own talent show.

 

[Ofel]

Cool!
So who's the Simon Cowell here?

I have to show my talent.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

I have programmed a brain washing program to make people blissfully happy

I can show it to you guys in an hour if your interested, you also need to have java

Here it is, like it or not, My talent

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/pastebin/06041a9abc954210508cb6a99739b00a6203/

Ask an older sister or brother to open the file if you are under the age of 14... I am not liable for any brainwashing as a result of negligence on my part or because of the improper use of my programs.

You have been warned!

 

[pyf]

[...] It'd be cool to see some more talents shown off, though. Anybody other than Masterja got some stuff to showcase?

Yeah I want to see talents shown here.

Enjoy:

Hidden

Gold Talent » Kingdom Talents
Silver Talent » Kingdom Talents

It is easier to find shekels on the web, though


For those wondering what is happening, a "talent" was the heaviest and largest unit of measurement for weight and value, a very long time ago:
Talent (measurement) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Parable of the talents or minas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
How Heavy Was a Talent in the Bible?


For fans of antique humour (or for fans of Asterix the Gaul):

in English

in French

Now, I wish I was talented...

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

ha ha... in that case everyone does truly have talent

and

begging, borrowing and stealing talents is an actuality too.

what happened to this thread? did my talent kill it

 

[Deleted member 219079]

I catch children on streets:

edit: who removed the picture?

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

I catch children on streets:

edit: who removed the picture?

I think the judges just X-ed you

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

I have programmed a brain washing program to make people blissfully happy

I can show it to you guys in an hour if your interested, you also need to have java

Here it is, like it or not, My talent

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/pastebin/06041a9abc954210508cb6a99739b00a6203/

Ask an older sister or brother to open the file if you are under the age of 14... I am not liable for any brainwashing as a result of negligence on my part or because of the improper use of my programs.

You have been warned!

wow

I can't believe not even one dude downloaded this guys talent

man you judges suck

 

[Kyrbi0]

I'll try to top that!

I'm a magician, juggler and streetperformer.
Here is one of my performances in Prague:

You can help me out by liking my facebook page if you'd be that kind.

Now I have time to comment properly.

WOAH! No wonder you've been ersatz on the Hive for a while (missing out on a great Hero Contest, btw). That is so, very, COOL. Like, you are legitimately a talented, public professional!

I gotta tell you, that's so cool/weird for me to know someone like that; I've always seen those videos of street performers & was equal parts in awe & really embarrassed. Like, I just can't imagine the guts it takes to do that; living off the street & performing for pittance. Really impressive; really scary, too.

That's cool. : )

 

[Rufus]

Thanks a lot! Really appreciate it.

Well yeah. It is scary from time to time, being in new places, handling new crowds, handling police and other unfriendly performers.
It is by far the toughest business I've ever been in, but also the most exciting!
I still have a lot to learn though: for example how to make more people pay me after the show...

A big part of the time you just wanna give up, go home, and get a "real" job, but it is people like that keep me going.
Thanks!

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

not one person downloaded my program... its my talent, please?

Should I make a video instead, will that be acceptable... I'm so sad

 

[AditTechno]

I'm an intermediate music producer.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

I'm an intermediate music producer.

Go though the trouble of making and posting something up and then watch

NO ONE WILL DOWNLOAD IT =(

 

[Kyrbi0]

You said "brainwashing". Why would we seek that out?

 

[AditTechno]

Well, i'm just showing it up

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

You said "brainwashing". Why would we seek that out?

it's a program that makes your more optimistic

technically brainwashing but it's not evil

Well, i'm just showing it up

make something, show us what your packing

 

[Kyrbi0]

technically brainwashing but it's not evil

There's an argument to be made that, regardless of intention or result, anything which violates your volition is inherently evil. Satanic, even (that being the original proposition of Lucifer).

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

There's an argument to be made that, regardless of intention or result, anything which violates your volition is inherently evil. Satanic, even (that being the original proposition of Lucifer).

so you're saying I'm evil

thanks.... you have no idea how great that makes me feel

*sad sarcasm*

I even put hive gifs in it to make it more hivy

:'(

 

[Kyrbi0]

so you're saying I'm evil

You'll notice that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that there exists an argument that such things (i.e. brainwashing, or the violation of volition) can be evil.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

You'll notice that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that there exists an argument that such things (i.e. brainwashing, or the violation of volition) can be evil.

I think it's best I simply explain what the program does

it shows you 80 emotions on a big screen(emotions on faces) out of the 80 faces only one is a happy face. your job is to pick the happy face

it has been scientifically proven to increase the life expectancy of senior citizens by 15% though the study has never been done on the younger generation

see... it's harmless

hello? @Anyone download my program please *-*

@someone recognise my existence :3

@everyone take part in the adventure before all hope is lost ·~·

@youguys got to check this out, it's redo-ridiculous ¤_¤

@myback has a knife in it, because it be killing me with all this rejection

@Aaaaaagh because I know him too well

 

[Mr. Gameplay Knowledge]

With the support of this threader,i got the talent to see no talent. : DDDDDD

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

With the support of this threader,i got the talent to see no talent. : DDDDDD

nobody likes you

 

[Mr. Gameplay Knowledge]

Ehm.,thats not true i got friends in real life,if u know what is real life?
Basicly nobody likes me on hive,and i like nobody in hive,all my hive friends are offline here.
btw.u dont want to know what i am thinking about you,and i will not tell u it,just to protect you from your self. :O