[ALTERNATE ROLEPLAY] Chickens & Cakes: Resistance Against the Electronic Asses

[Cherrymage]

Oleg Vodnik: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Run!"

The Ruskies and Americorns rush back toward the pinkie door and enter it. Oleg and Giles then try to dash into the pinkie door in hopes of escaping Troy's vengeance.

Doraemon pulls out a doormat and he and his friends ride on it. The doormat hovers and flies back toward the door entrance.

After they've returned to their base.

Giles: "Quick, seal that damn door"
Oleg Vodnik: "But our comrades--"
Giles: "Just do it quick!"
Oleg Vodnik: "Okay, okay!"

Oleg takes out two yellow paper talismans inscribed with bloody red runes, and paste 'em onto the door like a cross.

The red blood runes begins to glow in orange, effectively sealing the door off.
On the other side of the world...

Lissette: "Hey! Backstabbers! You Ruskies, Americunts and Britons are such a dishonorable and treacherous backstabbers! Hey!!!"

 

[Leo Akastenix]

"We are going to have fun toturing yu..." said a corrupted Lissete aa hundreds of peacekeepers(mutated and corrupted) approached the last of the invaders.

 

[Cherrymage]

EA Lissette: "Aw NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't

Spoiler

rape

me plz!!!"

 

[Leo Akastenix]

"We are not going to do tthat to you.. we wil instead...." Corrupted Lissete said. Peacekeepers with handcuffs arrived "Imprison you for life!" Lissete said and laughed evily "Just know 50 years here is 1 year back on Earth!"

 

[Cherrymage]

Lissette: "What?!?! This is even worse!!! HELP!!!"

 

[Leo Akastenix]

By now the very mutated peacekeepers starts pinning Lissete tovthe ground along with other survivors, any resistance was met with a bullet through the head. But they didnt do a bullet through the head for Lissete and watch her suffer as her comrades who reisisted die.

 

[Cherrymage]

At first all of 'em resisted strongly. but after witnessing retaliation headshots they are freaked out.

Lissette tries to run away, as fast as a cheetah.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

She ran right into a mutated conscript who caught he on the neck

 

[Cherrymage]

He???

Did Lissette just undergo an instant transgender surgery???
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Lissette: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
*kicks the dick of Corrupted Conscript, pokes his nose with her index finger and then attempts to run away*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

She just bumped into more mutated peacekeepers who were grinning evilly at her. Thn one took out a pistol and aimed it at her. "Sleep.." Than he fired a tranquilizer bullet.

 

[Cherrymage]

Lissette jumps away from the approaching tranquilizer bullet, and then guns the mutated Peacekeepers with Tanya's pistols down.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The peacekeeper quickly flips to his shield and stops the bullet. Every pther peacekeepers flip to the shield and began closing in on Lissette.

 

[Cherrymage]

With the corrupted Peacekeepers flipping on their shields, their movement speed is probably slowed down as a result. Lissette uses this as an advantage, and begins chanting...

Suddenly, her body is being filled with green magical essences, increasing her metabolic speed and thus her (movement) speed (tl;dr -- Haste in Warcraft II). She uses this to her advantage and begins running as fast as a cheetah. "Watch my dust!" She then seemingly disappears from view...... (but actually she's just running fast)

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Lissete rammed into a group of peacekeepers. She was surrounded by a huge sea of peacekeepers with shields.

 

[Cherrymage]

Lissette: "Noooooo.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
*cast Haste again*
*stomps on the ground, causing a shockwave circle that pushes and shocks the Peacekeepers*
*meanwhile Lissette hops into the high grounds*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

She hopped right into the hands of a corrupted King Oni.

 

[Cherrymage]

"What?!?! NOOOOOOOO!!!" Lissette let out a deafening shriek of despair.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

THe King Oni held her and threw her into a Chrono Prison.

 

[Cherrymage]

Lissette: "Chrono Prison!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Please... no! I would rather be your

Spoiler

sex sla--

"

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The prison shut and trapped Lissete in there.

 

[Cherrymage]

Lissette: "HELP!!!"

Lissette begins crying loudly, and punched the ground with anger and desperation.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Suddenly Lissette was in a devasted town, gunshots, cries and explpsions could be heard. A peacekeeper ran towards her. "Do not fire! I am a friendly!" he gave Lissete a hand when he was shot in the head and his brains burst out. He fell and a mutated peacekeeper with 2 shotguns could be seen, grinning.

 

[Cherrymage]

Lissette: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Lissette cast Haste on herself, dramatically increasing her speed, and she begins to dash away

 

[Edge45]

Guys, any quick info on what's going on?

 

[Cherrymage]

Leo's Virusing Legion defeats most of EA, and Lissette (along with some other EAs) has been abandoned by Oleg and Giles, and she's now trapped in Virusing Legion's realm

 

[Leo Akastenix]

She got to a veery ravaged Allied base, where the buildings were 85% damaged. The remaining handfull were defending an airfield when they saw Lissete. "Commander, get in there!" a javelin trooper shouted and pointed at a Century Bomber. "We a.." and his head burst from a shptgun blast as hundreds of mutated peacekeepers amd conscripts moved slowly and firing at them.

 

[Cherrymage]

There's no Allies in EA! They're Americorns!
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Lissette rushed toward the Century Bomber without second thought.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Slowly, the americon defenders starts retreating to the Century Bombers, but several fell while making thir way there. A peacekeeper managed to step into a Bomber when he was suddenly shot and fell off. Then the century bombers hatch closes. They were escorted by the remaining Apollo Fighters and Cryocopters.

 

[WhiteFang]

Spoiler

TING KIMMY WONG! is one horny cake lover

Archimonde Supreme the Cakemaster summons a chicken titan to attack all nearby enemies.The chicken titan continues to summon 20 chickens per second as well,before launching them across the world to attack the humans

 

[Leo Akastenix]

@Whitefang No Viruses are attacked?

 

[WhiteFang]

@Leo.Everything is attacked

 

[Leo Akastenix]

@Whitefang WHAT DO U MEAN? U MENA U ARE COMING TO MY DIMENSION WITHOUT A PORTAL?

 

[WhiteFang]

@Leo.THe chicken titan has the power of accessing any realm

 

[Archimmonde]

Wait I'm here for all of you...

 

[Leo Akastenix]

A message pops up into AS's phone. "Get ur chickwns outta my realm and i will see ypu get a whole realm full of KFCs"

 

[WhiteFang]

Upon receiving the message,the chickenmaster orders all chickens to leave Leo's realm

 

[Leo Akastenix]

A portal opened infronta ASand it led to a world full of KFCs.

 

[Archimmonde]

The hell is happening here?

 

[WhiteFang]

Shhhhhhhhhh
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Archimonde Supreme the Chickenmaster steps through the portal to the kfc world

 

[Archimmonde]

Don't say me shh but explain what is this..

 

[WhiteFang]

It's a roleplay
Not sure what's happening between Leo and Directive,but I'm attacking the world with chickens

 

[wrath bringer]

Cool, I love kfc, may I have some of your chickens so that I can make some

 

[WhiteFang]

Archimonde Supreme teleports the chicken titan to Alexander Bay in order to destroy Wrath Bringer.......and his shovel

 

[wrath bringer]

Wrath Bringer brings the sun to him, making the chicken kfc

 

[Cherrymage]

@WhiteFang: Did the chickens attack Westwood too? Just asking

 

[WhiteFang]

@Directive.They attacked everybody except their allies

 

[Cherrymage]

I see.
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Fake Ass Cane materializes before a swarm of raging chickens, but as soon as he shows up he is ambushed.

Fake Ass Cane: "What the... FUCK?!?!"
Chickens keep assaulting Fake Ass Cane.
Fake Ass Cane: "Hey!"
Fake Ass Cane changes into a high-pitch voice of a spoiled girl, "YOU CAN'T RAPE THE MESSIAH!!!!!!"

 

[Archimmonde]

Directive for what is this about?

 

[Cherrymage]

I think you should read the first post

 

[WhiteFang]

Chicken 69:Cannot rape you?We will destroy you with our chicken wings ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)