red vs blue

[TorturedAzn]

gosh, this is hilarious does any1 watch it? I hope this isn't 2 off topic. home page ==> rvb.roosterteeth.com

 

[The Google]

I love Red vs Blue! But I stopped watching it for some reason which I can't remember..

 

[TorturedAzn]

watch it again! season five w00t

 

[Shados]

Yeah I watched 'till like end of season 3 all over again recently, then Naruto hooked me for 73 episodes until I was back at the house with the crappy net .

-*meow*

 

[The Google]

watch it again! season five w00t

Okay.. I'll YouTube it when I'm done with my work. *hiccup!*

Hehe, the real red vs blue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x4o02qUz7Y

 

[TorturedAzn]

tucker gets pregnant!

 

[The Google]

tucker gets pregnant!

Where?

 

[brad.dude03]

KK, since I was the Halo PC player/modder addict, I've been following Red Vs. Blue since its inception back in the day. Now, my opinion: Watch from Season 1 to Season 3, that's where the true gold is. Epsidoe 39 is the best episode of Red Vs. Blue ever made. Seasons 4 and 5 aren't as good as the others, now that they are more story based, but they still have their funny moments. Red vs. Blue is still a great machinima series.

701st post!

 

[TorturedAzn]

um.... last 3 episodes of season 4

 

[brad.dude03]

Yes, yes those are all fine and great. But honestly, you got all of the truly great RvB moments during seasons 1-3, when they sat around and talked about crap.

 

[TorturedAzn]

it was like a talk show

 

[brad.dude03]

No, a talk show is at leats semi structured, and organized, and free of obscenity, it usually has a point, they have guests coming in all the time, commercials products featured etc etc. In RvB they stood around and talked about crap. That was it. It was bliss.

 

[ragingspeedhorn]

Never heard of this red vs blue thing.

 

[brad.dude03]

Well its kind of been an internet revolution for the past few years... sooooo dunno where you have been XD just kidding. Bu tseriously, even my nongamer friends know wa red vs blue is, they don't play halo, they just like the jokes.

 

[The Google]

Never heard of this red vs blue thing.

Its basically a show where Idiots huddle around the T.V. and talk about crap for a few minutes.

 

[Freakazoid]

Never heard of it

 

[brad.dude03]

Its basically a show where Idiots huddle around the T.V. and talk about crap for a few minutes.

Have you even seen it?! Firstly, it's based in Halo, where there ARE NO TV'S TO HUDDLE AROUND. Secondly, the intelligence is divided: there is 1 intelligent person on both red and blue, the semi intelligent person, and then the idiot. They talk about all kinds of stuff and it's hilarious.

 

[Shados]

Wait, who's meant to be the intelligent one on the red team? And the red team has four people! Hmmm, maybe two semi-intelligent people? I don't think Simons is that smart, especially when he gets that maths question wrong (I checked ).

-*meow*

 

[brad.dude03]

Well Simons is declared the smartest because he is the one with the most rationality and logic on the team. Sarge and Donuts are the semi intelligent people and of course, Griff, the noob, is the stupid one. In the case of the blue team it is much more obvious: Church, the smart one, Tucker the semiintelligent one, and Caboose, the mindnumbingly stupid one.

 

[TorturedAzn]

and tex, the super pwning girlie

 

[brad.dude03]

yeah well Tex goes off on her own, and even still, she was part of the neutral faction, along with sheila and Lopez.

"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEILA! COOOOOOOOOOME BAAAAACK! I MADE YOU MUFFINS!"- Caboose.

 

[TorturedAzn]

lopez and sheila = supah robot army! (well, they tried)

 

[brad.dude03]

They did indeed try. The best side characters, aside from Lopez, well hell I can't chose one, but I'd like to point out that the Beaver Creek guys are hilarious.

"I HAVE SEEN THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN. I REGRET NOTHING. I HAVE LIVED AS FEW MEN HAVE DARED TO DREAM."

"You camping fucker"!, "IT'S A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY!"- LOL

 

[TorturedAzn]

chicka chicka bow wow -tucker

 

[Shados]

Well Simons is declared the smartest because he is the one with the most rationality and logic on the team. Sarge and Donuts are the semi intelligent people and of course, Griff, the noob, is the stupid one. In the case of the blue team it is much more obvious: Church, the smart one, Tucker the semiintelligent one, and Caboose, the mindnumbingly stupid one.

What? Donut's the idiot not Griff!

-*meow*

 

[TorturedAzn]

theres no real dumb one on the red team. grif is the sarcastic and cynical one. donut is the exact opposite. hes "feminine"

 

[brad.dude03]

No, Griff is just fucking stupid. There is absolutely no way in hell that he isn't stupid. Donuts being feminine is a PERSONHALITY TRAIT, no a sign of intelligence or not. He is still semi intelligent along with Sarge. Griff may be cynical and sarcastic, but he's still a moron.

 

[TorturedAzn]

technically, they're all morons

 

[brad.dude03]

Very tre, but they're all hilarious, so it's all good XD

 

[TorturedAzn]

the idiot makes up for his stupidity with humor, usually hurting/insulting himself/herself in some way or another

 

[HappyTauren]

the idiot makes up for his stupidity with humor, usually hurting/insulting himself/herself in some way or another

that should be the point shouldnt it?

 

[brad.dude03]

I think so, after all that is what comedy revolves around, either sarcasm or people doing stupid things and suffering for them.

 

[TorturedAzn]

like caboose blowing church up

 

[brad.dude03]

Nah the best part was after when Tucker called Caboose a "Teamkilling fucktard" XD

 

[TorturedAzn]

sarge is irrational